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:mad: :mad: :mad:

On a lighter note, my car was stolen a couple of weeks ago. :mad: :mad:

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My boss got this email today. :mad:

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To

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[The Cheery Waffle Thread is Giving Away FREE Angryolized TNT and Molten Faces!]

Originally posted by Dave H:

So instead of Olde Ones they are secretly Mold Ones? Fascinating!

No, the Molde Ones. :mad:

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Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rleete:

Wow, I'm honored. Takes a lot to make a waffler feel revulsion!

<font size=1>penguins</font> tend to speed up the process.

:mad: :mad: :mad: </font>

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Originally posted by Mike:

He's probably got bad mango betwen his toes.

Leave von Becket alone. :mad

Just so you know, "between" is spelled exactly how I typed it just now. Not how you did. :mad:

*milks Mike* We can't ever have enough cheese here. :mad:

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Originally posted by Becket:

A startling comment is Rokossovsky's assertion that von Paullus was captured and did not surrender...

Now that we know you can't spell (von Paullus?), why should we trust anything you tell us? :mad:

Eat puss.

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rleete's nipples make for bad cheese. It's sour and smells bad. :mad: Maybe we should try milking someone less hateful. *pulls at Mace's nipples.*

Anyway, I found a large |--- ----| (actual size) black widow outside my house last night. I'm trying to catch some crickets to feed it but they're too elusive. Need ideas. Please help. :mad:

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That means his nipples are probably swollen too, eh? :mad:

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:mad: I'm looking to make some cheese. :mad:

Who's got nipples? :mad:

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gragragr agrgRGAGRGARG RRRRG :mad:

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I withdraw my challenge. I have fireants in my CD collection. :mad:

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I've got maggots in my fridge, termites in my walls, ants in my cake flour, mold in my basement, locusts in my garden, slugs in my flowers, dead Kraut limbs in my vegetable patch . . .

WHO WANTS TO CHALLENGE ME TO A TNT CHUCK FEST?!?!?!? NONE OF YOU ARE WORTHY!!!!!!!!

I also don't have a spare moment to play, unless you are willing to wait for AT LEAST a turn A WEEK! :mad:

Ps - There's slugs in my water supply. :mad:

[This Whole Peng Thread Is Wild At Heart And Challenged On Top]

Originally posted by dalem:

When are you coming to Minneapolis?

When are we going shooting?

[Pimp my TNT-chucking ride, it's the Cheery Waffle Thread]

Originally posted by _Axe_:

Hey. Quick hi. Just got back from the hospital. They decided to go for the surgery. Mom went in at 6:16 p.m. and was out 45 minutes later.

They didn't have to cut out any intestine. It turns out some mesh from a previous operation -- this was her 19th -- caused the bowel to fold over on itself and twist. The surgeon straightened it out.

Still, six more days in hospital (the next two with an epidural) followed by two to three months recuperation.

But she's going to be fine.

Thanks for all the kind words.

And now, to sleep, perchance to dream of pleasant things.

Like TNT. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

So everything's fine then?!?!? I made a sympathy post for NOTHING?!?!?!?! GAR GAR ARGAR GAR AGRARGA RAGR G!!!!!!!!! :mad: This is an outrage!!!!!! I hope that when you wake up you find yourself submerged by a tidal wave of angry, evil-smelling maggots and severed limbs. :mad: :mad: :mad:

=)

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:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

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I don't normally say these kinds of things, but I hope everything works out ok, Axe.

[The Challenge According to Peng]

Originally posted by dalem:

I saw that. Terrible face wound, really. Hehe, I knew it was him. =)

[The Challenge According to Peng]

Originally posted by Marstov:

BTW, I do not mean to imply that serving in the Wehrmacht for a short period makes the new Pope a Nazi. It's reading his writings as a theologian that cause me to do that.

As a what now and the what what? =/

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Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

Nice house, hoser :mad:

House? I thought that was Seanachi's butt as he went under the water. :mad:

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:mad: :mad: :mad:

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So when do we start the Kursk game? :mad:

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Originally posted by Dave H:

<font size=5 font color=white>Good Morning, Cheery Waffles!!</font>

Hey, are any of you maggots interested in playing Jason C's Kursk campaign? I thought it might be fun to actually get to do something as collaborators instead of as opponents. Let the Cheery Waffles rule the battlefield!

I just reread the post on the CMBB forum. He wants the battles played TCP instead of PBEM. Never mind.

Me!!!!!!!!!!!! I just read the last paragraph (if you can even call it that) of your post. Never mind. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[The Peng Challenge Remembers Jim Boggs]

Originally posted by Mace:

So I know exactly who to suck up to.

So suck it, baby. =|

[Peng and his Challenge go to White Castle]

Where's Stuka?

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Tew Jayl!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYA! tew baddil! Yaya kill all kill! Big fartrs!!!!!!