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    The cheery thread of MasterGoodales Angry TNT and Fury Maggots

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    Originally posted by Soddball:

    CHEERY WAFFLE.

    To make it extra-special-evil, I will be including the forum names of willing volunteers. So if you want to be included in Cheery Waffle, post here and tell me what side you want to be (Krauts or Russkies) and whether you want to be in infantry, support, vehicles, tanks or artillery.

    OH DEAR GOD! I will gladly be a Tank Commander, for whichever side MasterMoldAle is NOT on. I wish to be immortalized crunching him in my roadwheels. Or just for flinging Molten TNT on his smelly butt.
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    The cheery thread of MasterGoodales Angry TNT and Fury Maggots

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    Originally posted by MasterGoodale:

    Well well well. . .it appears my lil' maggots have gotten a little too big for their cocoon britches and decided to rise up with what appears to be THE BIGGEST STREAK OF BULLSH*T LUCK I'VE VER SEEN IN MY KRUAT KILLING LIFE MMMAAAAAAAAAAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOTTSSSSSSSSSHEADS WILL FU**IN ROLL FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad:

    :

    What it boils down to is I am kicking his NON-TNT flinging, moldy, pustulent, goat-smelling, yankee ass. I replayed the scene where I took out his last T34 from point blank range over and over and over and over again. Then I drank a beer and watched it again. Then I watched my flamethrower make his nazis get their first taste of hades. (correction, second. Their first was being under the command of such a suckass commander.) Bwahaaaahaaaahaaa.

    The only way he could get beat more is for him to wear a Sherman pin at a Georgia picnic.

    Thermopylae: I need a turn

    Sgian Dubh: I think you sent somfink not quite right. Please retrans.

    Malakovski: That HURT!

    Goody: Get ready to be my bitch.

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    Cheery Threats of Stale Waffles and Moldy Goodales

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    Originally posted by MasterGoodale:

    So how are all you gauntlets of worm **** liking that fury I'm slinging your way??!! :mad:

    I didn't think so. :mad:

    AH AHAH AH AH A HAH AHAHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHAHAHAH AH AH AH AH AAH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH A HAAAAAAAAAHA HAH HAHAH AHAAHAH H AAAAAAAHA HAHAH A HHA!!! :mad: :mad:

    Be better if you actually sent some fury. To paraphrase a country/western song, "Needs a little less talk and a lot more action".

    SEND the NEXT turn! GGGRRRRR, I'm gonna have to open a six-pack of whoopass on you. Don't worry, you'll love being my bitch!

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    Cheery Threats of Stale Waffles and Moldy Goodales

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    Originally posted by MasterGoodale:

    I just sent all my turns out and let me assure your sheep-banging Sh*t-speckled a$$ses it's coming first class fed-ex with a good helping of bitter TNT you MasterGoodale GrandMaster TNT Chucker wannabe non-fighting cowardly excuses for a sack of fermented **** that's been sitting in the desert for 20 years

    Becky

    Mike the Whiner[/b

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    Carrot[/b

    ScuzzyBalls[/b

    Konrad[/b

    GARRARGRGRGRARGGRGR!!!! :mad:

    GOODALE, you sorry piece of retarded dog excrement, you have NOT sent MY turn! Unless I hear something within 24 hours, I shall declare you my bitch (when you do send the turn, you will eventually be my bitch anyways, you soggy pus-filled, francophile, yankee scum.) I just hope the mold-infested rathole you consider a home will not further delay...yeah, right...any turns from you. I mock you.

    Sincerely,

    Wallybob.

    to you, SIR.

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    An Ale, 2 Waffles, some Good Cheer, and threats for all

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    Originally posted by MasterGoodale:

    Hey maggot lips I had ISP problems followed by PC problems so turns are late but you'll be glad they were so shut your chicken hole. :mad: :mad:

    Maggots. :mad:

    Yeah, right. ISP problems. Riiigggghhhttt.

    I have enjoyed this PBEM game. I am learning more excuses that I thought possible.

    What would maggot lips look like anyways? I could take the lower moral path and say that it probably looks like Frau Goody, but that would be wrong. So I won't. I think maggot lips look like MasterGoodys troops 4 days after I have killed them. Yeeha.

    Later,

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    Calling all tankers: Firing procedures - can you enlighten us?

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    Why do we want the thread back? I was enjoying you young farts talking. M60-A3, M1-IP,M1-A1, M1A1HA dumb arsed tanker here. 1-32 Armor, 4-67 Armor, 3AD Friedberg Germany 86-90. REMF Reserves longer later. My favorite story was about a friend who was a great guy, just a tanking-challenged LT. His gunner gave him all the commands for TT-VIII on 3x5 cards. Said "Sir, if you touch anything, I'll have to hurt you". Going downrange, my friend was just crossing his arms, reading the cards. When he got to the PC and troops "Fire and adjust" engagement, he said faster than I could try "Gunner, Heat, PC, Fire and adjust, Troops, Caliber .50, On the way, stoppage, stoppage, Gunner, Coax, Troops, Target, Cease Fire. OMG It was So funny to hear on the jump radio net. They got a good score on that engagement, too!

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    An Ale, 2 Waffles, some Good Cheer, and threats for all

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    Originally posted by MasterGoodale:

    Oh Great!! Just Great!!! Now my game looks utterly horrible in 1.02!!! I can't even play it it's so bad!!! AGRGRARGAARGRGAGRAGRAAGRAGRAGRGR!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

    Yeah, any excuse will do in a storm. A storm induced by Goody's comlete self-immolation. He done ate his own TNT slathered words. "OOh, i'ts too bad to play" equals "OOh, I suck too badly at this to continue, so I will compensate for it by going GGRR at people"

    Send your turn.

    Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time.

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    An Ale, 2 Waffles, some Good Cheer, and threats for all

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    Dear MasterGoodale. Unless you get off of your

    (pick one)1.lazy, 2. sick, 3. moronic, 4. slacker non TNT chucking, 5. petulant

    (pick one)1. arse, 2. recliner, 3. beer keg, 4. female relative, 5. maggot

    I shall be forced to assume that you concede the PBEM game we have had. I have had no response since the 11th of this month. If life has intervened, I understand. Simply tell me that there has been a...delay of game. If not, I'M CALLING YOU A NON-TNT CHUCKIN', NON-TANKIN', FOOL!

    Sincerely,

    Your most humble opponent,

    Wallybob

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    AleMaster's Waffle of Cheery Threats

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    To quote some village idiot,

    "GGGRRRAARRRRRGGGGRRRR, What the #$%& is this thread doing on page 2 Maggots. I will rip your eyeballs out and do odd things with goats and Molten TNT (whatever that is)."

    Feel free to add frowny faces and GGRRs and more general ranting at your leisure and imagination. I am assuming, Unlike the Goodybier WHO HAS NOT RETURNED ANY TURNS SINCE THE 11th OF THIS MONTH, that you, dear reader, posess imagination.

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