CombatGeneral

Patton21@hotmail.com So help me God I will track down and tickle anyone who tries to spam me, you little nerds. And yes, I spent my senior year of college in law school, then three at harvard. You guys are funny funny little guys. Im not arrogent, and I am a nice guy. You can email me and we can chat about history, law or whatever. You guys are like my brothers (in law, pains in the ass). Funny funny guys.

For all of you who think I am some dumd witted teenage boy, you are sadly mistaken. Its odd how we tend to jump on each other to make ourselves seem big. I studied the constitution for four years, as I am a graduate of Harvard law. There are some of you out there who tried to lecture me on the Constitution and accused me of being ignorant of the law. All I have to say is "poopy heads" Now, to address BTS. You guys are so cool. I would be a wargamer maker guy any day. But if you look under article 6, section 6A-34.7, page 679 of Internet and electronic law, fifth ed. 2001, you will find that any open public forum is open to any conversation, exluding sales of arms, drugs, illegal immagrants and whores as well as trading military secrets, sedition is still punishable by death. However, if you look at private forums such as BTS, anything said is subject to operators law. KwazyDog, you can lock, erase move or do whatever you want to my posts. Really guys, im just having fun. Lighten up. I love combat mission. What a great game. God bless America.

So its Mad Matt who is locking my threads? Maybe im so good hes afraid of me. (Ya, thats what I think) Anyway, what ever happened to free speech and liberty and the right to sleep in the nude with popcorn and an old movie playing. These are things I demand as an American. As well as not having my posts locked every time I make them. Whats going on here? Am I being singled out here cause Im outrageously sexy? :mad:

This is outrageous!!! Who dare lock my thread without me permission. Speak up BTS.

Who's Peng and why do I give a damn about him? Is he some sexy young women that may date me? If so, then, hows it going Peng?? If not, enough with Peng!!! And yes, I could bust up Fion in a multiplayer match. Im so proud of myself. Long live the cheap hamburger!!!! Thats how its done in America!!!! :mad:

Where are the best building mods? CMHQ seems to be dead. Anyone still working there? Let me know where you think the best building mods are, dont be afraid to post some pics so I can see them.

I want to beat up some really good players, I have not played multiplayer before, but dont worry, I will surly wipe the floor with you. Then, I'll laugh, and listen to you when you come crying saying your Tiger should not have been taken out, and that if only it had survived you would have won. HAAA, im so crazy. Anyway, really, anyone who wants to play let me know, and we can figure something out. Regards.

Read the post again. It was by my son. You know we both have our own copies of CM. Why have one, when you can have two at twice the price? Anyway, matt, dont be confused. Things are grand again, he ordered a new cd, and I am getting a replacement. So no, all you CM posters, Im not a fraud, or even a very hot chick who takes her clothes off, im only a poor CM player with a broken CD. I still love my dog though.

My son is going off to college and he has his own copy, he has made the post, I dont know what mustard has to do with chinese food, but yes I am the one with a destroyed cd. It is being taken care of. Madmatt, you can go back to not being confused, its all taken care of now. My sone is a tad bit crazy sometimes. But hey, arnt we all?

How long does the combat mission cd take to ship? How long? Doesnt an 8 dollar shipping cost assume 3-5 days, like normal mail. Or is the cd sent to china then england then back to chile then to my house?

I ordered a new CD at $53, wow!!!! How long does it take. Standard mail is only 4 or 5 days. What is this four or five week crap im getting. If I pay 53 bucks, I want the game delivered on a gold platter with a stripper and some chinese food, with no mustard. I cant stand mustard. Also, 8 bucks for shipping, I want the game pronto, because a game does not cost 8 bucks to ship. Whats going on here. If the game takes six weeks to ship I want my money back.

how do i contact madmat? I used a credit card from a long time ago, i dont have that number anymore? I would like to replace my CM but how do I go about that?

My CM cd met its unfortunate end yesterday when my dog decided she was hungry and started munching on my cds. Of course her first one was Combat Mission. I'm not mad, only in schock. You think I should buy another copy or get a stomach pump and tape my cd back together. I cant decide wheather or not to buy a new one or waite for CM2, which sounds like it wont be released for four or six months. What do you guys think? Oh, by the way, on the news last night, it said that when a man looks at a pretty women it activates the same part of the brain as does heroine. This world keeps getting better. God Bless America, its Veterans day!!!! well on monday. But lets celebrate now!!!!!!!!!!!! Flash bang, crack, flash, those are fireworks, if you have a problem with them, bite me. Your friend and somewhat unstable combatgeneral.

I have heard many things about a demo or a suprise, or that BTS is on a three month vacation. Who really knows whats going on. Why havnt there been any updates or recent posts on CM2. Someone who knows what the hell they are talking about and not pulling something out of thier butt respond. Dont spread rumors because im to damn gulable and I believe everything. Heck, I still believe Clintons a good president and Elton John is not gay. Your pal, the master of CM, the undisputed world King of CM, recognized by four of the seven WWF titles, the Rules or CM, your pal, Combat General, the dude.

I wanted to start a post on the value of infantry. I use them for taking ground, but I leave the heavy fighting for the tanks. What do you guys use your infantry for. I take out enemy tanks then beat the enemy to death with tanks, then move in infantry. What do you guys do. Oh damn, my stake is burning be back soon. Your pal, the crazy man who thinks hes good at CM.

Ok guys, this is from the guys who brought you such posts as "are you my wife maddog" and...well hell i cant remember what i did last night. Anyway, i thought i would post some drawbacks that i have found over the course of many sleepless nights pouting over my lost sherman, or if that damn squad had just done what i asked of it (take out the tiger and then take out the bunker) Thats not too tough huh? Bunch of allied woosies. Now to the post. My tank crests a hill on hunt and to my horror sees two tigers. "my god" I exclaim, perhaps not in those words, but I want to issue new orders to reverse the hell down the hill. My tank does not and attempts to mess with the tiger. Of course im in tears now, because I know my only sherman is going to be dead in a second. The lack of orders during the movie phase is tough. I have ordered troops to run to a position and they run right through swarms of enemy troops without stoping. What the smack? There are others but this post is too long. Ill be back though. You can count on that. Oh and PS. for all you people who told me to back away from my dog, or stop taking caffein pills, or other stuff like that, cool i thought that was funny.

Ive been playing CM for so long I forgot the name of my wife. My son is still waiting for me to pick him up at school and my daughter now knows that a Panther is one bad ass tank. My son can now lay out a criss crossing field of fire (who needs algebra?) And my daughter knows that when daddy hits the moniter and says bad things to those %$#^#$%# germans in that #@$@%^# pillbox, hes just being "happy". And when mommy yells at daddy to "turn that damn game off or your not going to get dinner" Sarah knows mommy is just being silly, because daddy is being a hero and saving the world from the Nazi guys, who do bad things. Anyway, i forgot the name of my wife and i think i just lost a sherman to a #$@#$ tiger. Oh well will i ever get lucky one day? :cool:

I was not able to pay for CM when it first came out. Now that I have enough money, how much will it cost? I am looking forward to playing CM2 but, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHEN WILL IT COME OUT? Isnt there even a tentative date for release? Also, by the way, college is going great, you guys should all come over to my room and we can have a counter strike party or someone can slip me a copy of CM. Just joking, im not a pirate, arg. Gotta go, my dogs looking really cute right now, she need a lot of attention. Thanks guys, combat mission fellow addicts. :eek: