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Mr T. Vs. The Peng Challenge


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Round 1:

Mr. T. turns up in his van (it goes helluva fast)

The Peng Challenge deride him for gamey use of a soft skin

Round 2:

Mr T. attempts to throw The Peng challenge helluva far.

The Peng challenge taunt him for being an SSN (Missile Submarine?)

Thus enraged, Mr T fails to realise that The Peng Challenge is in fact a semi-liquid morass of unspeakable filth, and quite difficult to throw. Nonetheless, The Peng Challenge goes flying.

The Peng Challenge attempt to ignore Mr T.

Round 3:

The Peng Challenge continues to ignore Mr T.

Mr T. takes advantage of the lull to make a tank. "Who's for a pounding sucka?" he asks.

TPC still ignore him

Round 4:

Mr. T directly challenges a member of TPC.

TPC hurl large amounts of abuse at him for the level of technical accuracy on his tank.

Mr T., his will broken, goes home to the youth centre while crying into his milk.

Conclusion:

Even the might of Mr T cannot stand up to the cliquey and vicious taunting of the French, sorry, Peng Challenge

Aftermath:

Author prepares himself for retaliatory strikes

He isn't scared

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