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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Cest bon on behalf of Lorak: I need to know whos ass to kick." <hr></blockquote> He's still injured right? On crutches or somefink? Well here goes... Yeah you cheese-eating surrender-monkey! Come on and try... (I forget who stated it first, but I love that line...) hehe... so he is still hurt, right...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by bauhaus: Make a little love, do a little dance, get down tonight, get down tonight, baaaaabyyyyyyyyyyyy. Yuk, yuk and triple yuk.<hr></blockquote> <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: It bothers me that you know the lyrics<hr></blockquote> Actually, leave it to bauhaus to get it ass-backwards... Do a little dance, Make a little love, Get down tonight, Get down tonight...

* meanwhile, in another part of the castle * "Hiram Sssssedai..." "Oh no, not you again!" "Yesssss... Do you have information for me?" "Please, let me go. My master will be angry if I do not return quickly with Sparky saddled up for travel..." "SSSSSTOP! Make not another move or your mastersssss sssssaddle sssssinksssss to the bottom of the cessssspool." "No, please, anything but that. You know how long it took him to find a saddle that would look right, but still cushion his terminal case of hemmorhoids..." "Hiram, I mussssst know what his plansssss are..." "No, I can't, he will rip me a new one if I divulge his plans..." * the saddle begins to tip into the Cesspool * "Okay, okay. I'll tell you, just don't drop that saddle. You know how ornery it makes him when he has to walk from one place to another, you know, all bowlegged and all." "Yesssss, yesssss. Now tell me..." "What'sssss that? Inquisssssitor of the Order??? Meeksssss!!!" "Now can I have the saddle and go, please, please, please???" "Begone ssssslime, I have no further ussssse for you. Go back to lick the bootsssss of your massssster..." * Hiram snatches up the saddle and runs off * "Bah! I ssssshould have known that Meeksssss was not up to the challenge. What a wassssste of ssssskin that Meeksssss isssss..." "Beware Ssssseanachai... When you leassssst expect it... A topplement off your high ssssseal... <h1>Damn you Meeksssss!!!!!</h1>