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HolgerDK

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  1. It’s really quite simple. The geographic area covered in CM:BO lies directly in the migration path of the swallow. A goodly number of panzerfaust misses can be attributed to these birds snatching the incoming round in mid-flight. One has to remember that CM:BO is an abstraction, and although the birds are not graphically depicted in the game, they are present in the mathematical dance that is its underpinnings. While the presence of this phenomenon is widely known, an explanation for it is still hotly contested. The Royal Ornithological Society contends that these birds, flying to and from England, were drawn to pluck explosives out of mid air by a love of country and sense of duty to the crown. Many other avian experts assert that to a swallow, a panzerfaust round appears almost identical to a coconut. It is common knowledge that swallows love coconuts. Of course, the one question left unanswered by both of these theories is: In swooping away the panzerfaust round how does the swallow grip it? [ 11-16-2001: Message edited by: HolgerDK ]</p>
  2. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>and the one Dane whose name I always forget but whose beard is growing through the table, <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I think that would be Holger the Dane.
  3. While walking down the sidewalk, an unidentified voice calls your name. As you turn your head to see who it is you realize that your torso is turning as well.
  4. It's all a matter of having the time to play. You see, Moriarty and Bauhaus each have minions to do their work. Berli just plays whenever he wants - work or not - and gets away with it because everyone at the Herald is afraid of him. I had to completely change careers just to get the time to PBEM. As to my style of play - email address is in the profile if you care to discuss terms.
  5. No, of course not. I've never ever played the game - I just like to post to random bulletin boards on the 'Net. Really Seanachi, it's important to take your medication EVERY day. A guy named Seanachai is being critical of somebody else's handle? Peculiar language? OK, look at the name of the thread. It says "Peng goes to Sweden". With me so far? Do you think maybe, just maybe the peculiar language could be...Swedish? If you rub both of your brain cells together furiously Seanachai you might just get a spark. Hunting down escapees was my job at the Herald. Evidently I've not been properly replaced. [This message has been edited by HolgerDK (edited 03-13-2001).]
  6. Why does it look like Ikea in here? Svenska flikka, Peng mej!
  7. Bates, you're right - no one can keep you from dog paddling through this cesspool. But get real, you're like a nun (Sisters of the Holy Bunion) at PornDex. Go drop a nickel in a slot machine, you'll probably get further. [This message has been edited by HolgerDK (edited 11-29-2000).]
  8. Typical Bauhaus, any excuse to bare his bum. Next he'll be donning his sheep outfit and wandering the outback in search of lonely shepherds.
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