armornut

I have found another job, and my wife is graduated....so I can play CM again. As proof I have beaten David Atkin in our match. Atkin: 25 Armornut: 75 Let the above be noted by the all mighty Lorak! As for up dates; Mace and I are busy trying to get around each other's flanks. I am having slightly more success because have the Jabo's looking for his tanks. Speedhump is busy rushing my troops and getting cut down. I really have to say he is doing quite well for a lower life form. Stuka and I are very occupied with trying to get over a bridge while keeping the other from getting over the same bridges. Needless to say there are a lot of burning wrecks. Until next time kids, remember to brush your teeth and say your prayers like good little Hulk-a-mainiacs.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedbump: While I officially have 4 pool games going currently, I find myself not-dying-a-lot. It seems that armornut is allowed to use the computer one day a week.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You might think that, but in truth it is so she can get her PhD done and support my CM playing! You wish you were so lucky!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>In our current game, 10 of his AFVs (about 6 tanks and 4 HTs) faced off against roughly 8 of mine (about 6 tanks and 2 HTs). In ONE TURN, I lost 6 tanks and 2 HTs while he lost only ONE tank! Now obviously, Bauhaus couldn't have that kind of a result without ... shall we just say assistance?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Maybe Bauhaus was getting a blowhaus from lady luck?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: It wasn't Judge Judy was it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No, he was a cheap knock off. I don't think anyone can approach the ignorace that is Judge Judy.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bastables: Bah I've spanked Mace before... :mad:<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You have....spanked......Mace... Sorry.... Man, I don't think I have puked so much since I had a bad flu last winter. [ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: armornut ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bastables: Hah! Another Bastables return. Now I shall destroy Mace with Marders to show that his CM skill do not even compare to those of a beached Jelly fish. If I lose, well I can always point out that I was playing with Marders. Huzza!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I think that you should be careful calling out Mace, Baaaaastables.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Ohmigawd ... Of course you COULD have replied that the Judge has a great point, perhaps if he keeps getting kicked in the head ... HE WOULD DIE ... and then he wouldn't be around drugs which, you both agree, would be bad for him! Gotta love the American judiciary. Joe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I had a few replies that were slightly more graphic, but he seemed to have a thing for putting people in jail for contempt o' court. I hate jail. [ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: armornut ]

Nice to be back in the Cesspool, this place is a fricking five star hotel compared to a California family court room. I would have thought that there would be a judge that was smarter than people the likes of GayBoy_Recon, but he asked me what had to be the inane questions. An example; <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Do you think this child being kicked in the head is not healthy for him?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> My answer was: Yes, that would be bad for anyone. Retort: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Yes, but for this child, being that he is retarded, will it hurt him?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Trying to hide the look of awe at this man's lack of brains, I reply: Yes, it could make him more damaged.......He could get more brain damage, Sir. Judge: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Well he has it already, so what is the big deal?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> :eek: Sir, he could get worse, that is to say he could get more brain damage, and become more of a problem. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Okay, we can get him out of there but the main reason is the drugs. It is bad to have kids around drugs.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I had to wait for two fricking days in a courtroom that was an oven to get questioned in this manner for one hour. As for game updates; The most honorable (er something)Mace seems to be feeling the effects of my ultra gamey use of a plane. Stuka and I are fighting over a few bridges. I have a group of French fighters that are determined to defeat his Greman fighting machine. Aitken has an Archer that is busy joy-riding insted of shooting at my tanks. He did manage to hit one though, good show sir! Speedbump is rushing and over bridges and toward a few hills. Where he is going I have not a clue. Peng May you pop your eyes with your grandmother's knitting needles: :eek: and ; to over do it. Edited because keyboard are not made for big hands. [ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: armornut ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Armornut had a moan about being french in his set up and has not been heard of since. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I must apologize for not returning any turns this weekend. I had a work emergency (crack mom that thought it was okay to use her kid for a football) and I have been dealing with police, social services, and the hospital all weekend. I have to go to court today to tell the judge that kicking the kid is not in it's best interest. I will get to the turns later this afternoon or this tonight. I would have rather delt with you guys than with a 24 year old crack mom who kicks the crap out of her kid for eating the last four cookies (bye the way that was all he had to eat all day). If you don't like it bugger off!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedbump: [QBI have never had such intense contempt for any opponent. It will be my great pleasure to take you out back behind the shed and give you a whuppin' you won't soon forget. Speedbump[/QB]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hehe. You get mad at that? What is going to happen when I kick your ass? As for the stroking the currly haired friend, I said myself, because that is what you do to a raging pitbull when it is about to tear someone's (i.e. your) throat out! As for the scale in referance to my manhood, nice try, it sucked. If anything my working in smaller scale is a subconscious desire to be able to fit in anywhere as my smaller friends do (being big is not as easy as you might think). You can try again if you like, but your effort up to this point is a lacking.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedbump: armornut, I would like to insult you again, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me. Afterall, Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week. In an attempt to give you some credit, I will assume that you were distracted by Mace's ministrations. Speedbump [ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: Speedbump ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What a piss-poor excuse for a post! Edited to add that my time would have been better sent if you would have sent a game. I hope to GOD you play CM better than you post. [ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: armornut ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedbump: Armornut, it has been my experience that those who play with reduced scale models are, in fact, compensating for other "scale" issues. Speedbump <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I just make them in a smaller scale because making them full size is just not possible, you git! edited to add that a 1/6 Stuart is around three feet long and a KV II would be almost four. Therefore it easy to store in a garage where the full size models are too big for my garage. [ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: armornut ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedbump: Mace After reading your semi-literate posts, I find myself struggling to maintain consciousness. You write as if you are typing with only one hand, the other slowly stroking the curly haired companion of yours. The only way in which I may gain a modicum or respect for you is if you accept this challenge. Mace, you steal food from the cat’s dish, you careless, mildew devouring, ‘roo abusing, chemically-based cub of a diseased monkey. Speedbump Pop Quiz for the Pool: Is Mace’s “curly haired companion” a: a) A four legged, domesticated, ruminant mammal with a single word vocabulary: “Baaa” His overly-hirstute, male organ of copulation c) His menopausal, female associate with a horrific attempt at a perm d) Other, please share with the group [ 05-03-2001: Message edited by: Speedbump ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> d) His large and pist-off squire you dolt! I belive that if you would like to fight my honorable and great knight Mace, it is his call if he does or not. But, if I were to have it my way, he would allow me to destroy you on the feild of battle. I would enjoy using your braincase as a jellybean holder after I hollow out your skull and mount it (geez Bauhaus!) upon my desk. If you dare, send a turn to me you sackless wonder. Oh, and don't try a reply, as everyones's time would be better spent if you just sent me a turn, you butt-sniffing, dung-chowing, flea-bitten, pud-wacking, git! [ 05-03-2001: Message edited by: armornut ]

My dearest, most honorable, and gracious knight Mace Is it possible to edit your post? I have a large monitor and I get motion sick when I have to scroll that much. Edited to ask for my turn after you edit your post. [ 05-02-2001: Message edited by: armornut ]