Snarker

:mad: :mad: The Scylla or Charybdis? :mad: :mad: </font>

Actually, we have only two Canadians. So we have no choice. :mad:

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!! The fickle finger of Eevil has pointed at our two favorite Canadians!!!!

Stank and maggot? :mad: :mad:

Waffle theme song They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-haaa! Napoleon XIV Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees And begged you not to leave Because I'd go berserk? Well. . . You left me anyhow And then the days got worse and worse And now you see I've gone Completely out of my mind And. . . They're coming to take me away, HA HA They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see Those nice, young men In their clean, white coats And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa! You thought it was a joke And so you laughed You laughed when I had said That losing you would make me flip my lid Right. . . You know you laughed, I heard you laugh You laughed, you laughed and laughed And then you left But now you know I'm utterly mad! And. . . They're coming to take me away, HA HA They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA To the happy home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa! I cooked your food I cleaned your house And this is how you pay me back For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!! Hah. . . Well you just wait They'll find you yet And when they do they'll Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt! And. . . They're coming to take me away, HA HA They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see Those nice, young men In their clean, white coats And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa! To the happy home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa! To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see Those nice, young men In their clean, white coats And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

What's CET? Canadian Entertainment Television? :mad: :mad:

They're softer than Canadian toilet paper.

Boy, that's antiquated. Even the Canuckians don't have outhouses anymore. Well, most of 'em anyhoo.

GRRAAARGH!!!!! Mon-Tues-Wen claims I'm gamey. High praise; high praise indeed. I'm poised to 'do unto Dave H what Dave H has done unto me'. Courtesy of Rune. The eevil man. Axe me a question and I are involved in a donnybrook or a tallywacker, depending on your point of view. I'm waiting for my British tanks, and I get his pixelhuns instead. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Don't you owe me a turn and a TNT slathered comment, you beaujolais soaked maggot? :mad: :mad:

***Mutter mutter*** <small>as long as Axe didn't beat you... </small> [ July 26, 2004, 11:53 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]

Cheese and rice, Batman! Waddle and Creak is afraid of kid's models?

Graargharrrrghaaarrrg!!!! Robohn (the maggot) just tap danced across my nads on the way to stomping my guts out. :mad: :mad: :mad: Well done. Just like my men.

F+++ YOU, F+++-BALL. Stop jerking your gherkin and get back to working. :mad: :mad: :mad: Clear enough for ye? :cool: </font>

So the NVA took your beer, mate?

Don'tcha mean 'whale'? :mad: :mad: GRRGRRAAAARGH!!!! OH, THE HUGE MANATEE!!!!

You'll find no chivalry here. To answer your question, it doesn't matter. All of the women on both threads are too cool to have anything to do with a gunslinger from Portland Oregon. </font>

Except for the losing part, that would be me. :mad: :mad:

Dude They're just trying to protect you from internet fraud. Where's the compassion? :confused: </font>

Amazon.com should change their name to Morons.com. :mad: :mad: I placed an order over the weekend. My account had my old email address, no biggy. Until the order form said a confirmation email was sent to the old address and it wasn't forwarded to my new one. So I went in and edited my account to reflect the email change. Now AmazingIdjits.com account status states I have no orders. Apparently, the account name is your email address - something that is as stable as a hollywood marriage, timeless as the ebb and flow of the tides. So I writes to them, I does, asking about the precccious, and explain I changed my email addy just after the order was placed. They write back that they have no record of an order under my new email address. "Yes", I reply, "I mentioned that in the original message. Would you kindly check under my old email address to make sure te order is indeed placed?" "Oh, please reply to this with your old address in the 'From' line and we'll get back to you." "Um, I DID mention my old address recently stopped forwarding mail, didn't I?" Why, yes, I did. :mad: :mad: [ July 26, 2004, 09:52 AM: Message edited by: Snarker ]

Axe up a lot is enjoying his evening stroll in a scenario I'm going to nickname "Hide and Go Soak". The soggy maggot started in the middle of my guys, padlocked in place. And it's not even a Rune scenario. :mad: :mad:

GRGRAAAAAARGHGHHGARRGGGGARRR!!! *puts little finger out* I was being... civilized, bammit!!!! Entertaining the neighbor with many Hefe-Weisse barley pop things and sitting by a campfire. I smell like beer and smoke this morning. Almost as good as napalm. :mad: :mad: :mad: [ July 25, 2004, 11:01 AM: Message edited by: Snarker ]

OOPS!!!!! Seems fitting the bear eventually shall be processed into fertilizer. :mad: :mad:

OOPS!!!!! Seems fitting the bear eventually shall be processed into fertilizer. :mad: :mad:

We call him much worse. :mad: :mad: Seems fitting he eventually shall be processed into fertilizer.