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That would be a premptive strike, another foul neo-con invention I'm sure.Originally posted by Dirtweasle:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy:
Oh look politics.
The overt politicizing did not start IMHO until this cheap shot.
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bloody heroic
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Oh look politics.
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That sounds like it could be a pretty expensive way to take a holiday Lars.
P.S.- Congratulations/Condolences etc.
P.P.S.- I haven't recieved my invite yet either. What's going on? You haven't sent them to Austria again have you?
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Mr Mace, Mr Mace!
Be a dear and come over here your medication is ready.
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Not quite it's only 3.40am.Originally posted by Michael Emrys:Is it safe now? Are the Ozzies all gone?
Michael
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Only one hour to go and I can go home and start into the long necks I have sitting in my fridge.
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Yeh but given it's about 43C outside at the moment don't expect me to be running around in the nuddie.Originally posted by Mace:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy:
Nothing like a Beer & Spit ball for entertainment.
No sir, I'll be drinking this vodka instead and sitting close to the aircon. </font>
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Nothing like a Beer & Spit ball for entertainment.
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I just recieved the following email:
WooHoo I'm going to be rich!!!!FROM. MRS FATIMA HUSSIN, IRAQ.
EMAIL. fh1234567@host-mail.com
DEAR FRIEND,
HOW ARE YOU TODAY,MAY GOD BE WITH YOU ON THIS HONOR TO WRITE YOU EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU WILL BE SUPRISED ON THIS MAIL FROM A STRANGER, SORRY IF IT OFFENDS YOU, I GOT YOUR INFORMATION FROM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE THAT WILL ASSIST ME IN THIS TIME OF ANXIETIES.
I AM A WIDOW AFTER THE DEATH OF MY HUSBAND UPON ARREST, ME AND MY TWO CHILDREN ARE UNDER HOUSE ARREST WHERE I CANNOT COMMUNICATE OUTSIDE THE WORLD EXCEPT THROUGH EMAIL AS I HAVE A SMALL LAPTOP.
MY HUSBAND IS ONE OF SENIOR SECURITY OFFICER TO PAST IRAQ PRESIDENT SADDAM HUSSIEN.BEFORE THE FALL AND ARREST OF SADDAM MY HUSBAND WAS KEEPING THREE METAL SEALED BOXES WHICH CONTAINS $7.5M EACH, THESE ARE FUND FROM OIL SALES WHICH SADDAM ENTHRUSTED TO MY HUSBAND.
NOW I CONTACT YOU TO HELP ME MANAGE MY CHILDREN FUTURE WHICH IS TIED ON THIS FUNDS BUT I HAVE REGRET AFTER LOSING ONE OF THE BOXES WITH 7.5MILLION TO ITALIAN SOLDIER WHO WAS VERY FRIENDLY TO ME AT OUR FIRST DETENTION CAMP, I NEVER KNEW HE HAD OTHER INTENTIONS.
WHEN HE WAS RETURNING TO ITALY AT EXPIRATION OF THEIR DUTIES UPON WAR HE PROMISED HE WILL TAKE CARE OF MY CHILDREN WHEN HE ARRIVES ITALY ALSO HE SUPPOSE TO PLAN TO TAKE THE REMAINING 2 BOXES BUT TO MY SHOCK AND DISAPPOINTMENT UPTIL NOW HE IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, NO CONTACT, NO INFORMATION AND SINCE I AM WITH NO FREEDOM I CANNOT LOOK FOR HIM, IT HAS BROKEN MY HEART SO MUCH.
HOWEVER I THANK GOD ALMIGHTY FOR HIS DIRECTIONS THAT MAKE ME GIVE HIM ONLY ONE BOX AND THIS LAST TWO [2] BOXES I RESOLVED NOT TO GIVE A SOLDIER ANYMORE EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE POWERS TO MOVE IT OVERSEAS SAFELY.
