SturmSebber
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Maybe i should send in some more quality question from myself. That should boost the intellectual level of these podcasts.
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Oh goodie! Can i bring the whipped cream and carrots ?I'm going to slap you like the bitch that you are. -
He affects all of us.
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Dear Stinkywinky, my master owes nobody anything, he's a free ;untamed spirit, who's name echoes through the vally. the heavens thunder his name and the sun burns with the grace of his passion.Originally posted by stikkypixie:Go tell you master that he owes me turns!
I suggest that we ALL owe him .
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Oh master even your smallest whim is a fountain of pleasure for a humble nobody such as myself or Boo .
link to my good deed of the day
I look forward to being humiliated by you again, in a similar fashion as i am humiliating you in our PBEM.
Sturmy
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My noble and wise master Sir37mm of the sacred and exhaulted Pool has asked me to be extremely annoying towards all the vermin that can be found in this thread. Now, i'm not a name-calling person, and i'm just too eloquent and learned for any of you to even get a glimpse of my true wittyness.
so i'm just going to hold you lot the proverbial mirror:
I think my job here has been done.
I leave you all flabbergasted and with my utter contempt,
Sturmy
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Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2:
Poof.
Yes?
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This happened how long after she first met you?Originally posted by Michael Emrys:I once saw a woman who was deaf and blind and also far gone into dementia. She spent all her waking hours screaming in terror.
Michael
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How many times have you been told not to talk with your mouth full?Originally posted by Michael Emrys:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SturmSebber:
'k weet het eigenlijk nog niet. Is zo druk he...én ik heb een nieuw lief en die moet ik nog zien in te wijden in de kunst van intieme momenten met mijzelf...en dat vraagt veel tijd en oefening
Micihael </font>
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What's with all the pictures of guys? Don't you know any chicks? What's with Belgians anyway?Originally posted by Michael Emrys:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:
I put some of my pictures online.
Michael </font>
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'k weet het eigenlijk nog niet. Is zo druk he...én ik heb een nieuw lief en die moet ik nog zien in te wijden in de kunst van intieme momenten met mijzelf...en dat vraagt veel tijd en oefening
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Amazing. That showed a sense of maturity and Knightly wisdom I'd thought you all but incapable of achieving.Originally posted by Seanachai:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm:
No, the hand of my dear serf will just have to do… in some ways it’ll hurt me more that way… and in many ways it won’t
<font size=5>Sturmsebber!</font>
Here's the hammer. Sorry, Sturmy... </font>
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Joe, can I send a serf to Coventry? </font>Originally posted by Sir 37mm:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SturmSebber:
haaaa, carrots and sticks, those are more to my liking!
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* Sir 37mm looks at Sturmy as if he’d just taken a dump on his sofa *Originally posted by Sir 37mm:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SturmSebber:
I don't like soccer. It's for suckers.
I KNOW you don’t like Football… that is THE whole fracking POINT… it’s a punishment… carrot & stick and all that... Comprendez? </font>
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I don't like soccer. It's for suckers.
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You've all got play aids.
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I've got something interesting in my mailbox, and i immediately thought of you guys!
Seeing how you are all underperforming wankers and all... It seems you DO lose your ability to write coherent English, but that hasn't stopped any of you before, did it now?Even if you have no erectin problems SOFT CIAzLIS
would help you to make BETTER SE X MORE OFTEN!
and to bring unimagnable plesure to her.
Just disolve half a pil under your tongue
and get ready for action in 15 minutes.
The tests showed that the majority of men
after taking this medic ation were able to have
PERFECT ER ECTI ON during 36 hours!
VISIT US, AND GET OUR SPECIAL 70% DISC OUNT OFER!
[ June 30, 2006, 05:42 AM: Message edited by: SturmSebber ]
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I decided to watch porn.Originally posted by PanzerMike:Sorry. But we have to do something while we wait forever for this game
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Wow, Texas sounds like modern day Poland, but without the sad looking people and WITH good weather.Originally posted by Seanachai:YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE FAGGOT! IF YOU LIVED IN AMERICA, ALL I'D HAVE TO DO TO TEACH YOU A LESSON IS CONTRIBUTE $500 TO THE 'RELIGIOUS RIGHT' TO HAVE YOU PICKED UP BY TEXAS GUARDSMEN, BEATEN HALF TO DEATH AND TIED TO A FENCE POST WITH BARBED WIRE IN A FIELD FULL OF HUNGRY CALVES WITHOUT MOTHERS!
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Michael called me a token! ( http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=9;t=019942 ) While this thread is filled with queens, sexually insecure individuals and dicks!
I demand an apology ! Or at least a sensual striptease by Mace .
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Hehe. I'm sorry, Boo is i'm afraid mail that has to be "returned to sender".Originally posted by NG cavscout:I thought you would prefer your men out of uniform?
Anyway, I hear that Boo Radley has a mailmans uniform, you two can play post office or somefink.
Anyway, way off topic and probably too nice to post in the Pool , i would like to express my personal sympathy for you. First for being a cop, and now serving in Iraq inspite of having a young child... respect! I hope you get to return home safely soon.
-Sturmy
RPG-7, Fire discipline & Peng Challenge's explained
in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
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Or a poem..or a song ! Wait i know! What about me singing a poem by Alfred de Musset,that would kick ass and roxorzs at the same time!