"Hey, not a fair trade, I would have to send you Celine as well... please, take her...pleeease. Besides, Canada custom would still strip search the package on it's way into Canada.
Net gain, nothing except getting rid of a couple of quesionable talents...hmmm, ok, your on."
We've already got Celine since she took up residence in Las Vegas. She's not too bad for a Frenchman...