Snarker

What? Someone beat my score? I'm shocked! It's a Gargantuan upset on the order of Vin Diesel losing out on a Best-Actor Oscar. :mad: :mad: </font>

Man, does "maggot" fit this ugly lot!

That's about right. Your maggots are trying to use goads to stop my armed to the teeth, TNT chuckin', non-prisoner taking instruments of death!!! GRGGRAAAARGH!!!! ps Only Axe (the maggot) would shell a peaceful canal.

My well-oiled war machine just can't give up smoking. :mad: :mad:

What cha momma choose? :mad: :mad: Besides that Hurricane that paniced half my men?

In my depressed stupidity, I'm managing to chuck some serious TNT at everyone that sent me a turn I actually received. Mike and Robohn, that means I didn't get your latest sends. :mad: The internet is a black hole's black hole or sumfink. :mad: :mad:

Good lord (or somefink), man, we're five years into drought and thus practising good water conservation techniques (not drinking water, not bathing, not hosing down the wildlife, etc)! At such times, one turns to beer. :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace btw. Paragraph - one of several distinct subdivisions of a text intended to separate ideas; the beginning is usually marked by a new indented line </font>

Mike you maggot! I see you posted on the Slitherine board. How do you like Spartan so far? I rule! At least until Axe copyrights the saying.

If I'm swine, I'm a cannibal. Sausage fer brekky, you know. :mad: :mad:

Axe maggot!!!!! I've noticed a pattern here. Every Friday, you 'rule'. So I've deduced that every Thursday is free psychadelic drug night in the Barrie bars. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Geez Whinemore! How long will it take you to drink all that? :mad: :mad: :mad: Edited to add the Prodigal Son's comments as this is a new page. Oh, and *boot* the thread, you useless collections of flesh eating insects. :mad: :mad: [ June 18, 2004, 12:26 AM: Message edited by: Snarker ]

Nope. All in order. I normally ain't so good with numbers but in this case, 1,2,3,4,5.... </font>

GRGRRGAAAAAARGHH!!!!!!!!! I had some of your company's wine the other day. No wonder you don't know how long you've been gone. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Yeah! :mad: :mad: You need a smattering of Thomas of Hookton and Derfal Cardan! :mad: :mad: Maggot.

I read it, I read it, I read it. And I read it yet again. I sent the sig line ages ago through Helper which regrettably doesn't save anything. Your quest is to hunt down that message or for ever be stuck with Mike[/b's signature. Missing bracket to honor that maggot, who is presently smacking me around like Soddball's crack ho. Axe, 'Tiger', 'Triumph', 'Fortress', Trafalgar', 'Havoc', and 'Devil' are all new additons to the original series. Unfortunately for you, you are probably reading them out of chronological order... :mad: :mad: 'Escape' may be a short story, I remember readng something about it and 'Christmas' or some such. I'm not sure if it's new material or a rehash of part of another book. Oh, and PBEM helper says you owe me. Look for turn 51. Maggot. Robohn resend whatever you have, you flying maggot! I don't have anything new from you. The web must be angryolized lately. :mad: :mad:

I blame Bilingual Gubment. Les maggots!!!! :mad:

I wish. No grass yet = no dog yet. </font>

*Sigh* Boo, Boo, Boo, Boo, Boo... you check Budgies to see if it's time to put them down or not.

You look good. Dog yours? :mad:

So when did you decide to foresake English? </font>

Feh, beh, meh! Not only is my mail AWOL, but Slitherine is using some form of Macrovision copy protection on Spartan and it won't feckin' load. Apparently, it searches your registry and if it find some program or reg key it doesn't think you should have, it refuses to start the game. The shame of it is the pirates crack everything easily and these protection schemes only make it annoying for the rest of us. George Orwell 20 years late, anyone? MACROVISION PRIVACY INVADING MAAAAAAAGGOOOOOOTS!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

My mail is refusing the connection, so you sub-super heroes are SOL. Turns when it decides to behave again. :mad: :mad:

Maggots!!!!. This is the 'splodie thread! Therefore, What Super Hero are you? Me:

Emrys, you wannabe gnome / bard / Canuckian / Oddstralian / whoopie cushion!!!!! Maggot. :mad: :mad: :mad: The rest of you - Maggots. Kiddie day, parties, movies, other fun stuff so turns will be slow or non-existant. If I'm winning, slow. If you're winning, figure it out from what's left. :mad: :mad: :mad: