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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

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    okay, but it IS a pissbucket. Sorta defeats it's purpose by collecting whatever it is that oozes out of the donkey that isn't piss. How about instead I drag one of these other yokels around and collect what ever oozes out of the donkey into them and then try to divine it's meaning? It'd keep the bucket safe. One never knows, the donkey might have ebola or something worse more likely.
    Hmmm, interesting but I think not, there is a chance of cross contamination. Granted whoever else you might choose wouldn't provide much in the way of intelligence but if we really want to divine his meaning we might get some Ozzie in the mix and heaven only knows what kind of drivel that would result in.

    Besides donkey's are known to only express a couple thoughts anyway.

    Gimme a carrot

    Gimme an apple

    I starred in Shrek

    Glad I am not a mule

    If only HIS posts made that much sense.

    There is one bit of disconcerting information however.

    Muhammad, the prophet of Islam said that dogs and donkeys, if they pass in front of men in prayer, will void or nullify that prayer. He also said that "when you hear the braying of donkeys, seek Refuge with Allah from Satan for (their braying indicates) that they have seen a devil.

    That might mean one of us is a devil. Personally I think that is shooting pretty high in the demonic spectrum in this place. Anyone here from Jersey?

    There are several points of analysis here ...

    {ipso] When you say "pass in front of men" are you talking about passing as in walking in front of or sashaying in front of ... not that there's anything wrong with that you understand but one wants to be sure. I can understand how some men, particularly those engaged in prayer, might find a sashaying donkey alluring.

    (3.1417)))))) Do we really care if the prayer is nullified? What if they're praying for an undeserved victory, as in the case of NG Cavscout in our current games. Not that I'm suggesting HE'D find a donkey alluring ... not that there's anything wrong with that.

    {.} I agree that suggesting that anyone here might be a devil is setting the bar for demons pretty damned low. Exorcism would basically consist of ... "Hey, have a beer on the Lord" and they'd be out like a shot.

    {ibid ... Jersey huh ... well we do have Nidan1 and he's from New York but he's retired, a martial artist and basically your garden variety idiot so I'm thinking no.

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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

    Posted

    sburke (spelt but not bolded), oh sburke lad, we have a task for you lad and it's right up your alley ... so to speak. We need you to follow Yeknodathon around and wait for his next post. Now it won't be hard to spot, he'll initiate it by spewing something, doesn't really matter which end it comes out of, the end result will be about the same.

    We'll need you to have your pissbucket handy and catch whatever he drops, drools or expels. Then, much like the ancient Greek philosophers, we'll need you to kind it stir it around, dump it on the ground and try to divine what the hell he means. Then, with that and his actual post, we may have a shot at decyphering the post.

    There's a good lad, oh and be sure to clean the pissbucket thoroughly when you're done, we wouldn't want our tender parts anywhere near what he drops ... you might consider rubber gloves ... and maybe a hazmat suit, just to be safe. But I'm sure there's nothing to fear ... probably ...

    Joe

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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

    Posted

    ICKY!!!!!!
    How many times do I have to say this ... it shows no wit, no panache, no style at all if you CHANGE the post to say something else.

    It's only by using the words AS WRITTEN to drag your fellow Cesspudlian into disrepute that you demonstrate any degree of competence in the fine art of degredation.

    Of course in YOUR case the use of any degree of recognizable sentence structure is probably asking too much.

    Joe

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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

    Posted

    Feeling queezy there Princess? A lucky 3 point win by the undeserving cowgirls and you wanna puke? Fair enough, they make me sick too...
    Oh please ... The only "football" that you know anything about is that silly Oozie Rules Football ... Do they still have the officials wearing those white Zoot Suits with the snap him hat ... The only reason to watch that was watching them.
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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

    Posted

    Hmm this goes a long way towards explaining this damn pissbucket....

    Now, now young sburke (spelt but not bolded) that pissbucket is an honor and it's a privilege for you to wield it ... You've been granted an opportunity given to few others and to disparage it by calling it "a damn pissbucket" is disrespect not only for the tool of your station but also for the Cesspool as a Hole.

    We'll cut you some slack this time ... Besides I've had a few beers in celebration for the win by the Cowboys today and I could use that bucket.

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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

    Posted

    I don't suppose it has ever occurred to you that he is deliberately letting you win because he feels sorry for you. No, you would never get around to that thought, would you? That is because in addition to being smelly, you are obtuse. Actually, saying that you are obtuse is like saying that absolute zero is "a little chilly". When it comes to density, neutron stars have nothing on you. That magical force field of ignorance you surround yourself with repels knowledge and information, and wisdom never even had a chance. You are an anomaly in the universe. A knot in the space-time continuum.

    Michael

    I'm sorry, were you saying something? I tuned out after I saw it was you ...
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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

    Posted

    I have destroyed, by infantry assault no less, the last of NG Cavscout's pesky MkIIIs in our Market Garden fight. That makes one kill by PIAT, two by a Sherman (which still lives by the way) and one by good old fashioned squishies in close assault mode.

    A pretty poor showing in two fights where he foolishly sent unsupported armor into harms way and paid the price. I expect his surrender in both fights shortly.

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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

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    There's still a chance your plane might go down. We've all got our fingers crossed...

    Michael

    And I appreciate the sentiment Michael. I know that you, and really everyone in the M.B.T. would be devasted if something happened to YOUR Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread.

    But not to worry, in all my years of flying I've had nothing worse than an engine go out. I'm confident that I'll be back hale and hearty so don't worry your little head about it.

    Joe

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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

    Posted

    Hard to get ANY help around here, hold this bucket please. I need to go find out what that gurgling noise is. One of these kniggets is probably so drunk they've slipped below the surface of the pool. Unfortunately that means they'll likely clog what little drain is left.

    If you wash my mouth out, it would become the only clean thing in this joint. I take it from your suggestion someone else should do it to mean you don't touch soap yourself. Probably a prior bad experience reaching for it in the shower.

    By the way Burke is a verb, I'll only take so much abuse before I prep one of you for sale to a medical school.

    See lads, THIS is how a Serf should respond. Once again my judgment is infallible. Keep up the average work sburke (spelt but not bolded), and don't mind the slings and arrows from the Australians ... average is the BEST they can do.

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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

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    Where is the latest game turn?

    I prefer to call them Chit Chats, it pisses off the Aussies.

    That's always a worthwhile goal but given your admitted Austalian proclivities I think we have sufficient cause to doubt your ability to really do the job right. Anyone who actively looks for AFA results can hardly be trusted in his important matter.

    In fact I'm afraid that we have to consider you an honorary (not that there's much of an honor about it) Austrailian. Needless to say the Aussies will claim that you're not but hell we don't want to have to claim you either and you live here.

    So ... MATE ... Put another shrimp on the barbie ... Good on you cobber.

    Joe

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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

    Posted

    Where is the latest game turn?

    I prefer to call them Chit Chats, it pisses off the Aussies.

    That's always a worthwhile goal but given your admitted Austalian proclivities I think we have sufficient cause to doubt your ability to really do the job right. Anyone who actively looks for AFA results can hardly be trusted in his important matter.

    In fact I'm afraid that we have to consider you an honorary (not that there's much of an honor about it) Austrailian. Needless to say the Aussies will claim that you're not but hell we don't want to have to claim you either and you live here.

    So ... MATE ... Put another shrimp on the barbie ... Good on you clobber.

    Joe

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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

    Posted

    Actually he plays for the West Coast Eagles, I think. Which is a surprisingly comprehensible name for an AFL team.

    The other guy plays for Geelong, which are simply, and once again comprehensibly (for Australia), know as the cats. The type of cat is not known, but since there are no big wild cats native to Down Under, I'm assuming they are named The Geelong Ferocious Housecats.

    You looked that up didn't you ... You actually cared enough to look it up ... What a maroon.
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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

    Posted

    You mean those losers, the Dallas Cowplop? Why am I not surprised that you would pick those pathetic louts' banner to carry? I'll say this for you, Joe, you are at least consistent. Consistently wrongheaded, that is.

    Michael

    You mean the "losers" who won yesterday ... I'd suggest that we could use smaller words to aid your comprehension but it's not easy finding words smaller than "won" ...
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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

    Posted

    (Sprays beer all over the keyboard and the monitor and parts of the wall behind the monitor and across the desktop and a little bit on the cat)

    BWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1!!1!!!!1!11ONE!!1!!

    You ACTUALLY followed advice you got from advertising professionals??? How did you know they were advertising professionals? Big stains on their pants? Wearing special helmets to keep them from licking windows? They took you to lunch and then added it to their invoice? And while at lunch, dazzled you with meaningless buzzwords?

    Oh, Joe... there are times when you display a most magical kind of stupid.

    Well we could have consulted you but we wanted to talk to professionals.

    Joe

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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

    Posted

    Joebob, you talk about the National Felons league Dallas Cowboys, then digest them? I thought we had the discussion and agreed there will be no cannibalism in The Mutha beautiful Thread.

    I see Emrys is still here. I still blame Joebob for this. Weren't the two of you supposed to get together and see who had more age spots or sumfink?

    So what Houses are still represented here? House Rune and House Shaw obviously, anyone else? Well, think we still have the House in New Orleans, they call the Rising Sun. Who else still lurks in the darkness of the Cess Pool?

    Rune

    It's the Shavian House you idiot. I don't disrespect your House in writing by calling it House Ruin do I ... I THINK it all the time of course but I don't put it in writing. Of course I guess I just did but that was to make a point.

    I choose to ignore the rest of your meaningless post as I'm in a good mood, my Beloved Dallas Cowboys WON today after coming back from a 21 point deficit.

    Joe

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