AS I WRITE YOU TODAY I HAVE THIS VERY KIND MAN OF GOD WITH WORLD AID COUNCIL WHO ENCOURAGE EVERYONE IN DETENTION CAMP SO I TELL HIM MY WHOLE STORY ABOUT THE 2 BOXES FROM MY LATE HUSBAND FRIEND[FAMILY FRIEND]OUTSIDE IRAQ AND HE AGREES IN HELPING ME TO CARRY THE LAST [2] BOXES TO EUROPE BUT HE DOES NOT KNOW THE CONTENTS OF THE TWO BOXES BECAUSE I DID NOT REVEAL TO HIM THE TRUE CONTENT AS I TELL THE SOLDIER, I TOLD HIM THE BOXES IS DIPLOMAT CONSIGNMENT,HIS NAME IS JOSEPH CHAN CHISANGA CHANDALALA.
YOU WILL TAKE 40% FOR YOURSELF AND 60% FOR ME AND MY CHILDREN.
THE FUND IS UNITED STATES DOLLARS SO THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT,I BEG YOU TO STAND AS OUR FAMILY FRIEND TO COLLECT THE BOXES,INVEST THE FUNDS UNTIL WE HAVE OUR FREEDOM.
WHEN YOU COLLECT THE BOXES I GIVE YOU CODE NUMBERS TO OPEN IT.. PLEASE SEND YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBER AND ADDRESS SO THAT MR JOSEPH CHAN CHISANGA CHANDALALA CAN CONTACT YOU WHEN HE ARRIVE EUROPE BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE HE SAID HE CAN HELP ME TAKE THE BOXES TO ONLY.
IT MY TRUST IN YOU, MAY GOD BLESSED YOU AS YOU REPLY ME, CONTACT ME ONLY ON MY SECURE EMAIL. fh1234567@host-mail.com .
YOURS SISTER,
FATIMA HUSSIN.
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Got the package. It's beautiful. *sniffle* Thanks.Originally posted by NG cavscout:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG cavscout:
{snipped irrelevant words}
Our post office is trying to track the package I sent you. Incompetent boobs that they are...
But I'm preparing a new one anyway. Should be getting it out next week. </font>
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I thought it was near Forbes or is that West Wyalong?
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Now that photo is interesting as it appears that it is the bloke and not the sheila that is wearing lipstick.
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Your mouth is useful for something after all stikky.
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A bright orange beanie, that's disgusting!
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To you I have nothing to say.Originally posted by MrPeng:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PawBroon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />MrPeng'ed:
Snipped.
As much as I loath to admit it, I do have a special fondness for you.
If I ever own a goldfish, I'll name it after you.
Then I'll let it die... </font>
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So I want to know if it does indeed send a negative message to him? </font>Originally posted by Boo Radley:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:
btw good news for Boo
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Say what?
Iowa wants to make English the official language in that state. A new Bill would require all official Iowa documents and meetings to be handled in English. Critics argue that it sends a negative message to people who do not speak English.
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And if you were willing to supply the grog you would get the Australians coming to worship too.Originally posted by Seanachai:It's amazing. So far, I've met Peng, Berli, Joe Shaw, Dalem, Lars, Papa Khann, Shandorf, Moriarity, Bauhaus, Rune, Patch and NGCavscout face to face. Also, the long gone DekeFentle.
One by one, they come to me. I am a fecking god.
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Hey that sounds like fun!Originally posted by Seanachai:Frankly, at this point, the only thing you've got going for you is Shari, and I don't imagine it will take more than 3 nights of brutal, unrelenting harassment before she simply duct-tapes the phone to your head and makes you sleep on the couch.
Exactly what time in the real world is 3am in Snowville?
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Now I've watched that epidode of firefly and all but I don't rightly remember what being a 'second' entails </font>Originally posted by Sir 37mm:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
I name as my second, my former Squire Sir 37mm who is of our noble House of JDMorse and who I know annoys you mightily!
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The scenario was way too short.
I'm a bloke that likes to take his time, to me 30 minutes is wham bam thankyou ma'am.
Peng Challenge, What a Beautiful Thread
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So Dolly has forgiven you Mace?