[You know you're a grog when]

Your zimmerit covered tiger gets taken out by a magnetic mine!

[My AA halftracks wont track aircraft? Whats the deal?]

And just repeated the test with sdkfz 7/1, they did engage and fire, but got no kills, however being vehicle mounted they must have a larger profile, as the planes killed them all in 3 passes!

[My AA halftracks wont track aircraft? Whats the deal?]

I just did a test with 5 quad 20's and 5 late IL2 ground attack......the result, all 5 planes decked for the loss of one quaddy....the gunners AI did a great job switching from ruining a platoon's day to the attacking planes.

[Dzerhezinsky Tractor Works **Spoiler**]

I opened with the rockets at the far end of the map, and didn't advance until they'd fallen. The tanks moved , one down the middle, and one to the right flank. This one nailed both T34's. The left Pz IV provided support to the assault going in, and allowed the Russians to rout, driven further once the left flank recon group arrived. When the first re-enforcements, I brought up flamethrowers, well supported by infantry, and torched the buildings between the factory units....all that was left was the mopping up.

Was it fun.....Hell, yeah!

[Despite the CDV delays, CM most definately in the UK]

Courtesy of my gaming buddy, Moriarty, I now have CMBB.

I am not worthy.

I thank Moriarty from the bottom of my heart/stomach/other squishy organ that will see the light of day for his trouble, and will now accept challenges on any scenario, any side any player, provided that they agree to die by my hand quickly and noisily as possible.

All hail Fed-ex

[NOT GOOD]

As far as I know, all tank rounds are tracer!

[Do you Guys have any idea how frustrating this is?]

Each time one of you calls out 'I'VE GOT IT!!!!'

I just sit here and curse the UK release date being put back to Oct 4th......Bugger

I feel like a rottweiller being held back from a particular tasty criminal!

Enjoy guys

[Popin' those turrets.......!]

The Physics majors can help out here, but momentum before and after collision are the same.

Assuming all energy is converted in the impact, it seems unlikley that a 30 pound shell at 2000 feet per second could bodily move a 15 to 20 ton turret. The explosive effect of a brew up seems much more likely.

I'm not sure of the firewall layout of a T34 but I suspect it would be similar to a sherman, and we all know what fun Jerry had with those!

[CMBB Hit]

Remy Matin ***** VSOP

(5 star very special old pale)

Starting price 35 quid a bottle

[CMBB Hit]

30 year old Glen Morangie (spelling?)

Theakston's Old Peculiar

Shepherd's Neam Spitfire (I think)

Laphroaig (once the taste buds are numb)

Beecham's resolve and a pint of water

Full fry up for breakfast.

Repeat the above

[modifications of the great tanks Jadtiger(JPz V)]

I'm working on a Quake quad damage power up, for when the jagdie gets really pissed off

[modifications of the great tanks Jadtiger(JPz V)]

LOL...I think beer just came down my nose!

Hi Mom!

[new scenario/Rise To berlin /volkssturm]

Originally posted by kawas:

Intelligent: the last defense was broked, the germany nazi is lost, just the volkssturm are the only chance

Intelligent: one possesing intelligence, clever person, learned individual.

Anyone care to offer English lessons?

[Patton Musuem Extravaganza]

Glad you all had a great time, and thanks for posting the pics. Count me in on the next one (location permitting)

I'll avoid the obvious opportunity to work Madmatt, but that pic of him on a Challenger grinning is worthy of a caption contest.

Here's my entry

Have you seen the size of my weapon?

[CM:BB "Box" Art Kind of Lame]

Incontinentia Buttocks

[CM:BB "Box" Art Kind of Lame]

Originally posted by barrold713:

"Weewease Babwawosa"

He has a cousin you know.......

[PATTON MUSEUM AND BLACKHORSE]

<Green with envy>

Wesreidau and myself sure wish we were free to join you.....send/post us the photos!

[World War II Research material]

I'd be interested....I'm only in the northeast of Blighty Email is in the profile.

Cheers!

[OT: 1/3(!) Scale Jagdpanther from hell!]

Where's a crew of 3 year olds when you need them

[Creative Geforce.27.5 drivers..great news!]

Behold , I bring tidings of great joy....Creative have officially released 27.5 drivers and CM:BO now behaves perfectly.

Hurrah!

(Nvidia have yet to release the reference set for other manufacturers)

[CM POLL (Why not....)]

Could this be the unwelcome return of Gunnybunny?

Please lock this thread, and ban the fool abusing this forum.

Thank you kindly, Madmatt

[So hey, whats all this I hear about Doodads? Details Inside!]

Thanks for the Info, Madmatt. Now, if you could have a word with the Big Red Guy, to drop CMBB down my chimney on the 24th, it would be greatly appreciated.

Have a great Christmas :cool:

Damn my spelling!

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[So hey, whats all this I hear about Doodads? Details Inside!]

Since CM2 is using the CM 1 engine will this feature work in CMBO....I hope so, because even with CM2 on my HDD, I ain't finished with CM1 yet

[Edge hugging is obselete! WooHoo!]

Point taken....unless you are plotting air strikes, which would ruin your day if you're close together

[Edge hugging is obselete! WooHoo!]

I think the best way to avoid the concentrated troops getting creamed by Arty, is for a gentlemans agreement not to use it for, say, 3 minutes. It will only work if you trust your opponent, but Fionn's 75/76 rules were well accepted in some quarters, so 'gentlemen' DO exist.