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    Bill Cowher Challenges Peng to give him a big kiss for luck.

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by Shandorf:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott:

    I have a new, well semi-new, scenario available for you Steelers fans! Following is the General Briefing included in the file.

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    Title: Hello MasterGoodale

    Type: Meeting Engagement

    Date: August 1941

    Location: Fictional

    Weather: Dry, warm

    Terrain: Village, rolling hills

    Turns: 30+

    Author: Abbott

    This battle is a fictional meeting engagement set in late 1941 where we find a German mechanized Battle Group trying to wrest control of one of the few paved highways to be found in Russia from a Russian infantry command with tank support. The paved road winds it way thru a small village and sets the scene for a small (app. 1,500 point) Meeting Engagement.

    The battle grew from a challenge the missing MasterGoodale issued to all comers when he had no idea how to play Combat Mission. Thus the infamous Cheery Waffle Challenge thread was born!

    MasterGoodale claimed that he could defeat any comers with his superior knowledge of tactics and by chucking massive amounts of TnT at any and all comers. He needed NO Combat Mission experience to win because of his superior tactical knowledge. Forum Member ParaBellum being an experienced CM player accepted the challenge and I created the scenario for them to play.

    Being the more experienced player ParaBellum had to confront MasterGoodale’s heavy Russian armor units and an AAR of the historic (cough) battle may be found here at Teddy Windsor’s home page.

    AAR

    The AAR is based on the original battle and the scenario was designed to be played by an experienced player verse a non-experienced player. This new file has had the OOB and terrain modified to provide a balanced scenario for both parties and includes briefings the original file did not.

    The battle can be found at my Webpage linked from my sig. Enjoy!

    HMG.JPG

    Is this the scenario we are going to play?

    May I ask who is suppose to be the un-experienced player? </font>

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    So, who's as Cheery as an angryolized TNT Waffle?

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:

    J.J. Lehto? Why he made it all the way to F1. Not as good as those other annoying Finns, Mika and Kimi, but not horrible.

    BTW, do all Finns speak in monotone?

    Mostly we do, because Finnish doen't quite have the same "ups and downs" in pitch as English has. We have to learn it while we're studying English. Neither Mika nor Kimi have mastered it, methinks.

    Frankly, I'm especially embarrassed by the way Kimi gives presentations and interviews in English. He should get a few lessons in presentation. He looks and sounds ridiculous.

    The maggot. :mad: :mad: :mad:

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    Hi there

    in Combat Mission Campaigns

    Posted

    This is way cool.

    I can't figure out which one bit is the most impressive, the campaign, the multi-multiplayer, the special fog of war system, the fact that you use different forms of communication with differing time delays...

    It's all good. Can't wait for this one. smile.gif

    Cheers smile.gif

    PS. Can I order mine already ? ;)

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    So, who's as Cheery as an angryolized TNT Waffle?

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by J. J.:

    1) Maggots need access through an open wound. (like Prince Eugen, mainly)

    ANGRY OUT LOUD !!! :mad: :mad:

    There's a racing driver in Finland whose nick-name used to be J.J. He was a complete failure, of course. I expect you to fall short of even his standards.

    I'm back. I too have been lurking a bit, but I'm back now. I'm OK in my new flat, I've got the internet and all. I'm now hunting for a day-time job, as my thirst for money isn't met by having only one, measly night-time occupation. I'll be having an interview today. I've decided that the job is mine. Oh yes. :mad: :mad:

    No turns out yet, but I'll try and send some over the weekend.

    An awful lot has happened since I last was here. I'm not hugely impressed by the setting of CM:SF, but I probably will be pleasantly surprised with the game anyway.

    I'm also going to be buying CMC when it comes out. Every Waffler should collect the whole series. :mad:

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    Churchill: wtf the Cheery luftWaffle is attacking me

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Originally posted by mike_the_wino2:

    Ooofff, no turns out this weekend as I spent it drinking heavily with lots of attractive, young women.

    Too bad they were lesbians.... :eek: ....actually my chances of scoring prolly would have been the same with a bunch of straight gals.

    AHA HA HA HA HA HA !!!

    That's a damn shame, though, not scoring. redface.gifredface.gif

    For my own part though, I think my chances have increased lately. ;);)

    Also, I've found myself a new flat in a better town. And before you say it, I'm NOT going to emigrate. :mad: :D

    Because of these two factors, my turn-sending rate is almost as bad as _Axe_'s. But I'll try to chuck some hot TNT this weekend.

    Maggots.

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    Churchill: wtf the Cheery luftWaffle is attacking me

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Originally posted by Dave H:

    Where have all the Cheery Waffles (and lost <font size=1>penguins</font>) gone?

    For my own part, I'm hunting a new apartment from a different town.

    My apologies for the delay in sending turns, and for having a life outside of CM. Something you maggots are not familiar with. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

    Les Grognards.

    Is it just me, or is this a very strong contender for the famous WORST TITLE OF THE YEAR -award ? :mad: :mad:
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