86smopuim
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Striding across the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a mighty sword, cometh 86smopuim! And he gives a mighty scream:
"For the love of beatings, I sow darkness and discord until my glands are satisfied!!"
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Sprinting amidst the terrain, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh 86smopuiM! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!"
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another onion wars player hereOriginally posted by Rokossovski:A flagless game might result in pieces of terrain being valued purely for the tactical advantages they would have provided in real life --
Flagless does indeed to turn games into tactical advantage of oposition. I think thats more realistic
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i posted this in the newbie FAQ once long ago
Maybe add this incomplete infantry AT data to the FAQ
How far does (insert infantry at weapon here) shoot?
Ranges are the farthest seen in incomplete testing, farthest range could be more
Panzerfaust 30k 40m
Panzerfaust 30 40m
Panzerfaust 60 58m
Doesnt like to shoot at this range, for best results get under 45m
Panzerfaust 100 77m
Really doent like to shoot at this range, for best results get under 60m
Anti Tank Magnetic Mine 29m
very Effective in killing
Grenade Bundle 29m
very Effective in killing
Panxerwerfersomething 38m
German Rifle grenade 76+m
readily fires, not too effective, January 45, earlier dates may be less
Soviet RPG 40m
Molotov 39m
Ineffective
Satchel Charge 29m
Grenades 39m
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The Man is keeping me down!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
If I werent so busy helping The Man subjegate more proles, I'd have time to treat every last one of you good for nothing chuck targets to a good ol' timey :mad: ss kicking.
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Great, green gobs of greasy, grimy, Goodale guts,
Mutilated monkeybutt meat,
itty bitty Becket feet.
Great, green gobs of greasy, grimy, Goodale guts,
And me without a spoon....
I hate you all :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Hhhaha, Bad Joke rules. Unlike the rest of you red-headed step children, Bad Joke takes a beating and keeps coming back for more. I am currently beating him senseless for the third time straight.Originally posted by Axe2121:BaD JoKe - 44 posts
That and he likes to stab people.
The rest of you maggots get one whiff of an ass beating by me and you scurry like roaches. :mad:
Well, 'cept Dave H. It took him 2 severe ass beatings to realize I am truely the Crown Jeweled Prince of TNT. The boys got heart, reminds me of Iron Maidens "The Trooper"
Wallybob is in for his second crushing defeat as well.
Not a maggot one of you ass brats has beaten me(when you account for the fortifactions bug) one gawd damned maggoting time.
I finished putting the slathering touches on an opponent today. That gives me room for a monage a trois: someone with stones, me, and a severe beating.
Who will challenge me for sigs :mad: :mad: :mad: ?
edited for :mad: :mad: :mad:
[ January 30, 2004, 02:46 AM: Message edited by: 86smopuim ]
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I agree, fiefdom is truely evil. THe thing is, its the same basic text based game as way way way back as in the 80s. "The Oregon Trail". Anyone remember 300 baud modems :mad: :mad: :mad:Originally posted by YK2:Sheesh... never been that hooked on a game since way back in my half life days...
Edited to add obligatory dont kill the waffler thread comment: Never been addicted to a game like that since I bought CMBO. Run, dont walk, to your nearest web browser and hand fist loads of cash to BF.C for one of their many fine game selections.
[ January 27, 2004, 03:18 AM: Message edited by: 86smopuim ]
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Oh dont worry about that Mr Dalem, you'll get your turn tonight. Oh yes... slathered in a heavy cream sauce of of TNT.Originally posted by dalem:TURNS YOU SOBER BUGGER, SEND ME TURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!
And for the record, I found a bottle of Kettle One, so like any self respecting Waffler, I am far from sober. GRGRGGAGAGAGAGGRGRGRGRHHHH!
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Oh yeah, and about 2 days ago, I slathered Wally bob with a tactical victory on a map that gave him all the advantages. GRGRGGAGAGGAGR!!!!!
That opens up 2 PBEM slots which I am sure not a man jack one of you will fill, for fear of my ALL MIGHTY FURY!!!! GRGRGGRAAGAGGAGRGRGRGHHH Stupid grass eaters.
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For anyone that cares, I just slathered Dave H again, with about a 4.5:1 kill ratio.
No wonder NONE of you have the stones to take me on for sigs. I am just so damn great you know you will lose and have to live with the sig shame for a month.
Oh yeah, and the ONE game I lost, to what his name, was only due to the fortifications bug in CMBB.
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sorry dalem, busy. no turns tonight. You arent the only one I am dissing so dont go crying into your pillow.
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So you @ss munches could win even with my HUGE donation to the cause?
Next game, I'm going a-viking. It was fun stealing all their money, pisses them off and making them show their teeth.
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Snarker, get yer ass on over to the fiefdom and recruit us some waffles! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Let's kick there futher mucking :mad: sses!Originally posted by Kitty:GAAAArrrrrrrAHgHGggghGH!! Waffles!
Fiefdom is back up! Are we playing? =)
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Kitty
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care to take on a human with true combat rules?Originally posted by citizen:When I play the AI it's using Franko's combat rules. I find that I'm rarely moving very many units each turn, so the large battles are easy. Too dangerous to move more than a few at a time!
Setup can take a while, however.
citizen
For me its the funnest way to play.
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who will play inferno with me?
Noone, cuz none of you have any balls/ovaries.
I hate you all, you make me sick. //*(~- -_
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Hell hath no fury like a Smope lip walking drunk :mad: :mad: :mad:Originally posted by Becket:in no small part due to Kitty, Smope and Snarker's tenacity.
Speaking of fury, hate, 'nades and stuff, who's got the setup file for Inferno?
If one you have a set of stones, send it to smope at_no_phuking_spam_you_rotten_bastards ponyshow.com
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Quit your bitching. :mad:Originally posted by Dave H:Turns out to El Skunkito, Where are you maggots hiding? Hasn't anyone told you that Christmas is over for another year?
I just barely survived a rather severe icestorm that took down 35% of the trees, and 100% of the power in the neighborhood. Everything was caked in ice as thick as your skull. I'll get you your turn wqhen I damn wel feel like it. :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Cant reach fief site, what gibs!!!
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Listen @ssmunch, I have been begging for a battle from "the brood" for quite some time now.Originally posted by Soddball:Bore Badly! - just the Maggot. How's about a spot of playtesting for me? :mad: :mad:
If this scenario has lots, I mean LOTS of TNT, and flames, I'll take u on.
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sw :mad: :mad: t!Originally posted by Axe2121:1967 Jaguar XKE Coupe
You say AGGRR ARG ARAA, I say AGARGG AARRA, let's call the whole threat off
in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps
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Tank Warning!!! is my favorite scenario.
I will take you on in tank warning if Keke wimps out.
You DID manage to grow some stones and threaten to take me on about 1 thread and 3 pages ago.
( unlike the rest of these pansies )
[ February 09, 2004, 11:37 PM: Message edited by: 86smopuim ]