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Snarker

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  1. Less post more send, maggot!!! I don't care if what's coming into my mailbox right now is from you or not. Consider this your daily warning, deserved or not. :mad: :mad:
  2. I play tested both BoB and BTR, and they are much more a strategic game. You set your flights targets, altitute, path, fighter escort, take off time, etc. and then watch the results. BTR also added aspects of plane / engine R&D. Both games were fun for me, but others thought they dragged on and on...
  3. You gotta watch that WallyBob. He's got 'zooks up his whoops-a-daisy. :mad: :mad: The maggot.
  4. It went out this morning with a note sumfink like "You celebrate very strange things." Or sumfink. Barrie must be an internet black hole. Resending. Oh, yeah. 80 degrees here. Real degrees, not that Celcius stuff that always makes me feel cold. Room temperature is 20 degrees. Brrrr.
  5. Memo From: OKW To: Field commanders One to one losses on the Ost Front are not only unacceptable, they are unsustainable. </font>
  6. Your 'massive horde' is less massive now. :mad: :mad: Good thing my arty deloused your tanks.
  7. Axe rules or the Leafs rule? Will you Great White Nord maggots make up your mold encrusted minds? :mad: :mad: :mad:
  8. GRGRGAAAAAAAAAAAARGHGRGRARFARFARF!!!! First, Smope smokes. And it is bad for my health. Then he gerschwarms my only piece of armor with a gamey horde of Shermans. It's not dead yet, but John Cleese is standing behind it with a cudgel. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  9. GRAAARRRRRGH!!!!! Why don't you two get a rink? :mad: :mad: :mad: I'll supply a bag of hockey pucks for each of you to take slapshots at each other. One puck loaded with bitter, angry, winger killing nitro. Now that is a sport. :mad: :mad: :mad: ps You maggots have not experienced hockey unless you've been to Madison Square Garden. And I ain't talking about the Rangers, but the fans. They're still chanting "Potvin sucks!" and sing songing "Buy a Porsche, Hextall, buy a Porsche!" [ April 15, 2004, 11:18 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]
  10. So you're a hermaphrodite? If your 'wifely bits' do the taxes, do the 'husbandy bits' do the laundry? Maggot. :mad: </font>
  11. So you're a hermaphrodite? If your 'wifely bits' do the taxes, do the 'husbandy bits' do the laundry? Maggot. :mad: :mad:
  12. Heat Death of the universe? That's entropy ya nong, not famine! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>
  13. Hehe! Slowly being assimilated. First you find yourself spelling neighbourhood with a "u", next thing you know you'll be gulping Tim Horton's coffee, setting up your igloo, and developing a massive inferiority complex towards your neighbours to the south. Noo doot aboot it! </font>
  14. That's the gamiest thing I've ever heard, Becket-Maggot!!!!! :mad: :mad: Going for the flags. Gamey, gamey, gamey!!!! Bet you try to win too! :mad: :mad: :mad:
  15. You obviously haven't reached the bit with Panzerkleins. Men walking around in a suit of armour that can't be penetrated by a panzerschreck stretch my suspension of disbelief, not to mention ruining the play balance. </font>
  16. Sorry to hear the news Dave. The good news is you're still a maggot's maggot, maggot! :mad: :mad: The rest of you, LISTEN UP LIKE YOU HAVE A SET (of ears, you filthy minded puss packs!) Jagged Alliance, XCom fans - Silent Storm is now available in North America and it gets two :mad: 's up! Learning curve is moderate, (some of the hot keys are a little odd) but the graphics are excellent! GRGGGAAAAAARGHGHAAARGH!!!! THE ENVIRONMENT IS FULLY DESTRUCTIBLE!!!!!! Tons of 'splodies!!!! I used a BAR and a captured MG34 to chip away the front of a house to get at the maggot meat inside. Blew the windows in, and even took down the bricks with enough hits. Not to mention you can shoot through the floors or ceilings to get the sniper pinning the rest of your buddies down. Anyone with a ATI card is warned to save often - something in their drivers sometimes drops you out of the game... apparently they didn't want nVidia to keep the annoyance factor all to themselves.
  17. "I tawt I taw a puddytat! *GULP* I did, I did taw a puddyta..." - dead Tweety
  18. Must have if he's wearing a mouldy sporran under his kilt. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  19. Defend myself? Let me guess... you told him I was gamey when I rolled all over you in the 'Blessings' scenario? What's to defend? :mad: :mad:
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