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Snarker

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  1. You twinkle-toed, non-TNT chucking communist pinko fat bellied Kraut sissy-la-la deceptive Marxist slithering Stalinist no-nad Hun-loving puss-slurping maggot! GARRAHRHARH! H! !HHH ! :mad: Kitty </font>
  2. Where? When I went to www.evolvingworlds.com and clicked on Fiefdom, I still get the screen congratulating AngusThorn for winning the last time. Has it been moved somewhere else? :confused: :confused: </font>
  3. Good Lord, this is much worse than I thought. The idea of Kitty and MasterGoodale (the maggot) being one person was bad enough. Even the remotest possibility of MasterGoodale (the maggot) and Gov. Dean being one and the same is a cosmic catastrophe! This could be worse than having a mere meteorite crash into the Earth. MasterGoodale (the fury, TNT-chucking maggot) running for president? <font size=7>GRARGRHARRRGHRARG!!!</font size=7> :eek: :eek: :mad: :mad: </font>
  4. Boo just struck a cord. I sent him a turn with a note, "LOL! Uh, I mean GRRRAAAARGH!!!". He said, "You laughed so hard, you sounded like Howard Dean." So when did MGA disappear, exactly? Hmmm... Dean's on his way out and MGA is on his way back. Hmmm... :mad: :mad:
  5. 5k points of crack engineers carring molten TNT doesn't take nearly as long. :mad: :mad:
  6. That sounds suspiciously familiar, doesn't it Snarker? Especially the gamey part. :mad: :mad: </font>
  7. Patch is downloaded. I have about 4 or 5 games about ot come to a close, so I'm going to wait to apply the patch until they are done or a maggot sends me a 1.01 updated game. Grargh. :mad:
  8. Maybe he's annoyed with how close to peng this thread is approaching and he's coming back to snmite the non-TNT chucking non-angry maggots here. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  9. Since all are welcome, all are Cheery Wafflers once they post here. So every Penger that ever posted here is also a Waffler. That ought to make them gag, but then again, I'd figure it would make them stay away also. And Boo does chuck angry, disturbed TNT. He just posts like a penguin more often than not. :mad: :mad:
  10. GRRRRAAAAARGHHH!!! I'm going to have to play "The Proud and the Few" and watch some screaming bonzai attacks get mowed down in an angry swath of USMC bitter MG bullets! :mad: :mad: That's because all my PBEMs are out an d not back. Slackers going to work and all really crimps the important stuff. :mad: PS Axe, I swung that apron around back and you can plant your non-TNT chucking crispy lips firmly on the "kiss here" graphic. Maggot. :mad: :mad: [ February 02, 2004, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]
  11. I knew that's why you didn't send a turn last night! :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>
  12. What a game!!!! Even Janet Jackson was a playa with one of the twins getting loose from the safety seat. :mad: :mad:
  13. I especially loved the turn where I nailed 5 (five) of his Mark III's at point-blank range with Grants. I believe all he had left at the end was 4 Infantry squads, and a...whole bunch...of tank crews running off and screaming something about "Molten TNT" and "Maggot"s. The game was originally fairly even, I thought. I even killed some of his stuff with a 2 pounder portee. Bwahaahaa! Do you want to know what his revenge is? a rematch with me as early war Italians. He stuck me with what can charitably be called trash cans with tracks. I relish the challenge! When I kill him, he will feel PAIN, the Mold slathered, slack jawed, Yankee MAGGGGGGOOOOTTTT! Angry Out Loud! :mad: </font>
  14. A house coat? A housecoat??? Don't you mean a bathrobe there, Sparky? If you wear a housecoat, I can only also see you in big bunny slippers and hair curlers. Which, come to think of it, is how your neighbors probably see you when you go out to pick up your paper in the morning. </font>
  15. A Right Reverend of TNT. :mad: :mad: Pass the collection plate, AND SEND BACK MY 5000 POINT GAME!!!!! None of this, "I'm at me birds" dribble either. Maggot. :mad:
  16. You really want to see the last turn? You done stepped in it now, boy. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  17. You figure out how to do that "twice the size" thing for other body parts and you'll be a rich, rich maggot.
  18. I'm back! Miss anything? :mad: :mad: :mad: Axe, I never had my arm almost bitten off by a lion, but then again I was smart enough not to take that triple dog dare. :mad: Did see a tiger spray a cub scout at the Ringling Bros., Barnum & Bailey circus when the little bugger started teasing him. That's the day I found out tigers have a sense of humor and den mothers don't. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  19. You ditzy bint. Inferno is the kind of scenario where it doesn't matter if you've played it once or a hundred times - you can still get diddled, even when you're the creator. It relies exclusively on flaming insanity. If you're scared, we can go for a namby-pamby QB. As for sigs - no lezzer stuff. What's the point in making a woman my wife? Tch. I'd think of something much funnier. :mad: :mad: </font>
  20. You puss lickers use the mouse upside down, don't you? Yeaaah, the cables the tail... :mad: :mad: Enough flattery!!!!! Maggots!!!!!! I have 15 PBEMs going of various flavors. I got two turns back today. So if I want four turns back, I'm guessing I need to triple my games as there is some weird law of diminishing returns working here. In your case that means non-TNT chucking non-returns. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  21. All nad missiles batted away with crispy, puss [no sic, it's Goodalese] slathered kraut limbs. Maggottesse!!!! Your turn in the dryer once I get below 8 PBEMs. :mad: :mad: ps does Skunk Nads know you met MGA, Jewel Encrusted Grand Master TNT Chucker in Utah for the ceremony? Did you develop mold, fungus and other bodily flora yet? :mad: :mad: [ January 31, 2004, 07:44 AM: Message edited by: Snarker ]
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