von shrad
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by Joe Shaw : *imagine an act involving a quantity of nasal discharge and a forearm. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You have insulted all sisters both real and imagined. That statement can only bring me to give my disapproving nod of approval.
BTW, Folkhippie , the age of the pseudo-wine's purchaser has no bearing on proper behavior. It is more the age of the young lass whom you are trying to intoxicate past good sense and beliefs that holds the detail.
'Officer, I swear, she drank like an 18 y.o.'
vonshrad
BTW, there has to be something wrong with my Spellchecker. Folkhippie didn't even show up as a word. It must be broke or somefink.
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Aye, I have been found to be a fraud. Can I help it. I only wanted Leeo to feel that there is in fact someone out there for him.
Anyhow, she is like a sister. Except she doesn't leave the seat down.
BTW, I thought you were eaten by Mace or was that mice? Ah, what's the difference?
von shrad- Goanna's match maker
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by Leeo :
I love you all so much and hope to be like you soon. XXXXX's and OOOOO's. Smooch. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Flattery will get you nowhere. Unless it is with my sister and then it will also take the larger bottle of BoonesFarm and a Pig Platter from the 'Hoggert Eatery'. Then you are in.
She's quite the catch and nothing is too good for her, Miss Cleo .
von shrad
[ 09-14-2001: Message edited by: von shrad ]
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Great, Joe Shaw has made as the orfice-al Enforcer of all things wholey,and partially Holy to the pond. What better choice? Joe Shaw will do a great job at making those that are innocent confess so that we might enjoy a hanging.
I offer my Piss-Boy Seal of Approal ,or PBSoP for short. Let the Witch hunt begin.
von shrad
(insert faith here) Bless America and Her Allies.
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man i am sick! can't hold back the anger. WHY?
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Did you look in your CDROM drive? Seems like when I am looking for my CM disk I always find it there.
BTW, [suspicious glance] what was it doing out of the computer in the first place? [/suspicious glance]
von shrad
Good luck on finding it. I suggest another thorough search.
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There must be some kind of loophole that allows the admiration of sheep so we can clean this whole mess up quickly and rather painlessly.
However, there must be some kind of statute that forbids topic's that will arouse Joe Shaw and Lawyer into making replies in full. Think of the horror of these two kicking around their Banker/Attorney *mumbo-jumbo for 5 pages. It would look worse than Tokyo ravaged by none less than Godzilla vs. Mothra on LSD. I forbid (can I do that to a Knight?) any more of this imploding behavior. Could you imagine the fee's involved? All lost during a bad investment!
*Mumbo-Jumbo {slng.} 1. To discuss too often, 2.[n] To discuss in full legal terms, {[vl.]} to speaketh till thoust headeth hurteth.
von shrad
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Yeah...maybe Stukes can play the winner? As long as he doesn't try his usual gamey stuff. How else could he have won?
Mine and Terrances' game is coming along nicely. It is all my fault that this has gone on so long. Sorry, couldn't help that though.
Great show again Menschy. You should definately host all future NSSB's in the future. Like a very near CM-2 NSSB. Just think...we will all be newbies again.
von shrad (NSSB-1 1st round LOSER )
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Von Shrad, you are hereby charged with displaying overly Sheepgroggly tendencies in a public place.
What say you in this matter? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well if the rules of law are the same as any home I have lived in during my life, I am guilty until proven innocent.
Geez...a guy has a few Sheep magizines laying around and they come to some kind of sick conclusion. I get them for the articles.
Next issue features 'To shear or not to shear'. I do prefer the cut-down look.
von shrad, Goanna's shear-boy
[ 09-10-2001: Message edited by: von shrad ]
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I hear sheep mensturate every 28 day's. Mace and Stuka, is that true?
von shrad, Goanna'a Ewe
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by Elvis:
Shame and defeat were handed to me twice yesterday first van scraps St.Louis Rams stole an overtime heartbreaker against my Philadelphia Eagles. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Thanks to Bruce for that most excellent catch and the way he held onto the ball. The Eagles are my second favorite team and I must say it was hard to watch. It was like watching your wife get into a fight with your girlfriend. You're not really sure who to root for.
'No, no honey. It's a metaphor'.
von shrad (Rams fan First)
[ 09-10-2001: Message edited by: von shrad ]
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Originally enlightened by Seanachi;
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> WHEN the Scum Sucking Newbie goes out to the 'Pool
'E acts like a pillock an' 'e posts like a fool,
An' 'e weeps because others are frequently cruel
And 'e's not fit to serve as a squire... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
That was beautiful. Made me weep shortly after I hurled my lunch all over my keyboard.
Quite a compliment from a former Piss-Boy and lifetime Squire 'ya know.
Didn't the Kingston Trio do this song though....or was it Johnny Cash? A Boy Named Seanamook.
von shrad
BTW...please start taking your lithium again. You're scaring the newbies and children. There you go....all better now.
1 more...that's it....Good Psycho. Ataboy.
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Well I personally despise the 'What are the worst'...... topic lines.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
von shrad
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Yes go away 76. I suggest climbing aboard a flimsy raft and paddling somewhere. Anywhere without Internet access to our fine board.
Troll Baby
von shrad
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What are you saying Stuka ? That Miss Cleo and Elvira might both be 'Gamey'. I can see the chat during game;
'You take the building and Victory Flag.'
"No, No, I insist that you do."
'I couldn't. I just wouldn't feel right.'
"Please, it would make me very happy."
Have they started picking out china I wonder?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
von shrad
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Originally posted by Semen Box :
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> The score so far:
half brains- 1
no brains- 3 <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Just what are you trying to say? Out with it Semen. Are you calling dumb us I are?
Grog Off!
Name un-bolded for obvious reasons.
von shrad
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I received the same e-mail from our friend Seana-mook and have come to only one conclusion;
He was kidnapped and forced into a cult of aging folk singers and forgotten hippies. They have no doubt violated him and forced him to change his name to Selah.
I say we find where this hippie lair is and commando Steve out of there before he starts handing out pamphlets door to door.
I am firing up the van for a trip up north so we can squash some folk-singing heads. I hope to bleed a baritone.
von shrad
ps. Let's just hope his alter ego plays as bad as he and we should all win our games with Selah...er... Folkhippie
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Well you are not missing much. It really doesn't look that good anyway.
I lied. I was just trying to make you feel better. It makes the battles look AWESOME.
Sorry. Might I suggest filling the room you are playing in with a massive amount of the smoke of your choice.
von shrad :confused:
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[ 08-20-2001: Message edited by: von shrad ]
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LOL!!!! Dude, that hurt my side you bass-turd. Sick, but funny.
o.k. Old Joke Here
Q)What is the name of the sex-change operation to change a woman to a man?
A) An Adadicktomy
bada-bing
I'm here all week folks
von shrad
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Thanks Babs but the only time these nurses butt's were pinched was the last time they waddled through a standard sized door frame.
They were very nice though and always kept that Morphine button clutched in my hands.
God bless Morphine
von shrad
'Now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks'
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Hello CM buddies. Well I survived my surgery and was released from the hospital after a week stay so that I might continue being a CM whipping boy. Sorry to all the guys I have kept waiting for a turn from me. I took another week away from the computer after I came home and am only now feeling up to par, however sub-par that may normally be.
Thanks for all the kind words that I received from so many of you. I must admit that I was not prepared for my sudden condition and your e-mails helped me during a rough time.
The surgery went very good and I will make a full recovery, albeit slower than I had originally thought. A month long semi-vacation (from work at least) and an ample supply of narcotics is all that remains.
My opponents can expect a turn from me tonight or tomorrow at the latest. Thanks for your patience.
Chrisl, sorry that I didn't get to respond to your e-mail before I went in. I saw it before I left that morning and didn't have the time to write.Thank you so much.
von shrad
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Fellow Poolers
Short and sweet;
I have some major surgery scheduled for Friday so I will be quite tardy on returning files. If all goes well I should be home by Tuesday, drugged and ready to go. If not, well, consider it a win for you and a loss for me.
Not to get mushy here but I want to thank all my current and past opponents here in the pool as well as the others I have not played yet. You all have been great to converse to and play and I consider it an honor to have known you all. When I think of this group several things come to mind. Thick skinned, well educated humor and fantastic gamemanship. You guy's rock.
The one and only TRUE pissboy and Goanna's personel itch scratcher/tick removal boy
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Binkie, where is it that you heard full movie playback was likely to be in? I must have missed that one.
BTS has stated that it is something that they would love to include but, I never heard anything more on the subject.
von shrad
The Master, Margarita and the Peng Challenge thread
in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
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Seanachai you git. You forgot the best and probably deepest, most thought out, and just amazing part of the song.
How old are you now
How old are you now
How old are you now
How old are you now
Happy B-day Joe . BTW....why are you having another birthday? Weren't you old enough last year?
von shrad