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Snarker

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  1. Purchase 'Blow Mold in a Bag'™ from Goodale Industries. Mix according to directions. Use an industrial air applicator and coat the tree and the ants. You'll tack the ants to the tree and it will be green (and maybe a little blue) again. Plus you won't have to water it or take it ouside after Christmas. It'll rot on it's own. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  2. Purchase 'Blow Mold in a Bag'™ from Goodale Industries. Mix according to directions. Use an industrial air applicator and coat the tree and the ants. You'll tack the ants to the tree and it will be green (and maybe a little blue) again. Plus you won't have to water it or take it ouside after Christmas. It'll rot on it's own. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  3. *drops angriolized TNT and a lampshade on Mace* My work here is done, good citizens!
  4. *drops angriolized TNT and a lampshade on Mace* My work here is done, good citizens!
  5. Ha!! That's the easy part. The real magic in a pair of socks is making one sock disappear in the wash, while the other one is all but impossible to throw away. Even when you think it is gone, it will reappear at the bottom of a sock drawer. :eek: :eek: </font>
  6. Ha!! That's the easy part. The real magic in a pair of socks is making one sock disappear in the wash, while the other one is all but impossible to throw away. Even when you think it is gone, it will reappear at the bottom of a sock drawer. :eek: :eek: </font>
  7. Knows what? Some one just told me, "there is no left or right sock". So I tried a sock on my left foot, then tried it on the right foot. He was correct. How do sock makers get them so they fit on either foot? Some kind of cotton magic? :mad: :mad:
  8. Knows what? Some one just told me, "there is no left or right sock". So I tried a sock on my left foot, then tried it on the right foot. He was correct. How do sock makers get them so they fit on either foot? Some kind of cotton magic? :mad: :mad:
  9. GGRAAARGH!!!!!!!!!! Angriolized to the max!!!! Fuel Air Explosion :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Note the comment at the bottom of the page about bomb making lessons.
  10. GGRAAARGH!!!!!!!!!! Angriolized to the max!!!! Fuel Air Explosion :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Note the comment at the bottom of the page about bomb making lessons.
  11. Nothing personal but 37mm bites. It barely damages Soddball's ubermaggot clankies. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Why didn't you choose a more potent caliber as a nom de forum?
  12. Nothing personal but 37mm bites. It barely damages Soddball's ubermaggot clankies. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Why didn't you choose a more potent caliber as a nom de forum?
  13. Population control? Seriously, it's been said generals refight the last war. Same tactics, more casualties usually because of technical advances.
  14. News flash: <big>SODDBALL BLOWS</big> <font size=-10 color=339966>all kinds of holes in my Stuarts. The maggot</font> :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
  15. News flash: <big>SODDBALL BLOWS</big> <font size=-10 color=339966>all kinds of holes in my Stuarts. The maggot</font> :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
  16. Ah hates you with a white hot passion. :mad: I've just emailed a 'wanted' poster with your picture on it to the hotel. I made your alias "Prancing Nonce", with a $ 50,000 reward for information. :mad:
  17. Ah hates you with a white hot passion. :mad: I've just emailed a 'wanted' poster with your picture on it to the hotel. I made your alias "Prancing Nonce", with a $ 50,000 reward for information. :mad:
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