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    The Peng Challenge Thread Sets the Olympic Standard... for Drunkeness

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Oh, that's right... it's Joe that drives you away. I can see how you would feel confused and out-of-place around a fine and proper man* like Joe Shaw. Fear not, little one, for he won't hurt you.

    *link provided to help clarify something you are obviously unfamiliar with:

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gentleman

    You must be hard up if you think Joe is a proper man. How quaint and charming. I guess in your line of work, strong, honest and hardworking men aren't what your used to. But, don't fret we can't have it all. From what I've seen here there aren't to many "manly men" around here except for Abbott.

    Lady Redneck

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    The Peng Challenge Thread Sets the Olympic Standard... for Drunkeness

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    By jeezus, if the mere mention of someone was enough to conjure their internet-self into this thread then we'd be over-run with the wives, ex-wives, girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, brothers, sisters, mothers, daughters, etc. of everyone who has ever posted here. Hell, the entire cast of Firefly would be in on the fun (not to mention Abbott's 2 sons, FFS).

    But alas, you most certainly ARE mistaken if you think I asked you - in any way, shape or form - to post here. I may be wrong but I suspect your husband made you aware of the goings-on and that's why you're here now.

    So, since you believe that I asked you here, I guess you'll be more than happy to oblige when I tell you to get lost.

    B'bye now.

    I am sure you have hit on them all in some way shape or form. I would have shown up sooner or later. But soon is good enough, it's nice how Patchy gets her kicks altering a photo of my sons. But, what the hell, you seem to think throwing your unmentionables around is classy too. Better get back to your "john" before he unties himself.

    And you will have to do better then telling me to get lost. Cause it's not gonna happen, Sweetie.

    Lady Redneck

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    The Peng Challenge Thread Sets the Olympic Standard... for Drunkeness

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Oh, don't feel badly. Afterall, he asked us all to "bring it on". Said it would take 20 of us to stand up to him.

    Then he brought in his wife to help!

    I believe Seanachai called that one a few months back, if I'm not mistaken. And I'm not.

    If I am not mistaken and I am not, You brought me into this, My Dear. I was finished with this thread months ago. It isn't so bad though. I do enjoy a good laugh and that is what you have done. So now let's see some wit and verve you guys are suppose to provide. Cause I haven't seen any as of yet. But, I do admit this is about as funny as Dog: The Bounty Hunter, he's full of himself just like most of y'all are.

    Lady Redneck

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    The Peng Challenge Thread Sets the Olympic Standard... for Drunkeness

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Say, you're not playing the proverbial 'race card', are you? I wonder if your hubby is just as insulted at my intimation that he's a construction worker.

    Nevermind that he's posted umpteen photos of himself constructing wooden things or that he's also posted about your heritage before. Obviously I'm way off.

    What?? You brought the "race card" into this not me. No worries Bugged your feeble attempt at an insult directed at Abbott didn't even phase him. His opinion is he has known plenty of hookers in Reno and your no different.

    Lady Redneck

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    The Peng Challenge Thread Sets the Olympic Standard... for Drunkeness

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Yeah, she's a real spit-fire, she is. Being told to 'get my own house in order' before insinuating that she's native indian really cuts to the bone. Uh, ouch...?

    Wow, bringing my heritage into this, how original. Is this how you justify acting like "you gotta pair"? Are you going to start with the "your Momma jokes" next?

    My parents told me about women like you.

    Don't you have some of your panties to collect from some of the so called men around here?

    Before your husband wonders why your panty drawer is always empty.

    Lady Redneck

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    The Peng Challenge Thread....Drunken Shotgun of the Gods

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by Seanachai:

    Grandma Steve, you cannot wear dress-up clothes. You are too large.

    Maybe you should try the more matronly dresses like the Queen of England wears. Because I doubt the cute A-line dresses Audrey Hepburn wore would fit you.

    And Hello Lady Moraine, good luck on the move and getting settled again.

    Originally posted by NG cavscout:

    She also asks if my pistol is for killing "Ombzies", being an honest father, I tell her yes, but only in emergencies, usually I use the shotgun for "Ombzies". Anna wants a pink single shot bolt action .22 cal rifle we saw at Gander Mountain. I will probably get it for her 8th birthday.

    Our other 6 year old grandson has his own .22 cal. rifle, of course being a "little redneck from Oklahoma" he likes Chevy trucks and Hummers too. As for the Ombzies it's always open season on them.

    Lady Redneck

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    It's a Man's Life in the Peng Challenge Thread!

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by Seanachai:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lady Redneck:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lady Redneck:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

    At last! You'll be accepted! And treated like the dregs of society that you are, by your peers!

    Here? </font>
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