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    Oregon challenges Peng and loses! W00T!

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    The Justicar is not an Olde One. He is... well, he's Joe.

    I got all confused for a moment. I've corrected my post to reference the wanna-be Olde One, who is also not an Olde One at all.

    As for Joe, I think it was the "Olde Foul..." part that mixed me up. That, and a shortage of sleep.

    I wonder if he'll ever make a trip to Calgary. I love being quasi-annually audited, or at least our government seems to think so.

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    Peng Challenges Seanachai Squarely In The Fork

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    I know where all the bodies are buried.

    I know why the suppliant maidens were shocked, and why they weren't as suppliant as people said.

    I know why the gods hate the Australians. It's not for the reasons you'd think.

    I know why BFC continues to allow us to exist.

    I know why the least and the stupidest want to post here.

    I know a lot of things. I know more than you do.

    I know that I am an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread.

    You don't even know why you post here. But I do.

    This has a familiar ring to it. Where've I heard this before? Oh, yes, that's it...

    "I know just how to whisper and

    I know just how to cry;

    I know just where to find the answers; and I know just how to lie.

    I know just how to fake it and

    I know just how to scheme;

    I know just when to face the truth and then

    I know just when to dream. And

    I know just where to touch you and

    I know just what to prove

    I know when to pull you closer and

    I know when to let you loose. And

    I know the night is fading and

    I know that time's gonna fly;

    And I'm never gonna tell you ev'rything I've got to tell you

    But I know I've got to give it a try. And

    I know the roads to riches and

    I know the ways to fame;

    I know all the rules and then I know how to break them. And

    I always know the name of the game.

    But I don't know how to leave you..."

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    Peng is Challenged Searching for Seanachai.

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    What do I have to do to be regarded as one of History's Greatest Monsters, send my name to Amnesty International under 'Position's Wanted'?!

    Lose the pen!s and grow a pair of breasts and you'll no doubt be worthy of the kind of hate you are longing for from at least one idjit 'round these parts.

    Edit: Can you believe the word 'pen!s' is subject to censorship here? What's next, the word 'cock' (as in rooster, of course)?

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    Peng is Challenged Searching for Seanachai.

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Coventry aside, eh?

    I took the fat bastard off ignore just to see what he was on about. It's the same stupid, mean-spirited bull****. Totally out of touch with reality. Just an asshat making asshat noises. So I put it back on ignore. It would be even better if the ignore feature kept even the indication that the dumb**** has posted invisible, but that appears to be a limitation of the technology. It irritates me that I have to see it, but I think it stands as a testament to the truly ****headed nature of the beast in question. Who but a complete boor, a jackass of the first order, a prick-faced pile of pig-**** would continue to squat somewhere that the locals have made abundantly clear he is not welcome. Only the Ugly American Abbott would do such a thing. Not because it is right, not because it is proper, not because it is fun, but merely because he can. He has that one special trait that the Ugly American has - the piggish sense of entitlement - Screw everyone else, we're from God's Chosen Country.

    Abbott is indeed a bully. He's the oaf in the sandbox who wrecks the smaller kid's castles and laughs. He's the guy who cuts you off while your driving because his destination is more important than your destination. He's the guy with 20 items in the 10 item express checkout - daring you to call him on it. He's a despicable swine and the millions more like him are why the USA has descended from an admired and emulated nation to the pariah on the edge of endarkenment. Ignorance is strength. And Abbott is the pinnacle of strength.

    Did ya ever think that maybe he's like the Social Outcast in school, who just wants to be liked?

    Isn't it obvious just how important we are to him; how important it is that we accept him? Isn't that why he's still here? Really.

    We should all be flattered that we're worth the time and effort that he puts in here. We truly matter to him.

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    Peng is Challenged Searching for Seanachai.

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Thank you, laddie, but I should point out that I am the pacemaker. THE pacemaker.

    That is all.

    Michael

    Not to be confused with the Peacemaker - that's Stuka's role.

    Also, not to be confused with the Pacecar - that's MrPeng's role.

    Definitely, not to be confused with the Packhorse - that's Joe's role.

    Most certainly, not to be confused with the Pacifier - that's stoat's toy.

    And don't go near the Paddock - that's Yeknodthon's home.

    Don't write about the Paddle - that's Seanachai's thing.

    Whatever you do, don't mention your Package - no one wants to read about it.

    When The Thread goes over 300 posts, it gets the Padlock - that's Battlefront's role.

    Me? I'm in it for the Pad Thai.

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    Peng Challenge

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    The award winning country duo from Ontario?

    Hey, Mr. Stickler For Details... it's Prairie Oyster (as in singular), and they're not so much a "duo" as they are a "group". Your googlefu has failed you, my friend.

    And as a matter of interest (well, maybe not to you but to some), the lead singer of the group is said to fit a size 17 shoe.

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