Kitty
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How can that be when it's summer in Australia?Originally posted by Mace:Actually, isn't it more frigging cold?
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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA RARR RRAGg g GG H! What the hell happened to you maggots?!?!? *Paces and looks around accusingly* :mad: This used to be the angriest thread on earth!! And now look at you!!! *slaps Becket, sending his helmet flying across the room* Axe and Pseudo are the only ones of you that have any balls! :mad: :mad: At least he's TRYING to post. :mad:
You whimper, "But Kitty, we don't have any games to play!" *Shovels a spadeful of angry molten TNT into Sgt. Viljuri's pants*
Did Goodale cry when his house had mold? Did he cry when all about him wanted him banned?!?!?! :mad:
Well, maybe a little. You all are giving the Penguins what they were hoping for all along!! That this thread would self-destruct!!! Now get out here again and start posting 'lest I slit your buttery kraut bellies with a hot Crisco-slathered bayonet!!! :mad: :mad:
Don't MAKE me get Goodale to post in here again. :mad:
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That's friggin hot!! Post more! =)Originally posted by Lars:Since nobody sent me a turn tonight I decided to go fishing.
Let's see, the crappies were biting right over here...
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Are you going to send the pictures or not? :mad:Originally posted by dalem:Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
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I agree. You'd be much better suited for that role.Originally posted by Joe Shaw:and now you have to play Willard Scott as well.
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You're here! The thread is here!! Where has it been?!?!? :happy: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Ok, this is tough. I really REALLY REALLY want to insult you about this constant puppy posting. But, as you are my husband and it is kind of cute (in a truly pathetic way) that you're so proud of this dog (even though dogs suck), just email some pictures of the damn thing and I will try to restrain myslef from posting about you in a demeaning fashion.Originally posted by dalem:Send me a setup instead. Maybe I'll show you pics of my new pup.
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Please . . . no.Originally posted by Abbott:Pictures later.
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Where's my feckin' husband? :mad:Originally posted by dalem:New puppy - check.
Xmas music - check.
Fire - check.
Xmas tree decorated - check.
Night off of work - check.
Cheese & crackers - check.
Rum - check.
Firefly - check.
Where's my gnome???????????
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See? I would have thought nose grease.Originally posted by Boo Radley:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:
4) A pom man would also know semen is the best way to get shiny hair.
Shows what I know. </font>
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Dear holy Peng in a spicy barmcake!Originally posted by Sir 37mm:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:
And you may be my husband but I'm Mace's mistress.
3-way Cesspudlian flirting... and involving those fecking Oddstralians!
I feel as if I am watching a black & white re-run of disabled rats 'getting fruity'... I'm half expecting Boo to pop up & give us tips on how to make our hair so shiny!
I blame WW2 </font>
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I think in Saskatchewan they need land sharks, as there's no trees for Canadian drop bears to pounce from. </font>Originally posted by Mace:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:
Hey, Mace! Think about that! Talk about terrifying. Canadian drop bears, eh. Grizzlies falling from the trees!!! Oi! Oi! Oi!
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Because, dear (coddles) . . . after the implants they got bigger. The bikini top remained the same size but the boobies grew. Thus, the parts previously unexposed to the sun are not as tan.Originally posted by dalem:The top of her bathing costume doesn't match the tan lines on her chesty parts.
My wife will explain it to me.
Kitty, my good wife! Attend me!
*slaps* That's for looking at her boobs.
*slaps again* And that's for being a sci-fi geek.
And you may be my husband but I'm Mace's mistress. Where the hell is he? *slaps Mace*
*slaps Joe Shaw. And that just seemed like the right thing to do. *shrug*
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You must bold her as if you love her; she'll never come if you don't bold her. </font>Originally posted by Leeo:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:
Kitty, my good wife! Attend me!
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</font>Originally posted by Kitty:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
You know they recently appointed someone to the post of Poet Laureate of Saskatchewan, his greatest work was the poem, "Freeze" with it's unforgetable first line ...
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />I think that I shall never see ... a tree
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</font>Originally posted by Joe Shaw:You know they recently appointed someone to the post of Poet Laureate of Saskatchewan, his greatest work was the poem, "Freeze" with it's unforgetable first line ...
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />I think that I shall never see ... a tree
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As for the squid misrepresentation in the last thread, I looked up images of colossal squid and that's what they gave me. I blame Google. And Joe Shaw.
Colossal squid are even bigger than giant ones though and they have hooks on their tentacles to tear flesh! I like them. =)
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*Looks harder at the picture* Hey, yeah. But FELL off or was YANKED off by a GIANT SQUID? So we can safely assume that she was first attacked by the shark which has her lower legs in it's mouth, then the dragon grapsed her hands in it's talons, and while the two great beasts forced her to the surface, a GIANT SQUID, nay, a COLOSSAL SQUID reached up from the depths with a tenticle and ripped her oxygen supply from her back!Originally posted by Lars:
If it makes you feel any better, it looks like she has the regulator in her mouth, but the air tank fell off.
Great picture! =)
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*Looks harder at the picture* Hey, yeah. But FELL off or was YANKED off by a GIANT SQUID? So we can safely assume that she was first attacked by the shark which has her lower legs in it's mouth, then the dragon grapsed her hands in it's talons, and while the two great beasts forced her to the surface, a GIANT SQUID, nay, a COLOSSAL SQUID reached up from the depths with a tenticle and ripped her oxygen supply from her back!Originally posted by Lars:If it makes you feel any better, it looks like she has the regulator in her mouth, but the air tank fell off.
Great picture! =)
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*Looks harder at the picture* Hey, yeah. But FELL off or was YANKED off by a GIANT SQUID? So we can safely assume that she was first attacked by the shark which has her lower legs in it's mouth, then the dragon grapsed her hands in it's talons, and while the two great beasts forced her to the surface, a GIANT SQUID, nay, a COLOSSAL SQUID reached up from the depths with a tenticle and ripped her oxygen supply from her back!Originally posted by Lars:If it makes you feel any better, it looks like she has the regulator in her mouth, but the air tank fell off.
Great picture! =)
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Most guys DO "come" quicker with someone else's support. You however, wouldn't know.Originally posted by Joe Shaw:My friends, I'd like to thank all the little people (i.e. anyone but me) for their support and encouragement during these long years. While I'd have accomplished the same thing on my own, it perhaps came a bit quicker with that support.
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Most guys DO "come" quicker with someone else's support. You however, wouldn't know.Originally posted by Joe Shaw:My friends, I'd like to thank all the little people (i.e. anyone but me) for their support and encouragement during these long years. While I'd have accomplished the same thing on my own, it perhaps came a bit quicker with that support.
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Most guys DO "come" quicker with someone else's support. You however, wouldn't know.Originally posted by Joe Shaw:My friends, I'd like to thank all the little people (i.e. anyone but me) for their support and encouragement during these long years. While I'd have accomplished the same thing on my own, it perhaps came a bit quicker with that support.
The glorius & immortal thread of Cheery Waffles, unstable TNT and smiling soldiers !
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I will never give up on this thread. :mad: NEVER! :mad: :mad: :mad: