Guest Mike Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It is a beautiful day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me". So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" shrieks Marie. "Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have red meat I like to have red wine!" His answer is good enough for Marie and things begin to heat up. So she says: "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero rips off her blouse, grabs a bottle of white wine and starts pouring it all over her bosom. "Pierre, what are you doing" she says. "My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have white meat I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans over once more and softly whispers into Pierre's ear..."Pierre, kiss me lower." Pierre tears off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and sprinkles it all over her private region. He then grabs a match and lights it on fire. Patting the flames out furiously, Marie screams, "PIERRE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?" "My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred19 Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixxkiller Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Hmm not sure this was the place for that joke. Fuuny, but maybe a bit too much for here??? -Ray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toorey Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Hopefuly Pierre has plenty of humor and he won't be offended by your joke. After all, that's a nice tribute to his former DIF addiction. Our little community is deadly missing him and his long posts... Come back Kuroi...lave cet afront dans un combat singulier contre cette vermine staliniste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 There was actualy a Pierre on here?? Opps....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toorey Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Em, Stalin.... Don't tell me it's a coincidence and that you ignored Kuroi Neko is Pierre in real life. Your outrage can only be repaired with a duel against Kuroi himself, when he comes back. Better watch your six twice then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 lol - no - I had no idea he was named Pierre - I know very few of people's "real" names even after years playing Combat Mission and hanging out on here - unless they use them for logins - it's pure serendipity!! :cool: But a duel seems liek a good idea - although I can't imagine why he would be insulted!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 I got a good laugh Wait until Leyte is released and you will see Pierre aka Kuroi in action! Ron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggs Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Perhaps the best joke ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixxkiller Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Yes we have dedicated an Uber Kuroi for all of those that miss him. Its better than a Hallmark Card. -Ray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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