Lars

Er, Garrison Keillor and Mary Tyler Moore both made Minnesota famous, pillock. Wisconsin isn't really famous for anything, and rightly so. The best that can be said for it is that it ain't Iowa.

Ah, a telethon for Australia. You've really been sucking on the bottom of the Lysol can this time Seanachai. Even Jerry Lewis recognized that crippled children had a better chance of becoming worthwhile contributors to society. Perhaps you should turn your efforts to greasing the wheel locks on their chairs. Tall hills and small, helpless children. The world does sorely need a laugh. But Aussies? You might as well hope for a rebound in the platypus fur market. SSN Hint Of The Day: Adjust your underwear in public. Now sod off.

There goes my appetite for dinner...

(You do giggle like a schoolgirl)

She needed discipline. Ever see Secretary? That's how I like to think of her, with a saddle on her back and a carrot in her mouth. Hmm, starting to sound like Hiram's deal...

And I would just like to take this opportunity to point out that Leeo has received a thrashing to the tune of 79 to 21. Nevermind that Leeo set up the QB, and that he bought nothing but PzIV's, two platoons of Lugerheads, and that the map had only one Flag. This would only lead you to believe he had a chance. Try to remember who was in charge here, please. I, on the other hand, bought large numbers of the excellent proletariat troops available to the godless Commies and pulled off the finest double envelopment ever seen against armor with my infantry. It was rather like the Battle of Little Bighorn with Leeo playing the part of the fair haired boy stuck on the hill. I was the Cheyenne and Lakota warriors charging out of the woods, counting coup, and taking PzIV scalps. BTW, Leeo, do you know what the Cheyenne do with captives? That's right, they will be burned at the stake by slow torture, their tongues being first cut out to prevent their screaming, and their ears cut off. They will be mumbling your name. SSN Hint Of The Day: Take the labels off unopened cans. Now sod off.

Believe or not, they do have teams of engineers whose job is exactly that. Figuring out just how long the little bugger is going to last. Then legal writes the warranty. Then advertising sells it to a Boob like you. I'd say this is a perfect example of capitalism in action. Glad you have been repressed and downtrodden by the system. SSN Hint Of The Day: Pad your expense account. Now sod off.

Thanks for the visual lenakonrad....not. And Boo, I know you never pick up the phone to talk on it because you have no friends and even your mother doesn't call anymore, but don't forget to check the actual phone line. SSN Hint Of The Day: When it says “Reserved Parking”, that means you. Now sod off.

He does look a little parched...

Speaking of which, Study reveals world's most jealous men Maybe we should send them the Lt. Hortlund files for conformation. SSN Hint Of The Day: Borrow money from your mother-in-law. Now sod off.

All turns up and out.

Perhaps a one level factory tile?

Only in Minnesota. Other, lesser places like, say, Ohio for instance, you would get the odd case of "road rage". i.e. two slack-jawed yokels arguing over who had the right-of-way on the one lane dirt road and ramming their rusted Chevys and Fords into each other. Here in Minnesota, we just had our first case of "boat rage". Poor beggar drowned. Turns out tonight. Unless I go boating again... SSN Hint Of The Day: Revenge is sweet, get some. Now sod off.

Sorry lads, it's just been too nice out lately sit in the house and return files. But since you'll probably blow your fingers off with a M-80 tomorrow night anyway, what's the rush? SSN Hint Of The Day: Ignore deadlines. Now sod off.

"Kursk You, Red Baron" Ask Joe for a copy.

Three whole games. Yes, the man is clearly a deity.

So, yer sayin', that after a few, you Aussies can't tell the drovers from the drovees? </font>

Except dingoes are smart enough to lift a leg without falling over. Or sober enough, whatever... SSN Hint Of The Day: Read over people’s shoulders on the bus. Now sod off.

Hortlund, next time get the girls to wear the beer goggles... SSN Hint Of The Day: Announce when you’re going to the bathroom. Now sod off.

Everybody needs a toady. Now, where's that bucket and bat? SSN Hint Of The Day: Open umbrellas in crowded hallways. Now sod off.

Keeps the daft buggers from getting out. Gawd is indeed merciful.

I have a perfect record when it comes to Rules. Haven't had a SSN read or comprehend them yet. If I bothered to sit down, write the Magnum Opus of Rules, it still wouldn't sink in to their impervious little pointy skulls. So why bother? But I like your idea of squirting fox pee on them. Maybe then we wouldn't notice them so much. Even if it doesn't work, it would still be the perfect greeting. Worth a shot. Keep a eye out for the next one... SSN Hint Of The Day: Send smutty birthday cards to your in-laws. Now sod off.

Oh, well then, wouldn't want poor Boo to feel put out. {actually, if somebody could put him out with the cat tonight, I think he needs to go...} Right this way ---> {feckin ubb...} [ June 25, 2003, 02:27 PM: Message edited by: Lars ]

THE RULES then, short and sweet: S) Go away. O) Go even further away. D) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. O) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. F) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. !) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?).

lenakonrad, you'll have to drop back from time to time. It annoys Hortlund so. SSN Hint Of The Day: Free cable TV is only a shady electrician away. Now sod off.