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I just want to comment that it is so very, very sad when a person has to stoop so low as to write themselves fan mail. It's almost as sad as that scene in Sunset Boulevard where Erich Von Stroheim tells Wm. Holden that in reality he has been writing all the fan letters to Gloria Swanson through the years.Originally posted by Boo_Radley:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
I feel better today! I want to acknowledge the outpouring of supporting emails I received from CessPoolers. I'll share just a couple, without names of course, wouldn't want to embarrass anyone:
Joe
Almost as sad, I said, because that scene invokes pathos whereas you're just a confused git with delusions of grandeur.
Joe, if you need to feel good about yourself, that's OK. Just do it in private and wash your hands when you're done.
Good lord, it's hard to believe that you've actually fallen to such depths that measured on the ladder of self respect, you're several rungs below Larry Storch.</font>
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I thought it was clear when I mentioned how gamey you were...I mean really, tactics? Rear-slope defense? Covering mine-fields with infantry and arty? It's just...just...wrong!Originally posted by MrSpkr:Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.
Welcome back, Speedbump -- though I notice you haven't mentioned how thoroughly I am kicking your butt up between your shoulderblades. Of course, that is old news, isn't it?
Steve
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Damn, you mean I didn't succeed in making you vomit...wait, then what is that all over you? Please tell me you didn't actually pick those clothes?Originally posted by athkatla:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedbump:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by athkatla:
and save us from having to listen to your abject whimperings, which just about make me want to vomit.
No wonder you haven't been taken to Squire...
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Ah Sir Speedbump good to see you back again. The official CessPool page has been neglected by Lorak of late so it's a bit tough to keep track of the Knights, Squires and so forth. Ignoring Mikey is always a good idea since he's an SSN. The others you'll commonly see are probably Serfs or Squires.Originally posted by Joe Shaw:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Posted by my loyal and trustworthy former Squire SpeedbumpSir Joe, could you please tell me who all these new folks are? After all, I need some guidance in who to ignore and who to flame.
The "House" craze was not my doing. Apparently dalem, Berli, Rune and some others found it necessary to drive a wedge into the pool, as if honest hatred wasn't enough, and created their houses composed of people who had risen to their current ranks through the auspices of a certain founding Knight.
Naturally I wanted to protect "my lads" as I continue to call you, so I created the Shavian House which is populated by myself as founder, Agua Perdido, your own fine self, Lars (and by inclusion HIS squire Hanns) and Harv.
If you have specific questions about specific scum be sure to ask.
Joe
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Damn, you mean I didn't succeed in making you vomit...wait, then what is that all over you? Please tell me you didn't actually pick those clothes?Originally posted by athkatla:and save us from having to listen to your abject whimperings, which just about make me want to vomit.
No wonder you haven't been taken to Squire...
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To answer that question, no I don't believe you do.Originally posted by Joe Shaw:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Harv:
Andreas (do I really have to bold this git?)
To the best of my knowledge only Germanboy is a squire/knight and therefore needs to be bolded whereas Andreas has no official status at all (even lower than an ssn) and therefore is not required to be bolded.</font>
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Ah, music to my ears. Gentlefolk, my work here is done for another day!Originally posted by dalem:It was your fault!!!!
The missing, the hitting with no effect, the immobilizing.....
Gagggaggggggaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!! it's all coming back to me now!!!!!!
The pain!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QB]
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dalem, I am still waiting for the setup after spanking you with my uber-JdPzIV!Originally posted by dalem:For all those who are getting their butts kicked by me in PBEMS:
My email address has changed. Check my profile or, for the lazily inclined, use dalemq@attbi.com.
For all those who are kicking my butt in PBEMs:
Please stop. For the children, if for nothing else. My god, think about the children!!!
Speaking of children, my 3 year old misses laughing hysterically at your tactics...
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Noba,Originally posted by Noba:Slowdip you dork ! Fancy thinking you have to sit and watch with the kids. I suppose you do have kids to watch with ?
Anyway, you obviously have more time than you know what to do with, so I answer your attempted 'slight' on Australians by asking...can you do any better than the last pillock on a crusade against us, The headless Gnome ? He got kicked well and truly, I would love to be given the opportunity to do the same to you. Tear yourself away from the tv and send a setup. QB 1500 points will do.
Noba.
I accept your kindly worded invitation with pleasure. I am sure that it is troubling not being able to attract the opposite sex long enough to create little Nobas. There is nothing like the joy of having your offspring hang on your every word, and wanting to share their happiness with you.
I wish you all the luck in the future getting the sheep to stand still long enough for you. You may wish to take some pointers from your mate Mace.
Setup is in the mail...
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[edited because, darn it...it feels so good...come on you know you like it...]
[ March 11, 2002, 08:50 PM: Message edited by: Speedbump ]
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Come on, tell me you weren't bopping to the song "Wake up Jeff"!Originally posted by Mace:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedbump:
My wife brought home an example of Australian culture today. I have had to endure 3 sittings of the ... {hack, cough} o.k. spit it out ... the Wiggles!
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It's official. I now hate everything Australian (okay, I will allow an exception for several of their wines). My wife brought home an example of Australian culture today. I have had to endure 3 sittings of the ... {hack, cough} o.k. spit it out ... the Wiggles!
I hope every one of you Aussies (except the ones making the wines) burn in Berli!
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Ha! I have already beaten you to the punch. I still haven't gotten around to playing the second turn of our game...a movie too! All I would have to do is hit GO.Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:It has come to my attention that I have been processing my turns in a timely and dependable manner. That will stop immediately. I will now go back to sending them when I get good and ready.
Funny thing is, you have sent it to me twice, seemingly impatient for its return! Be aware, Croda doesn't stoop so low as to send a turn again saying "just in case you didn't get it."
Mamby-Pamby...
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[ummmm...I love the feel of the edit button]
[ March 07, 2002, 12:57 PM: Message edited by: Speedbump ]
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Not before you send me a surrender!Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:Do you really want me to go away?
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Been hanging out with Hanns lately?Originally posted by dalem:Fine, fine, I'll add Croda and Speedbump too. I'm starting to feel like a drunken cheerleader at a frat party....
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MM,
While I am not an expert (as many of our European friends are) on European architecture, I did live in Budapest for 6 months, and the damage that can still be seen on walls is very, very similar to these screenshots! Nicely done!
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Not coming back for more?Originally posted by dalem:Today setups will go to Leeo and Dorosh, and two or three other non-poolers who have been clawing at my screen door.
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It was all very painful. The details swim before my bleeding eyes but it seemed that one cheese-ass enemy vehicle was responsible for lots of pain. It hurts. Oh god it hurts. The maneuvering, the tactics, the dead-on hits at close range, all just... oh god - it still hurts!!!</font>Originally posted by dalem:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedbump:
This valiant JgdPzIV (becoming my favorite German AFV) ended the scenario with 3 M4 Shermans, 1 M4A3(75)W Sherman, 2 M4A1(76)W Shermans and a lone HT to its credit! Now how do I transfer this guy to my next game? BTS fix or do somefink'...
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Immediately press Alt-U in our game. That will take you right to the 'Import Customized Gameyness' screen, from where you can scan whole matchbox AFVs into the game.Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Croda:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedbump:
Now how do I transfer this guy to my next game?
Jerk.</font>
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Oh, and it was brilliantly done! There I was down to my last AFV (of 4), my AT Gun sitting forlornly abandoned, a number of my VG squads panicked or routed, my JgdPzIV facing 5 enemy armored devils, when providence shined upon me. dalem's tactical genius came to the forefront.Originally posted by dalem:Oh, and I snatched defeat from the jaws of victory today, as a carefully-built victory blew into dust in two turns, due to the gamey, code cracking, and all other sorts of low-down cheating behavior in favor of his poopy little JgdPzIV.
I swear, I haven't been able to buy a win lately.
Rather than sitting back and shelling the small village in which I was sheltering, he proceeded to advance his tanks sequentially into my SPAT's gunsights! Then as I was maneuvering to kill his last tank his blind Bazookaman was only good enough to get a "side superstructure penetration no effect"!
This valiant JgdPzIV (becoming my favorite German AFV) ended the scenario with 3 M4 Shermans, 1 M4A3(75)W Sherman, 2 M4A1(76)W Shermans and a lone HT to its credit! Now how do I transfer this guy to my next game? BTS fix or do somefink'...
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Ummmm...I don't sniff glue!Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:Hirsute Hiram’s Game Updates
Now for the big surprise for both of you who actually read this far
One of you bellicose, bra wearing, bellybutton lint collectors actually sent me a setup. This Mister Speed Bump sent me a 1500 PT setup with random everything. He wants an Armor battle and I am Axis. Should I choose Stugs-a-plenty like our Father Confessor? (forgive me father for I have sinned. I have committed the sin of carnal thoughts while standing in the lunch line. She had this luscious pair of knock…) I wonder if I can buy a really really big tank for that many points. I do hope it comes with instructions like “point gun that way towards the enemy”
He’s attacking and I’m defending. He’s a wienie and I’m cool. He sniffs glue and prances around like a fairy and I’m ruggedly handsome. “Blah blah blah, I’m Mister Burns”
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Croda & Berli,
I would hate to think that you are egging on Iron Skillet in the Flag thread, in order to see him banned. Wait, I wouldn't hate that at all...
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Let me guess, Bumpy but Jo didn't bother to remove it first before you started "buffing" away.</font>Originally posted by Marlow:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedbump:
Unfortunately, I must agree. After many hours toiling away cleaning Joe Shaw's codpiece this is too true...
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Just let me say that I bask in your approval. No, I live for your good opinion. Bastige.Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:Okay, that was better.
Funny you should say that because that is exactly what Mace and Bauhaus were telling me just the other day...I have no preferences. I have no scruples.
Unfortunately, I must agree. After many hours toiling away cleaning Joe Shaw's codpiece this is too true...PS I don't think I'm Joe Shaw because I'm better looking, better endowed, not a blowhard, and not a prissy dafodil.Speedbump
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[edited again, because while you would never know it watching me play, I am a perfectionist]
[ February 26, 2002, 03:30 PM: Message edited by: Speedbump ]
Marlon Brando, the PENG CHALLENGE and me
in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)
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After all, it has just started and for all we know, you might actually start to win one...
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