[A Thousand Points of Collateral Damage: A Kinder, Gentler Peng Challenge Thread]

Originally posted by bauhaus:

blather, blather and more infernal blather.

Bauhaus????

And I thought you clowns had standards around here

[Peng Challenge, What a Beautiful Thread]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

I'm wearing my new 'progressive' lens glasses that I just picked up this afternoon. Basically, trifocals.

more blather

And the gods know what I've been pissing into. It kind of looks like the toilet, but it's so hideously distorted that it might be the sink, bathtub or dresser.

Using the process of elimination — no, not the same elimination that Seanachai is referring to — we may deduce that he is nae tall enough to void into the sink or the dresser, lest it be the bottom drawer. Ergo, it must be, yes, most likely is the bathtub ... perhaps the same one he gets his gin from.

[Peng Challenge, What a Beautiful Thread]

Originally posted by MrPeng:

Oh, crap.

My prison bitch name is, 'The Gerbil.'

Go ahead. Laugh while you can, monkey boys.

That wouldn't have anything to do with your affinity for PVC pipe, now would it?

[Peng Decides to Post a Challenge, (but can't figure out what time it is.)]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:

"Sod away"???

WTF is sod away?

I think I saw a commercial for it on TV last night at about 0330 hours.

[Can A German Find Happiness Without the Peng Challenge?]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

And while I find it hard to chastise a creature even as lowly as yourself for this sort of ignorance, it's the 'Captain and Tennille'...

Pop music grog. </font>

[Can A German Find Happiness Without the Peng Challenge?]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

Don't you owe me a turn?

Wow! Is that irony, or what? I had to ask someone else about a turn!

Uh, no. Quite the other way 'round, actually

[Can A German Find Happiness Without the Peng Challenge?]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

I think it's Scottish for Fish of the Day ... you know ... Carp Diem?

Joe

For that I am going to have you kidnapped and beaten. </font>

[Peng to the left of me, Peng to the right of me, Challenge in front of me...]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

People came forward to touch me, to clasp my hand, or even just touch the fringe of my garments. A glowing aura of goodness and peace shone all around me. I was a light in that dark place.

They came forward to see the G.O.U.S.

(apologies to "The Princess Bride")

[Peng to the left of me, Peng to the right of me, Challenge in front of me...]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Unless you somehow manage to conjure up some kind of huge mutant-robot-with-lasers-in-their-eyes reinforcements, I foresee a similar end to our little escapade.

[Cheery waffles make the steps from which TNT is assembled; Goodale shows the path]

Originally posted by Soddball:

Let's have a contest. You can all decide which part of Axe's head you could change to make him more ugly than he is.

It's a tough one, but I know The Brood can come up with something.

Ears. Make 'em stick out.

_Axe_ bears a striking resemblence to Seanachai

[Peng to the left of me, Peng to the right of me, Challenge in front of me...]

With great panache and tactical incompetence, I have managed to lose yet another tilt in a long string of contests.

This time it was Noba who took advantage of a scenario designed by Satan to prove once again that three-man tank crews (even though British) fair better than two-man tank crews (Italian ... gahhhhh!!).

Final score: 91-9.

Maybe it was that final suicidal charge across open ground that did in the spaghetti slurpers under my abysmal command.

I know it wasn't me.

[Peng is the mother of all challenges]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

It seems that I'm...On Quest. ...

I'll send you the details once I inform my family I'm going to be arrested in Illinois.

Yes, that's all been arranged ... as has your room and board in the quaint little community of Stateville, where one's parentage among the residents is forever in flux, a neverending game of "Who's Your Daddy Now?"

[Peng is the mother of all challenges]

Originally posted by *YK2*:

*Throws another log on the fire*

Justicar always did like that song.

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Hmmm, Berli and Joe in a Blood Hamster? Interesting.

Berli, watch out for that Code Duello mumbo jumbo.

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Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moriarty:

Joe Shaw, if you're the accuser, then who shall be judge?

Why me of course...

Boy are you f**ked </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Who are you to be telling the Olde Ones what they will or won't do? Yer, daft.

As for the rest of your blathering, it's not my fault I'm the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.

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Joe Shaw, if you're the accuser, then who shall be judge?

I shall call upon the services of the highly esteemed law firm of Belknap, Brown & Pemble to represent me in the scurrilous affair.

Better you should have gone off to Coventry quietly.

[Cheery Waffles hate angryolized Maggots like you. Yes you.]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

I am the Tsar of Friday. In other words, I RULE FRIDAY!

Yeah and I am the Stalin of Fridays. In other words, you lose.

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Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

blah blah blah blah i need help blah blah blah

Coventry for the young boot licker?

I think we've too many yanks anyway (If indeed Ninny is a part of America). </font>

[Take a Peng Challenge and call me in the morning]

Originally posted by Nidan1:

NO!! the Dien Bien Phu battle was in 1954 you brainless twit!! You taught him???....you never taught me anything...I'm sad.

Anybody want this one? No? OK, guess I'll take it, then.

Originally posted by Nidan1:

...I'm sad.

and pathetic.

[Where would Peng be without his challenge?]

Originally posted by CommonSense:

It's all good, I'll just stay away from forums and save my cash instead of handing it over to places that condone abusive behavior of customers. Parodn me for not realisng this is your personal playground douchebag. Now go have the last word idiot; I won't be reading anyhting else but at least you can impress your troll friends.

Buh-bye, now

[Where would Peng be without his challenge?]

Originally posted by CommonSense:

If you people think it's funny to mindlessly debase each other I don't care but where does it say it's OK to pick on other posters who don't want to act 5 years old?

Seriously piss off. I'm not interested in this bull****.

For someone who doesn't want to act like a 5-year-old you sure fooled me. I guess it was the previous post's juvenile swearing and name-calling from someone so mature and composed that threw me.

But then I'm easily fooled.

And seriously, Lack of Common Sense, if you're not interested in our bull****, then leave. The door out is always open to you.

[Where would Peng be without his challenge?]

Originally posted by dalem:

Remind me again why I let these barnacles across my threshhold?

Because it's easier and more efficient when fragging, idjit

[Peng Goes On Walkabout: The Challenge To Re-Create the World With Every Post]

Fargin' place is bein' overrun by ferners.

[If ye be challenged, enter not the land of Peng]

Boo, the Foole of the Pool, is mucking about the Waffles, eh? You've got the right of it, Berli, let them keep 'im.