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Lady Redneck

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  1. Originally posted by MrPeng:

    HeyLadyAbbott!...

    You having posted here, more than once. Seems to show that self-same lack of judgement we do NOT expect of a Lady of the Pool. It's a catch-22, see? Or not. I don't know.

    ...

    Thank you for the welcome, Mr. Peng.

    I guess there is a first time for everything as far as a lack of judgment in posting more than once here is concerned.

    Lady Redneck

  2. Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lady Redneck:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lady Redneck:

    Lady Redneck

    Welcome to the CessPool Lady Redneck YOU are most welcome here ... unlike some I could mention but won't.

    Does Abbott leave a blue-green ring in the tub ... every six months when he bathes?

    Joe </font>

  3. Originally posted by Boo Radley:

    Let's settle down children. It's time for a jolly sing-song!

    I heard a bit of this on the radio this morning, in a story about the men fighting the wild fires in Californy.

    I don't know the words, so I'll just make them up as I go along.

    Hand me down that can of beans!

    Hand me down that can of beans!

    Hand me down that can of beans!

    Hand me down that can of beans!

    (Music continues playing the same two chords)

    Hey Epstein!

    What?

    Hand me down that can of beans, would ya?

    OK... Here.

    I've been handed down that can of beans!

    I've been handed down that can of beans!

    I've been handed down that can of beans!

    Now I need some Ballpark Franks!

    There. Doesn't that feel better?

    Do you sing Show tunes also?

    Lady Redneck

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