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Lars

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  1. NG cavscout, I apologize, just thought of a good thing to say about Wisconsin. It's between me and Chicago.
  2. All part of the service. No additional charge. The article did call you "an unreformable society", so you'll fit right in here. I think we could squeeze you lot in between Kansas and Oklahoma and none would be the wiser. God knows there's nothing else there... SSN Hint Of The Day: Pinch all the chocolate candies until you find the one you want. Now sod off.
  3. So you're saying Papa Kahn was a better choice? Did too. It was on the blue part of the map. So there.
  4. Just look up rexford, member #4402, recent posts. Careful though, this way lies madness...
  5. And a perfectly good woman in the background that they ignored, that's what I didn't understand. Not that there is anything wrong with that...
  6. I don't think the universe is ready for such a huge amount of wonderfulness. </font>
  7. It's not in season yet. SSN Hint Of The Day: Borrow handkerchiefs to blow your nose. Now sod off.
  8. Australia primed to be yanked into US Advantages of American statehood for Australia: *Access to the world's best higher education system – {God knows they need that}. THE RULES then, short and sweet: S) Go away. O) Go even further away. D) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. O) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. F) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. !) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?).
  9. The following miscreants owe me a turn: Papa Kahn Aussie Jeff Boo Lt. Hortlund Iskander MrSpkr Simon I’d add Goanna but I never figured the lizard would thaw out enough to escape the gulag...
  10. I believe the bitmaps are on the CD. Failing that, you could just re-install.
  11. And promptly told you to get lost. What a shocker. Did they gave you a compass too? Or did you have to find your own way back by feeling for moss on the north side of stoats? SSN Hint Of The Day: Cover up your mistakes and pass the blame. Now sod off.
  12. Oh, much better. Looks like you went a whole three feet into the tall grass. I'll sleep much better tonight knowing you're out there protecting me from the wily Canadians. They'd never think of looking there.
  13. Try Siege by Russ Schneider. A very good account of Cholm and Velikiye Luki.
  14. Umm, No Good, do you think you might possibly be a better scout if you were to actually move those Humvees off the parking tarmac? Hmm? Just a tip.
  15. NO! NO! NO! We’re all about gamey. We like gamey. Why? {All together now lads...} BECAUSE THE OUTERBOARDS DON'T!!! No Good Cav Scout (must explain the Wisconsin Guard bit, like anybody would really want anything from chedderhead land. And to think you'd have to send out a scout for the non-existant invaders, boring job that...), give the poor sod nothing but flamethrowers in a blizzard. And, much like his wit, a damp match. Sheesh, and he’s been invited to join my own noble house, the gods weep...
  16. SQUIRE Sir. That does pose a bit of a problem, doesn’t it Shaw? Sort of like Pissboy Lord, or MrSpkr, or...or Cabin Wench Queen. Oh, wait a minute, it’s starting to work for me.
  17. NO! NO! NO! Throw the soap at him and Challenge him to use it!!! Sheesh, SSN’s these days...
  18. It’s 7:00, do you know where your turns are? I do, as I sent them where turns and the recent pest infestation should be. OUT. [ July 14, 2003, 08:15 PM: Message edited by: Lars ]
  19. {dbl due to a really laggy connection} [ July 14, 2003, 05:48 PM: Message edited by: Lars ]
  20. It's going to really hurt losing a PBEM to this guy...
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