birds

[Fruit Loops]

how do you replace the soldiers with rabid, flesh eating,ill tempered, decapitating, mutated birds with frigging laser beams attached to their heads!!!!!!!1

[Mace]

I'd follow these steps:

i) become a politician

xx) get elected

a.7) bribe and blackmail yourself into the Defence secretary job

w00t) begin a secret research project to create rabid, flesh eating,ill tempered, decapitating, mutated birds with frigging laser beams attached to their heads.

2.1.5) give some company the contract to produce them.

omega) replace soldiers.

Hope that helps

Mace