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    Peng Challenges the Hedgehog

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

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    Ahhhh! The last exam and an end to the Spanish Immersion Course

    - {disclaimer: No persons of Hispanic origin were injured or killed during the execution of this course; all were allowed to come up for air on more than one occasion} -

    Now all I have to do is wait for the official DOD Stamp of Approval as an OFFICIAL HABLANDER OF ESPANOL and its off to the Pampas baby!

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    Australia Gets The Peng Challenge Trifecta

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

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    Originally posted by Noba:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aces_and_8's:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy:

    There be rules here, some of them are written below.

    e) We hate you all, sod off.

    <) Sound off like you've got a pair, challenge someone and show some panache while you do it or we will ignore you.

    93) Well we will ignore you anyway but at least we will have something worthwhile to ignore.

    ce) huh you still here I thought I told you to sod off.

    Ahhh bugger it I'm going to the pub.

    Obviously a graduate with honors of that superior school system located within Sheep Central </font>
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    Australia Gets The Peng Challenge Trifecta

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Originally posted by Speedy:

    There be rules here, some of them are written below.

    e) We hate you all, sod off.

    <) Sound off like you've got a pair, challenge someone and show some panache while you do it or we will ignore you.

    93) Well we will ignore you anyway but at least we will have something worthwhile to ignore.

    ce) huh you still here I thought I told you to sod off.

    Ahhh bugger it I'm going to the pub.

    Obviously a graduate with honors of that superior school system located within Sheep Central
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    It's a Challenge to tie a Pengeroo down, sport !

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    The other one, the one Mace deigned to speak to (lowering his standards something awful these days ... mind you HE'S pretty awful these days too),
    Its Mace...would we expect anything less? Of course, we always do, and he never disappoints. He has mastered the fine art of rising to the lowest common denominator. BTW, mentioning him and standards, lowered or otherwise, in the same sentence, seems like a terrible misuse of the word and faux pas of the highest order.
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    What do we want in the next Combat Mission game

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Originally posted by JaegerMeister:

    More flexible artillery, ability to put down rolling barrages etc, to lift fire for 100m without having a 3 minute delay or poorer accuracy because the FO cant see 100m further on, considering fire is usually laid to co-ords or can be aerial spotted...

    Yea...what he said plus...I wanna be able to plan groups, series, groups of series, and series of groups (both preplanned and preplanned on call). I want to be able to prosecute a linear target both horizontal and perpendicular to my fwd lines. I want the ability to record as target, that way I can use the same target over if needed. I also want the ability to manage ammo better. If I only need a 3 round FFE, then the FO should be able to tell the supporting element thats all he needs, not sling rounds about willy nilly. I want to make the FDCs use their whiz wheels, earn their pay, support me. Oh and panels or markers, so I dont get bounced by my own a/c..."See the panel, dont hit it, that's me. Hit the guys about 500m in East of it." Gimme, gimme, gimme...I want, I want, I want.
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    He's a Waffle; she's a Waffle; Wouldn't you like to be a Waffle too?

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Wally quit playing pretend Emily Dickinson and send me my turn so I can get through the grieving process of the loss:

    Denial: There is no way his gurley GIs zapped all my tanks. Not even Yorck was that good of a shot. :rolleyes:

    Shock: All my tanks are smoking heaps. :eek:

    Anger: GRARGRARGRAR!!! ALL MY TANKS ARE SMOKING HEAPS!!! :mad:

    Bargaining: God, just let me have one more platoon of tanks and I will boot him across the board and dedicate the victory to you. :mad:

    Guilt: I knew I should have fast moved vice hunted toward the objective. :(

    Depression: All I have left are Italians? :confused:

    Loneliness: All I have left are Italians.

    Acceptance: Oh well, its only a game.

    Hope: Maybe his computer will self-destruct. :D

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    He's a Waffle; she's a Waffle; Wouldn't you like to be a Waffle too?

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Originally posted by Axe2121:

    I live....

    Disappointing, considering the expenditure of both man-hours and captital collecting the pheromones of a yearling Duckbilled Platypus and a couple of rabid Shrews, hatching a Byzantine plot the likes of which has not been seen since...er...the Byzantine Empire, resulting in your untimely demise (or timely depending on which side of the fence you sit). That, or a raw shin from being dry humped by a couple of very small, angry, excited, furry mammals with an attitude. Either outcome would have been acceptable. :mad: :mad: :mad:
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    He's a Waffle; she's a Waffle; Wouldn't you like to be a Waffle too?

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Originally posted by Mace:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:

    Not telling.

    Ya! A lady never tells, and a gentleman never asks.

    Or is that a lady never farts, and a gentleman never asks?

    I forget. :mad: :mad: :mad:

    While I'm here - Macey's beer content:

    To drink my weight, I would have to chug 146 pints of beer!or

    236 bottles of beer!

    How big is your beer belly?

    Mace </font>

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    This is not the Peng Challenge Thread you are looking for..

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Originally posted by v42below:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by vskalex:

    42 below normal IQ -

    Check out what our friends in the CB has to say about you: ...snip

    I missed that particular scumBag since he neither displayed the CB logo, nor stood up for those I was erasing. Still I finished in 13th even after I wasted my resources on the slaughter. It was nice to see in the final rankings the Queen standing on top of two CBs, I hope she appreciated the effort. </font>
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