OGSF
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Thas as tha Peng Challainge Thraid.
Sod off ye bastarrrd.
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Sent a set up your prancing pony, I will show you how to lose, yet again.
Noba.
Aye, Ah've watched ye lose many times, an' at wid amuse mae to hae ye show mae hoo tae di at agin.
Ah'll saind a setoop, an' ye'll bae prayin' fer tha Freemantle Doctor tae clear awah tha fetid stench o' ye "farts o' fear". Mah pixel-laddies waill slap ye hamster-truppen sae harrrd, their dentures will fly oot, bounce off tha nearest rock, and ricochet back tae bite them tae death.
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Af'n tha game were any guid, at widnae need a feckin' patch, eh?
Noba as jes grrrateful hae's noo playin' mae as waill. Hoo many spankin's cannae a watery-eyed wheezer tak a' tha canny hands o' a careful Scotsman?
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Max Weinreich hae crabs.
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Ah need one or tha other o' yoo feckless bastarrrds tae saind mae a QB setoop. Buzzsaw sainds mae a file an' Ah cannae see tha feckin' thing ain mah "Saved Games" after at's copied tae mah "Incoming Email" folder. Ah'm convinced at's hais fault cos haes obviously a cretin, boot Ah need a file from sumwun ailse tae prove at. Sae saind at along laddies. There's humiliatin' tae bae done!!
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[blah][blah][blah]... I'll see if there as anyone around here man enough to take on Sir Buzzsaw.
Af'n ye think playin' StukaNukaPukaPants as a challainge, Ah suspect fartin' wi' ye haid noo cavin' ain as a challainge fer ye as waill. Ye kin saind mae a setoop af'n ye want, laddie. Af'n ye dare. Boo GILF Hunter Radley still wets hais pantaloons fer jus' thinkin' Ah might challainge haim. Sae saind anythun along. Ah'll whup ye blind folded wi' a slight sniffle.
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It took me a few days to get the hang of the camera and commands. But once I did get the hang of it, this game is beautiful. The same thrill I got back in 2000 when I discovered CMBO and the Valley of Trouble demo. The graphics are just stunning, and the game play feels fluid and coherent.
A cool thing I thought I noticed as I was sending the crew of a burning Sherman down a country lane, the commander who was wounded lagged behind the other three crew members, and was actually limping. Did I really see that? I think I did.
I found I was setting my commands for each turn, then replaying it multiple times as I locked view on each unit and zoomed in to watch them.
Thanks Battlefront, absolutely awesome job! The wait has been worth it.
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I was knighted by the one and true Record Keeper of old Lorak...
Och! Ye're a clansman o'mine laddie! Lord Lorak was mah Leige as waill. Until hae jumped aintae Afganistan an' buggered oop haes knee. O' course, Ah'm tha seniour clansman, Lorak allas liked mae baist.
An' a big shout oot tae tha ladies o' tha 'Pool!
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That's right you pathetic, sheepshagger...which obviously means your from Aussie Land as OGMF isn't around.
Ye feckless snot-gobblin', watery-eyed, spotty-bottom sniffin' git bastarrrd!! Four feckin' letters an' ye cannae e'en gi' thaim right. O.....G.....S.....F. Tha's OberGruppenStompinFeuhrer tae yoo laddie. Af'n Ah cuild gi' tha hang o' tha feckless controls ain the CM:BN demo Ah'd sort ye oot properly, boot Ah keep gettin' distracted bah tha coloured boxes at tha other aind o' tha map. Wha' pillock beta tested thas anyhoo? An' wha di tha wee grasses grow ain circles aroond mah camera view?
Boo, tak a dump an' fall back ain at.
Speedy, why are there noo flame throwers ain tha demo tutorial? Eh? Eh?
Joe (Ah'm caught ain mah zipper again!) Shaw, as this kipper fondler "Wildman" entitled tae boldin'?
Mum, as tha' yoo?
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Preordered of course! :-)
Warpy!! It's been a long, long time!!
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hello i'm new here. is anyone buying the new combat mission game set in normandy? if so, i would be happy to play one of you in a game. i don't really know how to play it just yet, but i'm sure i'll pick it up as we go along. this is a challenge thread isn't it? thank you.
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My fox terrier Olly likes to eat carrots.
Ah haid a cat tha' wid eat strawberries. Ah haid tae push thaim doon wi' a pencil o' course...
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StukaNukaPukaPants, tak a wee dump an' fall back ain at. Ye kin call at yer "Christmas Puddin'".
Och, tha' reminds mae. Richard Gere called. Ah've talked haim aintae givin' ye a job as wun o' haes gerbils. Noo, didnae thank mae. At's Christmas after all. Stay warrrm laddie.
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Ah hope ye all hae a bonny wee Xmas and a sassanach-free Noo Year, sae long as at didnae cost mae anythun. Festerin' pillocks (tha Ladies o' tha Pool excaipted o' course).
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Do you find that you get a better reaction from a big dog?
Joe
Di' Ah say, "wee dog"? Ah mis-typed. Ah meant "dog wee".
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"Noo, did'nae thank mae. Did'nae e'en be seen talkin' tae mae."
At's like showin' carrrd trrricks tae a wee dog.
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A wee tip fer ye, Mace. A Kiwi told mae tha' af ye herd tha sheep tawarrrds the aidge o' a cliff, they'll tend tae back oop aintae ye. Noo, did'nae thank mae. Did'nae e'en be seen talkin' tae mae. Ye're vurry welcome.
Speedy! At's bin a lang teem laddie. Noo lang enuff o' course. Di' ye owe mae a turrrn?
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Ah farrrted through a kazoo once. At least at was *supposed* tae be a farrrt. At go' awah on mae a wee bit.....
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Ah like ANZAC biscuits.
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Boo cuidnae turrrn doon tha sheets on haes ain bed. Ah'm fairrrly certain hae also didnae knoo wha' a "flank" e'en as.
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Def.: "O'erwatch" - "Yoo gw'an ahaid, an' Ah'll set back here an' sh*te mae pants while Ah watch ye"
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Wha' sort of things, Boo? Ye prevert.
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Maggie hae a heeland coo
Shae fed at safety pins
An' ev'ry teem shae milked tha coo
Tha milk cam oot ain tins!
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Ah'd like tae post an Ode tae a feckin' git Bastarrrd tha I jus' wrote...
OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooccchhhhhhhhhh!
Seanachai as a feckin' git bastarrrrd!
Tha's all Ah've go' jus' noo.
Tha Peng Challenge Thraid - Af at's noo Scottish, at's crrrap.
in Combat Mission Battle for Normandy
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Ain gamey oopdates, Stuka-Nuka-Puka-Pants as buggered off tae Austria or somewhere, complaining tha' haes laptop as noo powerful enough tae make haes pixel-truppen move. Buzzsaw as taken a break fraim bein' slapped aboot leek a haggis ain a college shower stall, an' Noba as reversin' haes Panthers towards mah mobile kitchen wagon, shakin' haes tail feathers an' pretendin' haes Kim Jung Il's step brother an' military master o' haes ain lunch box.
Sae sod off.