SturmSebber
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I'm naked, so i guess i'll have to burn it off my skin.
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I'm just adding diversity . Why can't there be a nice & friendly Cesspoolian ? Someone who likes fluffy bunnies and brightly coloured daffodils?
The idea alone is more horrifying than anything Stephen King could dream up.
I've said it before, and i'll say it again: i'm a genius !
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At least i get noticed.
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Would anyone like to play a cmbb or cmak tcp-ip game with me around 16.00 - 17.00 (greenwich time +1 )? I've got nothing to do all evening, and i feel sad and alone. please help. mail me at sebber@lycos.com
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Swedes scare me.STOCKHOLM (AFP) — A hen in southern Sweden that has grown a rooster comb, tail and wattle and begun to crow is wreaking havoc in its henhouse, where the rooster, Henry VIII, is hopping mad, Swedish media reported on Friday."Henry VIII is bloody angry. The other hens are mostly just surprised but they seem to increasingly accept him or her," the owner of the henhouse, Christel Hammar-Malmgren, told the online edition of regional daily Blekinge Laens Tidning.
Hammar-Malmgren woke up one morning in July to the sound of two roosters crowing, instead of just one. To her surprise, she discovered that one of the black hens, Anne Boleyn — all of the hens are named after Henry VIII's wives — had undergone a transformation.
"She had lost most of her hen feathers and had begun growing a comb and tail," she said.
The transsexual hen joined the henhouse last year and was different from the start. She was uninterested in the usual hen chores and laid bad eggs, Hammar-Malmgren said.
She insisted however that despite the change, and unlike the hen's namesake, there were no plans to end Anne Boleyn's days prematurely.
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Sic transit gloria mundi
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Stikkie was your first Sturmy? Oddly, I thought you had better taste </font>Originally posted by Berlichtingen:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:
I think that's how I will call my myself from now on: First amongst Belgians
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Personally, i'm rather fond of kumquat, especially when they make that liquor out of it.
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I'm in the same house as Boo ?? Boy, this Peng -thread really is a nasty place.
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I feel like celebrating AND like hiding in shame.
But the remedy for both is luckily the same: let's get drunk!
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Enough nonsense ! Let's talk some more about me.
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Not that you are doing such a great job as the allied commander on that map.
"Oi! that bunker was supposed to be padlocked"
famous last words of a lousy scenario creator...
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*Sir 37mm gives Sturmsebber a BOOT*Originally posted by Sir 37mm:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SturmSebber:
*bows*
Turns... turns might please me </font>
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Actualy, in Belgium (and the Netherlands) people still practice this "sport".
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Anyway, it seems i'm the talk of the town.. again . It is good to be the king!
Now let's commence Operation please sir 37mm :
*bows*GIVE me more Love, or more Disdain;
The Torrid, or the Frozen Zone
Bring equall ease unto my paine;
The Temperate affords me none:
Either extreme, of Love, or Hate,
Is sweeter than a calme estate.
Give me a storme; if it be Love,
Like Danae in that golden showre
I swim in pleasure; if it prove
Disdain, that Torrent will devour
My Vulture-hopes; and he's possest
Of Heaven, that's but from Hell releast:
Then crown my joyes, or cure my pain;
Give me more Love, or more Disdain.
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You already fancy me, isn't that enough?Originally posted by Sir 37mm:(i) He PLEASES ME!
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Not sure who you are trying to humiliate here...Originally posted by Seanachai:FALL TO YOUR KNEES, SIR 37MM, AND EMBRACE STURMSEBBER AS YOUR BROTHER!
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Tank uh? I bet it has got a big gun. *Jerry Springer crowd cheers*Originally posted by rune:"SturmSebber Mark IV"
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Like, when you're a stoopid Belgian? </font>Originally posted by Sir 37mm:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:
It's hard to differentiate sometimes.
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Number 7587 ! Back to work!Originally posted by Boo Radley:I'm so happy that it's finally Friday, and a payday and that in just 10 hours, I will be safely esconced in the local tonsil wash emporium, where lithsome young women will bring me drinks with stultifying regularity.
There. I've said it and I'm glad I said it.
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In Europe we believe in human rights, and porn -in every conceivable and inconceivable fashion, needs to be accesible to the common man, as surely nakedness and nastyness is what being a human being is all about!Originally posted by Seanachai:Only on European newsstands. In America, you'd have to pay a serious premium to see the handsome, blue-eyed Youthful Foreign Faggot propositioned by the Crone.
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Some people's lives resemble a romatic novel, an intellectual artwork, an exciting detective.... mine resembles a cheap porn magazine.
Let me tell you guys about something that happend to me this morning. Better, let me first take you back to yesterday evening.
My phone rings, and a lady, nay let's just call her woman, a woman who is a client of mine on my newspaperroute asks if i can bring her some extra items the folowing morning. I would just have to ring the doorbel and she promises to come to the door and repay me for these extra items.
Fine, no problem, i'm a friendly guy (inspite of what sir37mm says) and this is a small favour to do.
As promised, i ring her doorbell, prepare to hand her her newspaper and the extra items i got her, as suddenly appears in front of me an almost naked female body, only a véry few inches of cloth manage to keep at least some body parts partially hidden. Leaning forward into what some would call a sensual position she greets me.
interludium:
Now this is the kind of thing most of you perverts here would enjoy, a new anecdote to brag about to friends and one not to tell the wife... But wait, the fun is yet to come.
As my eyes try to get back their focus i notice the loose skin that probably has been used as some perverted sandingpaper and wich resembles a lot those worn-out formula one tires.
As my glance goes upward towards her bosom, i see a flimsy bra, filled with what probably were two quite solid "pillows of sin" but now have transformed into somekind of evil crackled soufflé.
Quickly i lower my glare, but sadly in the wrong direction! There they were.. the underpants of doom !! Words cannot describe this piece of cloathing that covered that most truely forbidden (!) fruit at the intersection of the creatures legs... Trying to withold my peristaltic movements, i quickly look upwards (trying to avoid the flimsy bra and wrinkeled skin) towards her face... a set of -more than ought to be obvious- plastic teeth grin towards me, and -i swear by god- a small stream of saliva appears near the corner of her mouth...
Suddenly i realise that i am standing in the middle of a public street, inches away from an almost naked 70 year old woman, eagerly eyeballing me.
"Don't mind me" a screechy voices rambles in what seems to be a far away place: "I was just preparing for a bath".
"Don't mind me while i burn out my eyes with a hot poker" i try to reply , but my tongue is numbed and my facial muscles are still in shock.
After what seemed like minutes but in fact were merely seconds i mumble something like "oh, no problem", while my brain screams : "run, run, you fool !".
And while i take a step back, and try to avoid her greedy hands, i hand her over her stuff and quickly receive my money from her.
As i walk away, more hastely than usual, towards my moped i am sure that this is how god punishes me for all the foul and perverted acts i have commited. I am convinced that whenever i am going to have the joy of intimacy with a cute, sculpted boy, i am going to see this decaying woman, grinning towards me.
I'm off now , to the clinic, to see if anything can be done to prevent retinal detachment.
Frightened greetings,
Sturmy
[ July 27, 2006, 12:48 AM: Message edited by: SturmSebber ]
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As is your personality.Originally posted by Sir 37mm:...Oh & my email account is still dead
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Ik ben de peulschil, ik ben de peulschil! De peulschil staat hier!
The Peng Challenge Thread, it’s good to be back!
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