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    Peng, why hast thou forsaken my challenge?

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

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    Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moriarty:

    Are you talking to me? I did not realize that you had resumed any sort of communication. By what authority have you done this?

    That was an Official Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread communication and superce .. supersie ... takes president (HAH ... and YOU thought I'd get stuck, I tell you a solid vocabulary is critical) over private communications which I still am not going to go to with you anymore either.

    Joe </font>

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    Peng, why hast thou forsaken my challenge?

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

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    Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moriarty:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bone_Vulture:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elvis:

    Wankers.

    Elvis makes a good point. Too bad he died on a toilet.

    Anyway, it appears that I've no other choice than to increase this forum's quality by pointing out what kind of imbeciles you "peng" thread residents are. </font>

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    Three Olde Ones in a Boat, and a Peng Challenge from a Dog named King

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

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    Originally posted by Croda:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally belched by Boo_Radley:

    Boo visits the home of his liege, Croda

    {snip}

    To be continued…

    It's Central PA, not Eastern.

    I'd never be caught dead drinking Iron City - Yuengling Lager is the preferred general drinking beer in these here parts.

    The part about the diapers is true, however.

    Though he lied about disliking the smell.

    Send a turn you lunkhead. </font>

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    The Laying of the King Before the Altar: The Peng Challenge Sinks Gracefully Backward

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

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    Originally posted by BilgeRat:

    Aaaarrgh!

    This is piracy! Surely the articles of war have something to say about this brazen act. A more bungling and buffoonish attempt at a nautical theme could not be imagined. Lord Nelson'd be rising up from 'is very grave at the name of his flagship being attached to such an undertaking. Not only taken, but used to name a vessel manned by those high seas galoots, the Prussians.

    This Hund fellow is no sea dog. His Norse ancestry diluted by generations of breeding with some landlocked race. Probably Austrians or Bavarians by the cut of 'is jib.

    Upon further perusal, article 33 probably applies in this case:

    "If any flag officer, captain, or commander, or lieutenant belonging to the fleet, shall be convicted before a court martial of behaving in a scandalous, infamous, cruel, oppressive, or fraudulent manner, unbecoming the character of an officer, he shall be dismissed from His Majesty's service." This Lt Horthund's despatch is all of these things, most especially of the "cruel" part.

    For more appropriate punishment, article 29 might apply: "If any person in the fleet shall commit the unnatural and detestable sin of buggery and sodomy with man or beast, he shall be punished with death by the sentence of a court martial."

    For he has surely buggered up something.

    Stringing up from the yardarm would be a mercy compared the punishment this scurvy lubber deserves

    The yardarm is too good for 'im. How about an old-fashioned keel-haul?

    And a sing-along:

    Oh, what can you do with a drunken sailor,

    what can ya do with a drunken sailor ...

    [ January 28, 2003, 05:04 PM: Message edited by: Moriarty ]

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    A Peng Challenge Thread Coronation: Film of the Rioting at 11

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

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    Snap out of it, Leeo, you leafy green idiot. You're not a cabbage. Hell, you're on the short list for looking like an actual Seniour Knight. Sod the cabbages, where have all the great posts gone?
    Sir Leeo, a seniour kanigget? Sounds like a great idea to me. Should get Berli to work to come up with a proper title. Knight Defender of Cabbage and all sliced, diced and julienned veggies, perhaps.

    We might be among the last human beings on the Thread still playing out a round of CMBO.
    Wrong-o, sire. I've still got four active CMBO games going. That, of course, does not include Herr Oberst, the blaggard who has scurried behind some big girl's blouse for fear of losing to my eternal incompetence; Steve the Rat, who has presumably been swallowed up in the joys of home-ownership; Thumpre, one of the nomadic, occasional posters and inhabitant of the original MBT; and Lorak, who was on the verge of victory until I hacked in and moved all his forces around.
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    A Peng Challenge Thread Coronation: Film of the Rioting at 11

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

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    Originally posted by Leeo:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    Let it be an HONORABLE Knight of the CessPool who will respect the traditions of the MBT.

    Joe

    Let it be a Cabbage! Though I am forced by the vagaries of my Grand-Liege, Moriarty, to throw my sword in with the Royalists, I will not renounce my title of Cabbage, and the Crown of the Apostate Pretender will rest upon my furrowed and curly brow. Cut-worms I fear not, nor the rust or mold of warm days, for the Cabbage that Wears the Crown will be he who makes the slaw, for mine is the glory and the Choucroute Garni for ever and ever. Amen.</font>
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    Appear Neither Void Nor Empty In the Sight or Presence of the Peng Challenge

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

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    House Moriarty is for Daft King Meeks should anyone be able to catch and pin down the balmy bugger long enough to plop on his head the tiara that Seanachai purloined from the reigning Miss Snowball 1967 during a late-night tussle outside the high school.

    Crazy as a tree full of rats, he (that being Meeks) is.

    And that, Joe Shaw, means that Sirs Stuka, Leeo and soon-to-be sir, now Squire Treeburst 155, should he decide to stay with his male nom de plume instead of the previous female one, of course, also will support the new Daft king.

    Good lord, Berli, ain't you ever gonna spell Geier's name correctly?

    [ January 20, 2003, 01:32 AM: Message edited by: Moriarty ]

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    Range and Use of Panzerschreck?

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

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    Originally posted by K_Tiger:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moriarty:

    Both.

    If I recall correctly, the schreck's maximum range is at 225m, although the chance of hit or kill is rather slim.

    A schreck or zook has been known to engage infantry depending on the situation.

    Maximum "effective" range! The Rocket will possible fly mutch farther....</font>
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