[Battlefront.com and TBG Software announce new game! DropTeam!]

someone mention beta testing? *cough cough*

*polishes his mac for macOSX side of testing*

[The Peng Challenge Thread Rulz]

ah' happie brithdae ta ye git! *nicks his booze running off*

[The Peng Challenge Thread Rulz]

['Evil Men Have No Songs.' How is it That the Peng Challenge is Filled With Song?]

Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**:

*Munches on her weetabix and sliced banana*

Ugh! Get away from my table with that...that...HEALTHY FOOD DAMMIT!!!

ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

Michael </font>

['Evil Men Have No Songs.' How is it That the Peng Challenge is Filled With Song?]

Originally posted by rleete:

Kilt? Only Scots (and some Kanucks) wear dresses, boyo.

git oot ah' Toun! yer ah' croos dress'r? *looks* nice poumps thar laddie.. er.. lass.. er.. guid on yer.

['Evil Men Have No Songs.' How is it That the Peng Challenge is Filled With Song?]

Originally posted by rleete:

No. Would you like to see? You can kiss it, while you're at it.

Nah' but ah lik ta kik yer wi mae Buits thar'. Haud up yer Kilt an' Puker them cheeks up laddie.

*looks* ah ye be cheet'n yer goot Breeks on!

['Evil Men Have No Songs.' How is it That the Peng Challenge is Filled With Song?]

Originally posted by rleete:

It isn't a beer gut (sadly). It's a "sit on my ass all day at work, and drink far too much coffee with far too much sugar in it" gut.

But I work really fast!

Soo yer say'n ye hav' ah' fat arse too?

['Evil Men Have No Songs.' How is it That the Peng Challenge is Filled With Song?]

Berlichtingen:

Yeah, but whatcha gonna do with him when he comes out of the closet?

['Evil Men Have No Songs.' How is it That the Peng Challenge is Filled With Song?]

*looks at Leeo and hands him a plastic bag* 'ere yer go lad, poot it oon yer Heid. Start ah deep breath'n.

['Evil Men Have No Songs.' How is it That the Peng Challenge is Filled With Song?]

*runs in and gives YK2 a hug, then kicks mace in the shins and raspberries Seanachiepoo*

[Peng is the mother of all challenges]

Originally posted by **YK2**:

And a brown paper bag...

Wer' be th' whiskie be hid'n naturlie.

[Peng is the mother of all challenges]

Originally posted by Andreas:

Morning you tossers.

ha' ye knew!!?? *looks for hidden camera*

[Peng is the mother of all challenges]

Originally posted by *YK2*:

*Scratches head and reaches for canadian/german/scots phrase book*

*point* Gaun' look doun bae page Seevin, Thon frilly Breeks tha mak mae ah' Glaikit wi ah big grin an me gob.

[Peng is the mother of all challenges]

Originally posted by *YK2*:

You call that subtle?

Starts to write out a prenup!

*peeks* Oo guid oon Jelly? noo? put thon dain bae "ooh la la" Breeks n' hunner uther toys yer writ.

*nudges her, throwing a rock at mace as he gets to close*

[Peng is the mother of all challenges]

Originally posted by *YK2*:

Now put it back please...

OOoOOOhh! *winks*

[Peng is the mother of all challenges]

Ah Nae' udder staind' yer! Wot 'e sae!!?

bloodie git ah be grovl'n tae mae wee bonnie lass fer sum time!

*goes back to to a room and closes a door, then cracks open and a hand puts a sign† on a nail*

† "Bugger oof, ignore th' moans"

[Where would Peng be without his challenge?]

Originally posted by MrSpkr:

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AAAK!!! s'th' LAWYAERS! Roon! Hyde!! Quik, Poot yer name 'on th' stoof ye knik'd

[Where would Peng be without his challenge?]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

YOU SEE! YOU SEE NOW Mensch you whining imposter!

Look upon the words of a MASTER of the Scottish dialect ... and DESPAIR!

Mind you we're none too happy ourselves ... OGSF is back and that CAN'T be good.

Joe

Sae Jooe, ye want tae maky mae laugf wi yer speech impairit yerself! I nae' goo as faur ah' saye' aae wer' Scottish, buh' aae kinnae noot say aae dinnae lik Gaelic! Gin ye’re wantin mae tae stoop, OGSF gin ah' tae saye soo, but dinna caa miself wot yer saye, quit yer blatherin ye glaikit!

[Where would Peng be without his challenge?]

Ach Jooe! fer a wee tick'd oof lad yer be look'n a 'appy. Moost be th' cool draft?

Noe stoop danc'n ye wee git.

[Where would Peng be without his challenge?]

Oi JOE! Andreas 'ere has soomthen fer ya ta shate 'edgehogs.

*points him to Andreas and his Crepes*

oh an' Joe, it bae Gàidhlig ya git!

[Where would Peng be without his challenge?]

Oi Joe, bit mae a' me boot'm! Hazaah! Two days! yer th' fault lad, OK an' v42below s' ah git too.

why ye poot yer "Joe" oon th' endie? wees all knoo yer th' git Joe...

*wanders off muttering*

Goo awa' an' hoop ye eet sumthn' tha' mak ye shate 'edgehogs.

[Where would Peng be without his challenge?]

Originally posted by MrSpkr:

Of course, there are always the Amish goats.

Steve

ye git aloong wi' them? figur' ah lad lik ye wud luv ah bonnie wi four... teets.

[Where would Peng be without his challenge?]

*laughing till he falls on the ground*

Ye tell'n mae Hirams goot hich'd oop?

HAHAHAAHA!

ye be dumm'er ah Aae thoot!

*wiping a laughing tear from his eye* hich'd oop!

HAAHAHAHA, Gits, Mooroons!

*grabs another ale*

[Where would Peng be without his challenge?]

*hic* ey boo.. sod off ye wee faerie git! ye kanne bit me oon arse if ye knoo it. *spits on boos family crest*

*squints at Sedai††* ye goot ta shave lass, th' wee beerd' git ta goo. *looks down* voolup.. ye calls thems knockers?

BUAHAHAHAHA!!

Gud on ye lad.

†† see this:

[Where would Peng be without his challenge?]

Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:

Oh dear...our Queen best make an appearance a'fore Mensch doth drink himself blind.

*holds Sadai close* meh! Aae mayd' a wee mess in yer booties laddie! Aae wurden't tooch thoose wi ah loong stick 'ef Aae wa' ye!

*wanders off*