Disaster@work Posted November 17, 2000 Share Posted November 17, 2000 Seeing DD's upcoming winter graphics http://www.geocities.com/bigddca/temporarypreviewfile.html?974490254980 gave me a really dumb idea. Let's marry Deer Hunter with Combat Mission to make "Combat Hunter". "Sir, we have visual on what looks like one ungulate.. that's right sir. One confirmed ungulate. What was that? Fire mission? Yahssir. Call in those 4-inchers!" Poor deer won't stand a chance. ------------------ ---- To download my scenarios: go to http://www3.telus.net/pop_n_fresh/combatmiss/index.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 "Okay boys, our recon aircraft took these pictures yesterday. From this magnified photo you can clearly see it." "That is a hamster paw print, sir!" "Very good, Smith. Now, this is the plan. The hunt begins at 5.00 hours. A and B companies advance from here and here. B company has to cross a river over here. You will be having a combat engineer platoon to support the crossing. After the pincers have cut the retreat rout, A company will assault the enemy positions. I will get you aircover for it. Is everything clear? Good. And one more thing. Remember, we don't take prisoners. Do you understand? I want the carrion of that hamster sent to supply platoon. Jones will personally be responsible for that the body will reach the field kitchen. Any questions?" "Sir... why don't we just call the regiment and ask them why we haven't received any food deliveries for two days?" "Shut up, Jefferson! This unit has its pride... we are big men, we know how to survive in these harsh conditions and how to get food by ourselves!" "Yes, sir..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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