armornut
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Posted by the honorable Mace;
Here I am 8:20am, this Thursday 22 March 2001, sitting at my PC at work and wondering how I can get through the day without doing any work. Suggestions welcome.Act like you are downloading or uploading files to or from your computer. Unless they monitor what you are downlaoding. In that case I say you type up fake reports, which in reality are witty responces to the slime at large(myself included). I have a feeling that is what alot of people do here to avoid work. Just a suggestion from you local piss-boy, oh mighty knight of the pool.
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After depositing a large wad of phlegm on armornumbnuts...
Mmmmmmmmmm. Phlegm.
Says Armornut, as he collects as much as possible for future use.
"Thank you sir, may I have another?"
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Posted buy Cruda;
...the Legion of Croda (yes, we are a Legion now. Much more impressive and regal than a mere disorganized Multitude).Wow, look! A Legion of flatulent Yellow bellied sapsuckers! The leader appears to have the extremely rare yellow stripe down it's back! Quit your squaking and send a turn out!
[This message has been edited by armornut (edited 03-21-2001).]
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Originally posted by Rommel22:
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That is total crap!
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Originally posted by Croda:
Because I Lick ASS!!!!
I would like to ask that you add the indicator ! after the names of the people I've beaten (Mensch, PawBroon, Hiram, Dalem, and ArmorBalls) that denotes Lost To Croda. Please do so as I intend to add many bodies to the pile and care for them all to wear that scarlet letter for life!
I would be for that. That way we could all keep track of those temporary mental deficient games.
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Originally posted by Lorak:
Croda-win
Armornut-loss
*note: how the hell did Croda win a game?*
He ran over my flank with two Panthers, a Tiger, and a Wesp. All I had to counter was an Archer and a Crom-not-so-well. I did screw up on the purchase and got U.S. Rifle squads with British Support and Paratroops. I must claim temporary mental deficiency on that game.
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Originally posted by Leeo:
I'm here like the mother-in-law that never leaves, the rash that won't go away, the tire that keeps losin' air, and the tax man that garinshee's your wages.
You forgot; stain that won't fade, pesty smell that keeps reeking, turd that won't flush, ex-wife that keeps nagging, kid that keeps screaming,and annoying pimple on the arse!
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Originally posted by MrPeng:
"Drive-by Idiot Comment" thread
Wow look at the idiot go!
Says Armornut, pointing and laughing at Peng
[This message has been edited by armornut (edited 03-14-2001).]
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These people don't know the Outer Croda, let alone have a base understaning of the workings of the Inner Croda!
I thought that the inner Croda was like your third eye or something?
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Posted by the plague spreading git rat boy;
I can't believe I'm being answered back from a late flowering, west coast hippy, lab fixture. You have respect for your elders, sonny, and not the type of 'respect' you give your cousins, but the type befitting your better in experience and panache.Please, for your own sake, go back to which ever Springer show you crawled from and take Jerry's advice.
First, how many hippies you know play CM? Also, how many hippies do know that build scale tanks to run combat drills against the neigborhood cats?
Second, lab fixture? Hardly. I have no lab, dog or other wise.
Finally, who is Jerry Springer? Is that a TV talk show? If so I have no idea what you are talking about, since I watch very little TV. The TV I watch is most news of how you people cannot even take care of your cattle.
You are right to assume that I am hippie-like because I am in California, but you over looked the fact that I was born in Norway, and then imported here to to kick hippie ass in football. I hate this place. People here are odd. May haps that is the reason I have dedicated my life to studying them, in an effort to find out just what the hell is wrong.
You may be a smart rat, since you knew to assosiate hippes with California. Maybe you would like to see just how much of a pasive hippie I am? Send me a turn you rodent, and I will show you just how much you are wrong in your assertion.
Armornut
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Posted by ratboy;
(slowly shaking head from side to side while looking down with a chastising expression...)Edited to keep form further boring you all.I cannot belive I am being chastised by a guy who assosiates him self with an animal that eats it's own feces. Go run a maze for cheese or something, before I get my Norwegian Forest cat and feed you to him for a snack. GO! GO on SHOOOOO! Lousy vermin.
Armornut
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[sERIOUS] Armornut I thought I made it perfectly clear that the issue was with BTS. The only thing that will offend ME is if BTS closes the Peng Thread because people can't follow THEIR rules. This is not MY decision nor MY rule but theirs, if you have a problem take it up with them. If you have any questions about whether I'm right, ask anyone else here. [/sERIOUS]
The statement I wrote was not to suggest that there was anything wrong with the rules, or with you. I was simply making a statement that I will have to monitor my comments. I used the drug group as an example of how I do it as a professional, and as a way to insult Meeks (because he is like a brain damaged 12-year-old). I did not say, or even insite, that you were wrong. And I thank you for telling me when I am out of line. If that was unclear, it should be clear now.
MeeksPut the hamster down and send me that turn.
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Tommy,
You got it on the nail. I was thinking of just that pic. That is what I get for posting and not looking it up.
Armornut
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Sorry I thought that calling a person a real thing was okay. There are such things you know, they are used to pulg "it" up when an incontinent person are given an enema. I thought it would be funny to say that Hamsters was one, since it would be a rather nasty job. I am really very sorry if I have offened anyone with my referance to the human body. I thought we were all old enough to handle it. I will monitor myself as if I am talking to my 10-12 year old group. I swear I utter word that is an body part and they giggle and snicker for hours. But, that is what you get when you have a bunch 10-12 year old drug users. They are just not all there, drugs that young will do big time damage to your brain. Of course, thier parents were high and they also dropped them on thier head alot. Is there a connection here? You make the call. I still think it is no excuse for Meeks though. I still have not got a turn from you, you pig loving son of a basset hound!
Armornut
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Posted by the anus-plug Hamsters:
Gamey? GAMEY?!?! Take a look at your bloody taunts, you nincompoop, that'll show you gamey. They're bad, boring, hackneyed, loser taunts. They deserve an interesting, sick, twisted destruction on the field of battle. You fool, if we were gamey, we'd do something so that we could beat you at the game of CM. Our purchases preclude any kind of victory. We are not, therefor, gamey, rather, you pulsating mass of useless flesh, we are interesting and we are subjecting you to an interesting torture. Being wholly uninteresting, it is no surprise that you do not understand this.That responce sucks! Maybe you should try again?
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You fool, if we were gamey, we'd do something so that we could beat you at the game of CM.Huh? That is what giving a person an armor buy and picking close to nothing but mines and planes is. Trying to win, or just being a stupid hamster raping fool.
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We are not, therefor, gamey, rather, you pulsating mass of useless flesh, we are interesting and we are subjecting you to an interesting torture. Being wholly uninteresting, it is no surprise that you do not understand this.Interseting is not a wall of mines and a planes. Maybe if it were different, but every 15 year old fresh off of his mom's utter, has tried that.
So, stop posting your useless thoughts and send me the turn for our game. I has been a few days since I have seen that wall of crap you have put up. Or do you think I have been fooled by your gay alter-ego? So, stop putting the hamsters in your bum, wash your hands off, and send me the turn. And you spell therefore with an 'e'.
Armornut
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Posted by Croda;
As for ArmoredNuts, he dies like bugs in a bug zapper: loud, often, and leaving you with the strange smell you've done something morally wrong. If he's still in the Pool he'll be floating belly up very shortly.While it is true that my men are not doing so well, I think it is because of your gamey tactics. I get a file that is supposed to be an attack, but with two Panthers, one Tiger, and a Hummel, I think you ment to say assult. Those tanks plus the four halftracks you used to have are about all you will have left when I am done with you. I will make it my mission to use what I have left to hunt down the men you have left and dismember as many of them as I can. So, you may be winning but it is only because you are a gamey little maggot who's fear of lossing to me is so great that you resort to the lowest of tactics.......well almost.
You could be like Meeks. This silly bass-turd sent me an Armor buy and he picks a plane and a butt load of mines! He has them strung across the entire map!
Dispite this I have managed to get inside his mine fields and all I have found is Mg's and a few snipers. I am very afraid that I have played the two most gamey, heterosexualy challenged, metally retarded, short, ugly, boys in this pool.
So, Hamsters if you would like to try and best me, send me a file. I will however reserve the right to classify you as a gamey piece of dung like Weeks and Cruda if the title is deserved. Or is your man-hood the reason you are named Hamsters?
Armornut
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I have a KV book somewhere that say's it was a concept tht was thought about. The model is most likly a model based off of that CONCEPT. It most likly was never enen built, just tossed about as an idea. The Russians liked to think very large in terms of tank size for a short period of the war. They had a whole bunch of ideas for giant tanks with more than one turret. I think that only one type was made T-35. They were used, as perchpole said, against the Finn's in 1941. I thought however that there was only one that saw sevice, and it was immobilized before it really saw much action. The Russians had to fall back and leave it because of the size they could not move it. They shelled the hell out of the area to keep it from beeing taken by the Finn's. When they returned they found a few of the hatchs had be removed, but that was all that the Finn's could get off of it. The book is old, and I cannot find it, but that is the story I remember.
Armornut
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I would do it man. I would say that it is the best buy for what you are going to spend. Even if you only play the AI you will be busy for a long time, but factor in the IP games and the Play By Email games you can play, and you will have a game that will challenge you for years.
Just a thought
Armornut
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I like this idea! I will be looking for more, and I too would be willing to pay a bit for such a jew of information.
Armornut
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Personaly I like the fact that the average age is a little older. Anyone who has tried to play Mechwarrior knows what I am talking about. I get tired of all of the pee contests that go on with out any serious content. Here, if you want to pee you go to the cesspool!
Armornut
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Send it my way
1. German
2. C:\Program Files\CMBO
I would really love to get one of these, I have been waiting for one for a while1
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Armornut has discovered that I like Jabos. The moron won't even talk to me now that one has bombed a pair of his tanks.
Yes it is true I was stunned to find a german plane boming the living hell out of my troops. I have to admit that Meeks has caught me off gaurd with that. Though you have not shown me enough to think that you are a person of character, but I am surprised such a developmentaly delayed individual could come up with such a good idea. And I did send a comment back with the very next turn, so tell the whole truth, not just your warped perverted version.
Armornut
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25 years old
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PBEM will do. I will be able to return the play Sunday night, as I am going to lovly Sacramento for work. I will be venturing into a place far worse than this cesspool, a place so vile even Meeks would feel at home. I wish I had armor support, or at least something to shoot back at the gang-bangers
Armornut
Peng, I take your Challenge to HOLLAND!
in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
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Dear heroic and most honorable sir, if I may, I have had some experiance with sheep. Though I do not know the ins and outs of sheep as do you, oh mighty knight, but I have cared for them as a younger lad.
I am honored that you would notice my undeserving presance. If I can be of any service, just hurl something heavy at my head. I would be proud to have a head injury from such a grand knight.
[This message has been edited by armornut (edited 03-21-2001).]