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The Tank in Ridgeways story was a KV 2 belive it or not..... :eek:
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KiwiJoe:
Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I am not that great at the game so would would likely kick my butt. But, I think a guy who has a name that is based on a small squishy fruit, should think of re-naming himself before making such brash and arrogant comments.
Have you ever seen a Kiwi after the skin is peeled? It lookes a lot like snot with seeds in it, which is most likely a good description of his brain....so the name may be okay.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace:
Alternatively, nothing suggests peace and quiet (and an absence of emoticons) more than limbo, reached by for example, placing a gun against your head and blowing out your brains (not that I would sanction suicide, oh no...accidental death is fine though, perhaps done while cleaning the gun).
Mace
[ 04-19-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sir Mace, though I am no way saying you are wrong, but this would require that he had a normal size brain to blow out.
I would predict that the bullet would penetrate his skull and become stuck in the protective fat that resides there. Our only hope is that it reachs that tiny nub on the end of his spine that passes for a cortex.
:eek: 
(hoping thatPENG will stab his eyes out with a corkscrew and bleed to death.) :eek: -
:cool: :mad: :eek:
:confused:
Just for you Peng...You git....
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan:
I have nothing important to say, so just disregard this wordy bump.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I think of all of your posts as that.
Wanker
Thanks for the information MEeks, I thought you were killed by that last turn I sent you.
[ 04-18-2001: Message edited by: armornut ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
Iskander ... let me see if I can make clear to you the depth of my feeling for your alleged poetry:
THAT SUCKED! That sucked on more levels and in more ways than I can count and I can count pretty damned far. It sucked the first time I saw it and it sucks now, in fact it sucks MORE now because I had to see how badly it sucked the first time and then I had to see that it STILL sucked. If I have to see it again it will be the third time it will have sucked and each time it will have sucked MORE than the time it sucked before. It SUCKS Boyo, and you suck for having posted it ... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
For once I have to say I agree with all of what Joe says. Well said sir Joe! You have left me with nothing to say except; Iskander you need to sit tight and don't move because they will be coming to take you away ha ha he he ho ho!
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Dear Sir mace,
I sit here board with nothing to do but read the drivel on the main board. I have cleaned the sheep(extra conditioner for that extra bounce you like), trimmed thier hooves, and marked each of the females with a pink ribbon and a bell(for ease of finding), as well as shined your boots, and cleaned the litter box. Would you be so gracious as to send me a game? I would love to learn at the hands of such a master(or something).
Your humble and unworthy squire,
Armornut
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Been waiting for a Greyhound!
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Harpooner, is that your name, or what you have to do to get a date?
I have a hard time listening to someone make fun of Austraila when they live in Mexico's sister state California. Where you born there in Santa Cruz? If so you have been exposed to toxic water, air,food,and people for your whole life. It shows to, the way you ramble on like a kid with a new dictionary.
Me, I am forced to live here. I have chosen to get as far a way from huge populations of retarded monkeys as possible, but it hard. You see I am a psychologist, and they are forced to be where the crazy people are, that would be Mexic...er I mean California.
So keep posting your mindless drivel, it lets me know I will have a job for a long time.
Thank you for your support.
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Originally posted by Pvt.Tom:
I would love to read up on how Oberstleutnant Günter Viezenzthey earned all those.....
Balls a big as church bells!
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Originally posted by Hamsters:
Yes, its true, Armornut defeated us. We went and chose an AVRE and a Croc and a Firefly. Armornut, naturally, purchased a Panther, a King Tiger and a company of Gebirgjagers (Yes, Mountain troops often had KT and Panther support)
Tosser.
You are a liar! I had not a King Tiger! I had Panther and two Hotchkiss's. You really are a twit, you know. I mean you cannot even take a beating like a man. The Panther was a special M version. It had spikes in the tracks, and could climb moutains. Never heard of it? Well, it was very rare.
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Originally posted by Stuka:
Not to mention your Thomas the tank engine night cap and the Telly Tubby hot water bottle.......
And the gay porn........you ever see a happy porn? Or is what the Telly Tubby hot water bottle for?
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Originally posted by David Aitken:
Since when was R.E.M. a power pop band?
Since when was R.E.M. any good at all?
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I have to publicly thank Kitty for her mod. I am using it to beat the crap out of that Croda kid. If I win, the victory is due to the excellence of the mod, not my superior tactics or even Croda's crappy play. I will have to be in her debt, if I win. Though, Croda seems to not want me to find out what happend in the game, as he has yet to send me the turn he owes me. Leave it to a leigon of numb-nuts to mess up sending an email!
[This message has been edited by armornut (edited 04-03-2001).]
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Originally posted by Mace:
Keep up the good work squire Armornuts!
While I was a bit concerned about your absence, especially as I got stuck with all the fecking chores!!!! I am however prepared to forgive you given your fine victory and your well executed taunts.
Now be a good lad and break out fresh cat-litter, some catnip, and a warm bowl of milk. I do believe I see a Kitty lurking.
Mace
I shall cut the catnip, milk the sheep, and make a fresh box for me lady.
I was gone due to a loss of my grandfather. He was old and bitter, and waiting for death(like many of the elderly bung-holes around here). He was really not happy here on this world, so I hope he happier where ever he may be. It is not an excuse, just an explanation, sir.
Turns and scuttles away to do his masters bidding.
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I would guess mop up. I would not want to be messing around with one in a live fire-fight!
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Originally posted by Hilhil45:
hat does PBEM game mean?
Play
By
E
Mail
Game. A game that is played by 2 players over eamil.
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What would you expect from someone named dogface?
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Lorak, and my honorable(or something) knight Mace;
I achieved a grand victory over Meeks;
Armronut-72
Meeks-28
I would like to thank the people who made this possible; Mace I could not have done it with out such a grand and wise knight, my mother because she gave me life, my father for the good looks, and especialy MEEKS for playing like a retarded monkey on crack.
A rematch has been sent to him, he shall have a chance to seek vengance upon my squire ass...er something.
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Originally posted by Leeo:
He can't go to bed yet. I'm not done giving his arse a good, down home, Yankee-style licking.
See, that mini-kilt works great! Another customer for you David!
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Better quesion would be; Anyone want a PBEM? You can only do so much against the AI before you get board. So email me a QB!
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Originally posted by Lorak:
....Instead you should focus on why he insist on wearing a mini-kilt. Nice little mid-thigh number with argyle fishnets. Lovely piece of work that is.
I heard he wears it to keep in touch with his feminine side, and that it gets more customers on the corner.
[This message has been edited by armornut (edited 04-03-2001).]
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Originally posted by Mark IV:
For some reason, I'll bet there are lots of shoes. I think he's got a shoe thing, ol' Dave does. Brown shoes, blue shoes, those shoes that looked so nice on Judy Garland but the straps hurt his feet but he can't bear to throw them out, all kinds of shoes. Probably stacked neatly somewhere. Yup, shoes.
So then will all of the surfs and squires be forced to let him smell our feet to endulge his foot fetish? You may smell my feet David, but I will not let you lick them! You feet guys are always so wierd. But what do you expect from a person who comes from a place where everyone smells like dirty feet and old farts?
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THWACK!!!!!!
Thank you sir, may I have another?
I am in the deepest of debt to you.
Fetch your beer, shine your boot, and groom the sheep sir? If it pleases thee sir?
Just toss something at me head again sir, when I am needed.
(hoping thatPENG will stab his eyes out with a corkscrew and bleed to death.) :eek:
I wanna be sedated by the Peng Challenge
in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
I am important because I can post pages of mindless drivel!
Joe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Joe likes the age old idea of carpet boming his prey with pages of his thoughts of them, therefore boaring the living crap right out of um!
I have to admit that when it comes to filling a page with utter tripe, you are the man Joe!
Preach on o'proclaimer of the of that which reaks more than Croda's inner-cruda.