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    Guess it's time to start a new Peng Challenge thread

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Congratulations. You have reached a new level of unintelligibility.

    Michael

    Wha'? Cannae ye speak tha language o' heroes an' comely lassies? Are ye a non-game playin', nostril-evacuatin', Sassanach bastarrrd? Are ye' a feckless git wi' ainly tha' dialect native tae 3 miles aroond ye birth place at ye command?

    Ye kin select fraim tha followin' answers, laddie:

    a) Aye, Ah'm a feckless git

    B) "a"

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    Guess it's time to start a new Peng Challenge thread

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Send a turn, English Tank Loving German.

    Noba.

    ps. You too, Marble Mouth.

    Try tae follow along, laddie. Ye saint mea a "turrrrn". At was tha file Ah saint tae yoo. Ah emailed ye an' pointed oot tha' ye a feckless git an' requested ye tae saind mea tha correct file. Ye post ain here demandin' a turrrn. Turrrns fraim Boo Skin Tag Radley and Costard (spailt, noo bolded) are arrivin'. Turrrns fraim yoo are noo arrivin'. Try harder laddie.

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    Peng Challenges the Outre Board to a Zimmerit Coated Zimmer Race!

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    M'Lady, Ah feel Ah must bear some o' tha responsibility fer Boo's cretinous use o' tha language. Ye see, Ah'm thrashin' haim lak a wee sheaf o' thrashee bein' thrashed bah a thrashin' thrasher ain a game o' tha noble CM:AK. Ah am handin' haim haes derrier on a plate. OGSF ain firrrst place, daylight second, Boo nowhere ain sight. At's tae be expected tha' his skill wi' tha letters as sufferin' under tha stress o' bein' thrashed sae handily bah mahsailf. Ah am tha spanker, Boo as tha spankee. Spankee Boo as Ah lak tae call haim.

    Mah apologies, M'Lady.

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    Peng Challenges the Outre Board to a Zimmerit Coated Zimmer Race!

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Ye're a gitful gittin' gitter o' a git,Boo Radley. Ah were engaged ain a conversation wi' a goobernational. Drawin' on mah rich reserve's o' knowlaidge an' experience, Ah replied tae haes enquiry in goober-speak. Yoo, bein' a stankin' Akronite, hoped tha anythin' said tae anywun was actually bein' said tae yoo. Whain (as usual) tha' were noo tha case, ye started tae cry cos ye did'nae comprehaind tha lofty topic's o' discussion. Run along an' wrrrap ye arrrms aboot Joe Can ye smell sumthin'? Shaw's left leg an' he'll pat ye on tha haid and taill ye at's alrrright. Maybe he'll pat ye haid wi' a feckin' brick.

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    Peng Challenges the Outre Board to a Zimmerit Coated Zimmer Race!

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    At's like explainin' quantum-fecking-mechanics tae a wee span'l. At stares back an' wags at's tail, boot ye knoo ats a waste o' time. Ah'll bowl laddie, an' at'll bae nought boot yorkers', sae pad oop.

    Rune, ye window smearin' glass-fogger, di' ye meend tellin' ye tub-thumpin' serf tha' Scotch as a drink? Ah blame feckin Shaw fer this....lettin' Boo run aroond wi' noo leash on.

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    Peng Challenges the Outre Board to a Zimmerit Coated Zimmer Race!

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Costard as at? Costard? Tha' rhymes wi' sai many things....such as feckless git bastarrrrd, fer example. Di' ye belong tae someone? A Knight 'o tha Cesspool someone?

    Joe In fer a penny, in fer a farthing Shaw! Wha' as tha status o' this pillock, Costarrd? As hae a Serf yet? Ah didnae want haim, Ah wan' tae beat tha' cod-spittle oot o' tha' womble-bollocked git tha' own's haim.

    Or, cos tha' Feast o' Steven as approachin', tha scratchin' snot-gobbler Costard may ask mae politely tae bae thrashed an' a game o' CM:AK like a tofurkey at a NRA tail-gate party. Assumin' hae even owns tha' game. Perhaps Joe Ma Depends are on backwards Shaw ye could gi' haim your copy o' CM:AK seein' as yer noo playin' at any more.

    Boo Radley, Noba....yer both losin' an' ye both owe mae a turn!

    An' Ah'm saindin' a big shout oot tae tha Donkey!

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    The Peng Hatching Memorial Challenge Thread

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Noba, Ah foond a wee bag o' dried 'nads doon tha local Op Shop. Just a wee bag, mind ye. Very wee. Wee enough tae belong tae yoo, ye sand-gropin' bilby-fondlin' git bastarrrd. At's all very waill tae bae mesmerizin' tha' wet-lipped pillock Boo As this thing on? Radley bae simply movin' ye wee hamster lads about tha field o' battle. Wha' ye need as tae bae slapped aboot ain a manly way bah a manly-man. Ah challainge ye tae a noble match o' CM:AK, after which ye'll bae beggin' fer mae tae returrrn ye wee bag o' 'nads. Very wee they are too. An' dusty.

    Happy Thanksgivin'.

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    Who Goes with Fergus, Then, to the Peng Challenge Thread?

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Sae a week ago Ah haid Lasik surgery on mah right eye. At wid hae gone well, 'cept fer mah sneezin' durin' tha procedure an' head buttin' tha machine. Tha caused at tae swing awah tae tha right, carvin' a line across tha nurse's face an' settin' tha Kleenex box ablaze. At also caused mae tae accidentally tear tha head off tha wee pink stuffed piglet Ah haid bin given tae comfort mae durin' tha surgery, sendin' a shoower o' wee plastic beads scatterin' ontae tha floor. Dr Anderson's right foot slipped awah towards tha door, an' haes left foot didnae. Ah'm due tae gi back ain a month fer a "touch oop".

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