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    MasterGoodWaffle's Thread of Cheery Ale

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    This guy sets up a scenario giving himself Gods' own Arty observer position, and a high speed avenue of approach that the good nazi's cannot set up in, or position AT and AP mines or roadblocks, or even dead gophers in to restrict mobility. Oh, yeah and it flanks my main line of defence.

    I taunt him. I shall smite his commie minons, or die gloriously for the Fatherland.

    I'd like to state that I would smack his ass, but the setup does appear to be a little biased.

    Ok, Gotta do it...I'll smack his ass.

    GRR, AARRGGHH, Molten TNT and all that other ****.

    How do I save screenshots so I can show to the world how F..'d up this thing is. See, taunting you again!

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    MasterGoodWaffle's Thread of Cheery Ale

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    [QB]GGAGARAGRARGARGAGRAGRARGARGAGAGGGG GG G G GAAAAWAWAWWWWWWDDDD ARARARGARGRGAGR GRA GG GG GARARAERARRARAARRARARRGGRRGRGGRGR GRGR GR GR GR GR GRGR GR G G GGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

    ARRARGAGRARGRGAAGRAGRGG!!!! MAAAAGOOOOOOTTSSSS!!!! You have no idea what consequences you will suffer for this outrage!!!QB]

    I gather the consequences, as usual, will consist of a rather good deal of "ARR, GRR, GARG, Mad smiley, and ranting venom". No AARs of the PBEM he...said...he is playing with others. No screenshots of "TNT infested Maggots"-there's a real picture for you!

    Soddball, you have contained the beast. We thank you.

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    MasterGoodale's Thread of Cheery Waffle

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

    Did anyone see the movie "The Gods Must Be Crazy?" The MG reminds me of the honey badger. It makes a lot of noise (see above), attaches itself to a shoe (in this case CMBB), and remains attached for the entire movie if memory serves me right. Will the MG remain as stubborn & persistant? Me thinks so and hopes so.

    <pokes the honey badger> GrRfgRGRgrggrGGRFRFRFFrRf :mad: :mad: tongue.giftongue.giftongue.giftongue.giftongue.giftongue.gif

    Yeah, it attaches itself to a shoe, but methinks it smells like poo. Ranting and raving poo. Big huge piles of stinking, rotting POO. Poo flavored poo. Poo smelling Poo. Crapulence. Poor tactically deprived poopulence
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    MasterGoodale's Thread of Cheery Waffle

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by MasterGoodale:

    I SAID GGAARARARGGRARGARGARAGAGRRGAAGRGRARGARRAGRGAGRARGRAGAGRGRARGARGAGRARGGRGAGAAA A AA AAG AGAGAGGAGAGAGAAGRRSR GR GRAGR ARGA GR AGRAGRA GRAGR AGR!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

    NOW LEAVE ME ALONE SO I CAN GET BACK TO KILLIN'!!! :mad:

    MasterGoodale to his victims on the battlefield:

    "Quit yer whinin' ya pussy, you still have half an arm left for christ sakes! Most of my victims would kill for that! :mad: "

    Victim: "ooohohoohohohoo the huuu m m mmmmaaaaaannnnityyyy. . ."(thud) :(

    Literary wit, we think not. Drooling madman, possibly. CMBB player, to be determined. I for one relish the prospect. The most recent poster child on the negative aspects of the internet, certainly.

    I shall now taunt MasterGoodale in his own unique dialect.

    AARGLEBURGLE!MEPS...GGGGGGGRRRRRRrrrrrrrr! GRR. (feel free to insert your favorite inadaquate sexual reference here)you MAGGOTS. (he also has a fondness for maggots somehow)

    Oh, well. Going to spend the rest of the night consuming barley-pop and playing the best game I know of.

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    I demand a document entailing exactly what content is acceptable for this forum

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    1. Demand is a rather strong word. Folks around here see that as a red flag waved at a big-assed bull.

    2. Having read your previous posts, I think I understand that you really don't mean to be the flame-war poster child. In fact if you are looking for a PBEM I will be glad to soundly thrash you.

    3. This game is a pretty danged good WWII tactical level sim/game. It ain't RTS, it ain't FPS. It is CMBO/CMBB. To quote from a local barbeque joint "Ain't nothin' like 'em nowhere".

    Accept that.

    4. Accept that the moderators here have in fact put up with a goodly number of poo-poo heads, and are rather reluctant to squash you unnecessarily...but will do so if they feel it is justified.

    5. relax, enjoy the mother-beautifull game.

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