Thermopylae
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ATTENTION ALL MAGGOTS, SCUM, TNT CHUCKERS, AND ASSORTED OTHER POSTERS OF ILL-REPUTE, LACKLUSTER WIT, AND QUESTIONABLE HYGIENE:
After a sufferably long period without the CM games due to their spontanteous dissapearance (for which I blame Axe) last August, I have re-equipped myself. I will now resume the crushing of any you I was playing at the time. Since I can't really remember who that was though, it'd be helpful if you'd send a turn or something. In the case that no one does, I'll just proclaim myself victorious over the general consciousness of the waffle thread. And ask for a new game.
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I don't know if the russians would sweep Europe. Your run out of bread pretty fast when the food growers of the world stop sending you stuff. And your own farm collectives are pretty useless. (If I recall, the USSR had to crash demobilize a good chunk of its army after 1945 to prevent a famine)
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Whatever weapon US conventional forces use has been approved by a veritable horde of laywers. There is nothing that prohibits you from shooting people with a .50, or a breaching shotgun, and so forth.
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Whatever weapon US conventional forces use has been approved by a veritable horde of laywers. There is nothing that prohibits you from shooting people with a .50, or a breaching shotgun, and so forth.
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No, you only ID a flag as enemy when you spot the enemies. Don't know about the firing line.
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No, most americans have an E-5 (SGT) as a team leader, though occassionally an E-4. (CPL). The squad leade ris usually an E-6 (SSG) or very experienced E-5. But then, we have a ton of NCOs.
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Modern Fire Team (US)
Team Leader (SGT) w/ M4 (carbine)
Auto Rifleman w/ SAW (light machine gun)
Grenadier w/ M4/204 (carbine w/ underslung GL)
Rifleman w/ M4
Squad is two fire teams and a squad leade, also armed with a carbine.
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Re: Brainwashed Colonials:
Dear Maggot-Scum,
We have good news and bad news regarding your swath of brainwashed colonials. While, as always, the swath represents the ethnic diversity of the Commonwealth, the vast majority of them can only be described as " severely dead, or well on their way towards that state" by our handpicked quality control teams. We realize this may not be in tune with your likings, since the live ones tend to provide a bit of atmosphere to a room with their zany accents. On the upside, the dead and dying variety are much easier to work with, making re-decorating a layman's job. The good news is that we have lots of them. Tons of them. The lot must clear. SO, we are offering you a once in a PBEM deal where you can get TWO swathes for the price of one. Consider it an offer you wouldn't want to tell your wife you refused.
Respectfully,
Thermopylae
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You have a turn maggot! A turn full of death and MOLTEN TNT which is immolating swathes and swathes of your brainwashed colonials.
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:mad: My unisnpired panzershreck crew has missed 5 consecutive shots at a Sherman V of Axe's , much to my dismay. Meanwhile, another unit, not to be named, decided of its own free will to leave hiding to conduct a close assualt, and then decide not to. Pansy krauts. Meanwhile, his combined imperialist troops are forming small mounds of bodies in front of my foxholes, but have actually ovverun some unimportant VLs.
GRAAAaAAAGGGGHHH! I"LL HAVE THE FAMILIES OF THAT PANZERSHRECK TEAM (AND THOSE OF ALL THE GUNNERS WHO DECIDED TO MISS 2 OR MORE 150m SHOTS WITH A MAIN GUN)
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BRAAAHHH!!! Not enough stuff going boooomm in game, so must gRARAGGGHHHH! and :mad: here.
P.S.
You all suck.
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I think outlook is eating all my turns...or you could all just be lazy maggots...
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How come black doesn't have a king? Is it a chess tournament for those who have decided the game unfairly favored the monarchy, and now a random piece is elected president/premiere/prime minister every 4-7 turns? Would there be different shades on each side to represent factions/parties?
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Crawling scum of tthe earth not fit to eat rancid leftovers, let alone lick my boots. :mad: ! :mad: ! :mad: !
P.S. You stink at ovverunning ifantry with tanks too.
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Send a turn you reindeer munching maggot! :mad:
You too Axe.
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Give me a turn to make one with you maggot! :mad:
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Well Axe's gamey armored horde has been much reduced in size, and a mere 4 Shermans remain standing, the rest of mass of tanks reduced to burning wrecks. :mad:
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Just maggot. We'll have none of that ranking and hierarchy and lady of the whatever the hell here :mad:
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Naplam: Like Napalm, but spelt wrong. Add burnier. :mad:
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Yes sir, they're talking in tongues. Prepare the naplam? Yes sir.
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Gottendammerung panzer gunners! I'll have their families shot after this.
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Well you have to send Snarker's nads to Falluja, as he happens to be the one who named the alliance. And then punch yourself for not noticing it.
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Um, Kitty, the alliance was misnamed for the whole game, actually.
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Free Money! Woo----hooooo!!!!
Of course, you still don't get to be my best friend for a day, depsite the bribe.
Cheery Waffles hate angryolized Maggots like you. Yes you.
in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps
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Of course you mock me Wally Bob. You are safe behind your automated e-mail defense system, which is shooting down my attempts to send you a set-ups.
Gamey Maggot : :mad: :