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So who was the first one? Seanachai? :mad:

Except me. I'm old. I think. Yes, I'll have the Spam, Spam, Spam, eggs and Spam. And you Axe, get the short end of the pasta. Muhahaha!!! :mad:

If you knew anything, Who be Boo, you'd know Keke is Finnish. You don't threaten to beat up a Finn. Ask the Russians. :mad: :mad:

:mad: :mad: And here's the rest of the world Maggots! :mad: :mad:

Maggot!!! Just when I was getting all keyed up for the next whumping you're handing out.... GRRRAAAAARGH!!!!!!! Note proper use of brackets. Fffpt!!!!

LOL! Now I know why Canadians can't own pistols. :mad: That's a might big for concealed carry! I own two of these (different sizes): Made in Canada, ironically. Maggot!!!! :mad: You're stopping my Eye Ties from eating lunch. Nothing is worse than a hungry Roman kept from his objective. :mad: Dave H, Robohn and Mike (the maggots) I have your turns and will get them back soon. Did I mention at least two of you are chuckin' some serious TNT??? :mad:

They're quiet. Be afraid. :mad: The lady that threatened to run the neighbor's dog over now has her dog running around. Chasing deer, no less. That will get it a one way trip to the pound... The stupid thing (some kind of pit bull) surprised me today on my back porch while I was cleaning my carry pistol. Good thing for it it's people friendly. :mad: :mad:

It was a lone cicada, or something damnable near as loud. But it was one. And I have not heard more than that one loud bugger. I am swaeting it though, as maybe he's an early rasper.

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But THEY go away. I got a scare yesterday thought the invasion may have begun. False alarm, no cicadas.

Get thee to Fiefdom and smite yea mightily all the unfaithful. You'll not find converts here. We're anarchists. :mad: :mad: :mad:

That hadda hurt. Axe is being overrun with half the Italian army. The other half is laughing too hard to join in... :mad: :mad: Rented Mule? Where be you? Leading the next tour down into the Grand Canyon? :mad: :mad:

Why are you aiming at your jeep? Silly Canuckian. :mad:

Hehe. So Pseudo's wiping the floor with you multiple times too?

Ditto, ditto and DITTO!!!!!! Maggots. :mad: :mad: :mad: Kobalt? YOU NON-TNT CHUCKIN', GRABASTIC, WALKING TARGET FOR ALL THE ANGYOLIZED, MOLD-COATED, NAD HOMING 'SPLODIES IN THE CM ARSENAL!!!!!!! Welcome. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Plug 'maggot' into Google and hit 'feel lucky' and get this. My 1st grader can't wait for the kit to arrive.

God, Babble Fish does and is! :mad: :mad: Translation from Babel: My head explodes. :mad: :mad: :mad:

GRGRGAAAAARGH!!!! Who started this? Me or Axe? If it was Axe, he needs to be dunked in skunk nads, hung, shot, and then hung again for good measure. :mad: :mad: If it was me, I apologise.

Apparently, they belong to Keke. :mad:

Well, from English to Italian it worked fine, but try to reverse it and Babel Fish babbles... "All your mothers wear lice infested panties" was the original.

Tutti i vostri pidocchi di usura delle madri hanno infestato le mutandine!!!!!

Mordalo!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Ammo score is an abstract number. To use your MG42, each point of ammo in a LMG 42 could represent a burst of 5, MMG maybe 8-10, HMG 15-20. Or sumfink. On a side note, I remember watching a documentary on machine guns that showed the 42 fired from a tripod (with optics) and the mg was very steady while firing. The gunner kept tapping something on the side to 'nudge' the aim point in the desired direction.

*Shudder*

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