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Joe Shaw said use his posts to ng cavscout as an example This is what is held up as the epitome of wit, panache, and style? Well then the standards of the CessPool are even lower than I imagined and are of the same equality to humor as a street vendor in Vietnam is to culinary hygiene. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

uh-o the grammar Nazi is loose. Riddle me this IF TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS IS YELLING and this is speaking, ThEn WhAt iS ThIs? O Keeper Of The Keys! O

sburke now that our battle for truth, justice and the American way has started just remember that anyone who is an inferior player to me is a noob and a better one has no life, so there take that.

Good one. It actually coaxed a chuckle from me. Although why you would consider seeing two monkeys fling feces at each other cute is beyond me. And that is not a tear in your eye but rather a drip of sweat from your brow as you call on all the resources at your disposal to resist the urge to run down to the zoo and engage in said activity. \ And ng cavscout having read your post those many moons ago I sincerely hope you have recovered and your health is back to its former quality.

Well I can only believe in this instance it was the instinctive reaction on the part of my inborn desire to maintain a high standard of excellence to only want to quote intelligent people. Which in this case, considering the slobbering drivel that is displayed daily in the CessPool, you being a prime example, would be to quote me. See this is exactly what I mean. And although it pains me to the point of actual physical discomfort to have to resort to referencing Nidan1 or The Juticurr for Life Joe Shaw (emphasis on the curr)for support in this matter, I’m afraid because of the lack better resources in the CessPool I must lower my otherwise impeccable standards to theirs in my attempt to help you grasp the concept they were trying to convey. Panache, wit, style, are words that you should have your caretaker explain to you. I only lowered myself to your standards previously in the hopes that by using your sophomoric style in an attempt to achieve these goals, that it might satiate your need to speak in this manner. Calling all CessPool members , pay close attention to these next words because it is very likely it will be the last time I use them. I WAS WRONG. The shock of writing those words have caused me to become seriously ill to the point of having a near death experience so I’ll wrap this up. Yes I’m quite sure. The worst trailer park in Nevada is still far better than the most luxurious mansion in Malibu due to the fact it’s not in Californicate. And the waanabe actresses will do it as all Hollyweird actresses do it. By reclining on the sofas of the Hollywierd executives. If what passes as your brain is able to generate enough power to move your fingers check your email.

"Well hello SBURKE, you strike me to be a modest little person, but then I’m sure you have more than enough to be modest about. Go ahead PM me and tell me everything you know, I have ten seconds to spare. You mean to say the PM Button isn’t for lap dancing? Well I’m not telling that to this nice young lady who just showed up. Doesn’t surprise me that I’m the first one here to reap this fine benefit considering the caliber of individuals I’ve seen displayed so far. And Vegas would be a much nicer place if the thugs from Californicate would stay home . Don't you guys realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us more? But then I’m sure it just comes naturally.

Greetings and Salutations Justicad for Life Joe Shaw. I am writing slowly because I know you can't read fast. In fact I am surprised you can read at all. Well done sir well done. There seems to be hope for those with learning disabilities after all. Should this post prove to be beyond your comprehension abilities I should think that the child next door seeing the challenges you have faced in life and having pity will read it to you. I do believe the occupants of this sordid environment know the reason why. What you should have said had it not been for the mental affliction you are cursed to carry that diminishes your perception was “Or I’ll know the reason why.” It’s apparent to me that after reading your posts that you’ve consistently set low standards for yourself and then fail to achieve them. You are able to compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. You’re always talking about your inferiors, but no one has ever been able to find them. Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you? But don’t worry Justicad for Life Joe Shaw. Jesus Loves you but I do believe he is the only one. I once spent a year in Salt Lake City, I think it was on a Sunday. I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

My short time here is already shrouded in an ominous cloud of darkness due to the first response being made by an oddstraylian. Oh the horror, the embarrassment and the shame should my fair maiden see the type of riff raff I have decided to associate with. The great thing about oddstraylia though is that if there is a nuclear attack on it, it'll look exactly the same afterwards.

As I take my first tentative steps into the wasteland known as the cesspool I am immediately assaulted by the foul putrid stench that emanates from its bowels which instantly causes a reflexive vomiting reaction. It occurs to me in mere moments that in fact the source of the vial repulsive aroma originates not from the bowels of the cesspool but rather from the bowels of the dregs of humanity (and I use that term in its loosest sense) that inhabit it. Against my better judgment I come looking for miss Burke I mean SBurke to challenge him/her/it to meet on the field of honor, realizing of course that he/her/it has no honor. And thankful that SBurke has been grabbed by Justicrab for Life Joe Shaw meaning I have avoided the stigma of association with his kind. Which brings up the question who’s in charge here? Justicrab for Life Joe Shaw or The One and Only Justicrab Boo Radley? Maybe they could duel it out at 6 inches with a wet noodle. Which means Justicrab Joe would have to stop jamming his up his nose and Justicrab Boo would have to stop trying to push his across the floor. So anyway Mburke come out come out wherever you are no fair hiding over and fight like a man or at least a facsimile thereof. As I retreat from the horrors of the cesspool I am stunned to hear an echo of my callout reverberate not from the cesspool but from the empty skulls of the vermin that inhabit the shadows. I await your monosyllabic reply.