Snarker

GRGGRAAAAARGH!!!!! I AM HOMEOWNER!!! See me fix things I never knew existed and cheat the plumber of $90 plus parts. :mad: :mad: :mad: Outrageous maggot with outrageous prices.

Frustrated, eh? MAGGOT!!!!! If you could chuck TNT you wouldn't be such a non-TNT chucker now, would you???? Bwahaha!!!! On the funny side (for you, anyway) a humonguous container of liquid detergent fell off the dryer onto my well check valve and cracked it. So now it sprays a rooster tail of water everytime the pressure tank engages. And a leeeetle water with three gallons of concentrated detergent makes for a fun clean up. Kudos to my wife for unwittingly setting this whole Candid Camera episode up. :mad: :mad: :mad:

No, Crackdom is not up, but I got a glimpse in the wee hours the other night. Seems there may be some type of magic advisor or point system added or sumfink. Question about the 'personally stomped wine'. Is it now urine free as well? :mad: :mad: I know. Depends.

Axe "RULING!!!!"

Crickey you maggot!!! You have to click on 'send to a friend' and copy the url from there. Fix or do sumfink. :mad: :mad:

Take the beach!!!!

Two month warning. Don't ever say I'm not looking out for you maggots. Don't buy tools in October By all means browse the others. Some are funny, some are really stupid, and some, frankly, starred some of you. :mad: :mad: :mad:

GRRRAAAAARGH!!!!!! TNT successfully and accurately chucked at Wino! I'll let him give you the details as I think up a sig and he collects the limbs and limps home. Oh, that hadda hurt, maggot. :mad: :mad: :mad:

All right. Slapping your weapon / ammo against your head is a tradition going all the way back to antiquity. It was ordered stopped way back when some enterprising Roman Centurion figured out he was losing too many men to self inflicted pila wounds.

Damn silly question. To make sure their helmet is still bullet-proof, of course.

You're a fat man with a "little boy"? If that doesn't get you to send a setup, I give up. :mad: :mad: Three beer Axe? One turn back. Dying-on-the-steppes-from-pea-shooters maggot! BWAAAAHAAAHAAA

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Who's Sumo Wrestler mod are they using?

She da bomb!

Maybe he has a nitwit neighbor and he snapped... I talked to the odd baggage's husband yesterday. He's definitely not wearing the pants in that family, but he's a nice enough guy. I told him I didn't call and didn't care if he romped around in a Wonder Woman suit singing show tunes like Julie Andrews while cutting down trees on his property. Also told him when I find out who the little jerk off is causing all this trouble I wouldn't want to be the owner of their jaw if they continue to involve my name. Thanked him and asked him to please pass that back down to his wife coffee klatche. Sometimes the truth hurts, but not as much as 210 pounds of in shape and angryolized Snarker can. GGRRAAAAARGHAARGH!!!!! :mad: :mad:

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Hey maggots! I came across this whilst sipping a barley pop and browsing for pocket cd-r prices: Forever Geeks: Nerds are for dorks I guess at $19.99 these CD-Rs are a steal - even if they are used. Maybe they should rename the site "Forever Geeks: Used disks for dorks" I bought the last two, maggots.

Now run along like a good bugger. :mad: :mad: :mad: [ August 19, 2004, 07:43 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]

What happens, Mace? Doesn't work again?

Are you sure they weren't trying to trap Homer Simpson? All right, how many of the <font size=1>penguins</font> were caught in the trap before the bear came along? How many Canadians? Did they use genuine Krispy Kreme doughnuts or those Canadian imitations? </font>

LOL! Maggot. :mad: :mad:

Silly maggot! Handguns are for self-defense. But arrest power does come with the position. The way it works for a constable is the offender pays me for the priviledge and embarrassment of being arrested as a court cost levy; a constable is technically on duty 24-7 (goes back to the beginning of the Commonwealth, I'm told) so I may eventually have cause to cuff and Mirandise this loon when another loon pushes the issue as we have no local police force. Not my job to judge the validity of a charge, eh? Good 'nuff for me.

GRRRAAAARGHHHHH!!!!!!! Feckin' loser neighborhood I live in!!!! Let me rephrase that. FECKIN' LOSER NY CITY NEIGHBORS!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Seem some nitwit called the township on some other nitwit and the other nitwit thinks it was me. Because his nitwit wife lied to him and told him the inspector said it WAS me. Apparently she doesn't like me because I told her to stop referring to herself as "The Representative of the Whispering Woods Association" to the township at council meetings. Funny, we have no association (it's not a private community) and I told her I didn't need or want anyone attempting to speaking for me or my family and I didn't appreciate her trying to get my already sky high taxes raised for her private agenda either, insinuating our entire development is in favor of this. So needless to say, I'm a reaaaaally pissed off maggot right about now. But wait!!!!! Mrs. Nitwit doesn't realise I will soon be Constable Maggot, and will be the one serving her summons when one of these other city looney toons gets a bug up the bum for her again. Ahh, I'm feeling better now. Life is sweet. [ August 18, 2004, 05:37 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]

So if I had a brain, I'd be crashing my mountain bike? I crack me up sometimes. :mad: :mad:

:mad: :mad: You're starting to sound like my kids aunt does when she emails them. It's disturbing, maggot. :mad: :mad: