Lars

As I recall, only "Peng" and "Challenge" are required. And a quick search turns up many without "Thread". Some even by you perhaps. But I'm sure you'll make up some arcane Rule anyway if pressed, My Liege. It is your forte, after all.

Oooh, lookie here boys, no U ----->

THE RULES then, short and sweet: S) Go away. O) Go even further away. D) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. O) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. F) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. !) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?).

Right then, there's only one way to settle this.

So no chance of a turn then?

Looks like I knew mine better.

That can be easily arranged. A can of gas (even kerosene will do) and a match and voila, wish granted!</font>

Why don't you also tell them about parking your panzers waaaaay over on the side of the map, overlooking the road that only a fool would go down? They're so out of position I think they're playing in the scenario on the other edge. They ain't going to save you now, bubbaloo. Mwahahahaha…

Which I badly needed because on going home and turning on the computer, I got "Disk boot failure, insert system disk and press Enter". However, on booting this morning, up she came. I suspect a failing hard drive as it's over 7 years old. There may be a slight delay in turns, or not, if old Bessie can hold out for another day. Sad really, I was shelling the homosexual tendencies out of Boo.

But you never really get to the "doing" part, do you? </font>

Real Men don't shudder with horror, ya moron.

Sturmy, quit dance in high heels on the bar top and put that damn boa away!

Ah, so big we've never heard of him. I like those kind of stars best.

3 turns I believe.

Now, now, Joe, they are Aussies. I believe the obvious answer is it refers to the "Disciplinary Barracks", ala Leavenworth. Hmm, would explain the "rooting" thing too...

Try saving after every turn. Then you can always go back to the last one that didn't stick and hopefully make it past the glitch. Worked for me.

I'd just like to take this moment to say that my strategy of getting Papa Kahn and dalem angry at each other, leaving me open to victimize the weak (Seanachai), worked beautifully. Lars, Master of Sword of Rome! In yo face! In yo face! Woot! Woot! Woot!

Fool! You're suppossed to take the Social Security money and retire to Mexico. That way, all the illegals will be paying you to live on their beach and drink margaritas. Mwuhahahaha...

Mass quantities of Burgundy Peppercorn Tenderloin have now been acquired. I might have gotten a little too much jerky, but what the hey, it's not going to go bad. Think we'll stick Papa Kahn with the French Bread and Portabella Mushrooms, and we're all set. See ya around the noon hour. Remember, kill Papa Kahn first. Then he can wash the dishes too.

Just because you're going to live poorly, there's no reason you can't do it with style.

Gotta tell you again how much I love those convoy lines on screen Hubert. They really make life easier for both players.

A vat. With a surgical plastic cork please, you shanty town sommelier. Yes, meat for everyone. I'm feeling charitable and last time I think dalem's brisket still had a collar on it.

Really? I was sure I had that thing in range of Antwerp in clear weather. He had intercepted before. Guess I'll move him up. Or send him to Russia.

Hi Mom!

Lucky you, I still had it. Sent.