Moriarty

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: Are you calling us frogs? That sir is a low blow. Where's jdmorse, I want to sue you for pyschological trauma Berli. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh, sure, run for the courts right off the bat ... sounds like something a frenchman would do. ------------------ "I came to Casablanca for the waters."

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Ah, I see. Then would it be fair to say that the EnZee'ers aspire to be pommie as much as the Ozzers? ------------------ "I came to Casablanca for the waters."

Congratulations to Mark IV on his victorious campaign in the Lawyer's Cup challenge. Nice work. And to Lorak: TC Schutz eagerly awaits another opportunity to gobble up your scanty forces like the scrumptious little bonbons they are. ------------------ "I came to Casablanca for the waters." [This message has been edited by Moriarty (edited 11-21-2000).]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chupacabra: *sigh* Pushbroom, you tiresome Frenchy, your impertenance never ceases to amaze. Would you like me to beg? Would you like me to say, "Oh, dear, dear Pushbroom, please send me a setup? I would be ever so grateful." Sucks to that. Send me a setup, or I will eviscerate you and make traditional Burgundian specialties out of your vitals, such as oeufs en meurette avec rate de Pushbroom et reins de Pushbroom au vin. Or perhaps I'll just go simple, and have a nice testicule de Pushbroom au poivre. Finished off with a Chateau Sang de Pushbroom '00 and a nice hunk of chevre, and I'll have myself a lovely little Pushbroom meal. Now hop to it! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> For God's sake don't soak him in wine, MomDustmop would like it too much and there's no telling what he'd come up with after that. Setup sent to you. Let the blood and viscera begin to flow. ------------------ "I came to Casablanca for the waters."

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by von shrad: Several people have mailed me on the very subject ... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> OK, my last 2 cents on this thingy and then I'll let it go. "Several people" is either a lie, in that people often hide behind this sort of thing so as to avoid responsibility for what they are saying, or "several people" indeed have e-mailed von shrad. I believe Mark IV when he said von shrad was a solid guy and, as I don't know him, I'll take him at his word. What pisses me off is that "several people" don't have the nuts to stand on their own feet and say what they have to say under their own sig. The best way to handle it, of course, would be for one of those "several people" to get a game going with Seniletea (or whoever you stiffen your neck toward) and work out your differences via e-mail with the turns and the taunts. "Several people" might find they would be taken seriously and find that the other guy is not the so-and-so they believe him to be. ------------------ "I came to Casablanca for the waters."

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by von shrad: Sorry for the rant but could not stand your pompous ways anymore NEWBIE! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Bull****, von shrad. You are just another self-anointed, lord high spokesman and representative of the rest of the board come to tell Seanachai just what in your less-than-humble opinion an ass he is. And if it wasn't Seniletea, it would be Peng, or Joe Shaw, or JD, or Berli, or who knows who else. Pompous ass? Look in the mirror. ------------------ "I came to Casablanca for the waters."

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Oh, good God! More of these bloody down under wannabe Pommies! Its an infestation! Seanachai, did you forget to pay the exterminator bill again?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> He must have. Say, Berli, do we have a due-back date on the Grand Pommie LizardBoy? And, does Pommie-dom extend south of Australia? Like, to NZ? ------------------ "I came to Casablanca for the waters."

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> originally posted by PushBroom Moriarty: I know some people in here have actually testified that you are an actual CM player. Seriously?! Knowing JDMorse I had previous doubts about the force of the Law but with you I am even second guessing its faith. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Aw, what the hell does a Frenchman know about war, anyway? You guys were 0-for-the last coupla centuries or so. ------------------ "I came to Casablanca for the waters." [This message has been edited by Moriarty (edited 11-21-2000).]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: Shut down the thread!?!?! Eh? What the hell happened to you bunch a' rowdies? One little cat-fight and the whole lot of ya thinks you have the right to call of the greatest form of human expression since the Dialogues? You bunch a' sissy sons-of-bitches (Especially you damn women and your, oooo, look at my tits, crap!). That's it, I can't sugarcoat it any more. You lousy bunch of horse-raping morons need to realize that the only way you'll have any kind of enjoyable life is by posting more and more interesting things to this thread. What else compares to the level of taunting on the Peng Thread on a good day? What, MSNBC? Brian Williams can suck Hiram's monstrous cock, for all I care. You read any modern fiction these days? Not only can these hacks not write, but the stories they tell are the kind of donkey spunk I expect to find written on a bathroom wall. What's that, did you say music or movies or any other form of sold-out, mass-marketed sheeshagging midget toejam that exists out there? This, right here, is the ultimate form of intellectual entertainment. There are posts in here that show a creativity that's on par with Bach or Van Gogh. And you know what? Not all of you sorry muddafuddas can do it. In fact, most of you are probably only able to post 1 interesting post a day. The problem is that the people who consistently post are the least qualified to consistently post. However, I don't think this means the Cesspool Eldars are the only ones who can post interesting things. In fact, I charge Hiram, OGSF, Roborat and Stuka as my successors. You four have each, at one point or another, posted interesting, insane and cruel ****e. If Peng, Berli, Seanachai, et al jumped ship, the four of you could still right it. I will be on a ship in the Arctic until February. When I come back, I expect a quality 'Pool, goddammit, or I will personally destroy every one of you, utterly. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> the horse consented. it didn't say, "nay" ------------------ "I came to Casablanca for the waters."

I once was named an honorary lawyer. Does that count? (Oh, and I lose a lot to jd). ------------------ "I came to Casablanca for the waters." [This message has been edited by Moriarty (edited 11-20-2000).]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: MrPeng wrote: This is my thread. [...] THIS IS MY THREAD, and what it is too. Does that constitute a full-blown Penging, or do I have to cling on longer for the day when I can release my grasp on this mortal coil? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Nah, Peng's just getting warmed up. It's a good start, though. ------------------ "I came to Casablanca for the waters."

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lorak: damn.. Been to busy to even loath myself. Here is the latest updates: Berli-win Moriarty-loss <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Correction, Sir Lorak. I do believe that "topplement" would be in order here, given Sir Meeks' most recent clarification on its use. Stuka has the rare misfortune of being sponsored by me, as the Lizard Queen did not respond within the requisite time as benefactor of his countryman. ------------------ "I came to Casablanca for the waters."

Berlichtingen's topplement of my troops is complete. Final score: 83-17. Sir Lorak, keeper of the site, take note of yet another of my losses. Gracias. And send TC Schutz a turn when you get a chance. He wrote you a note on the next shell he sends your way. ------------------ "I came to Casablanca for the waters." [This message has been edited by Moriarty (edited 11-14-2000).]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: Fixation with 'thingies' seems to have flown from Bauhaus, and found new places to roost. Hard to say which is the most egregious of posters, but the front runners are PeterNZer(certainly don't know why, a kiwi isn't particularly suggestive of anything, actually), Shandorf, and Stuka. What do the rest of you think as to which of these three is most caught up with their genitalia? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I was under the impression that Lorak had confiscated the Squires' thingies when their names were entered on his list. This would explain the Squires' aforementioned fixation with thingies. It does not, however, explain the behavior of Blousemouse. ------------------ "I came to Casablanca for the waters." [This message has been edited by Moriarty (edited 11-14-2000).]

Been away from the board for a bit, so how about a game update. In the process of losing to: Broon (shelling but not doing much), Hiram (nope, no lurking Jumbos here) and Peng (must've bribed the AI with booze to catch those breaks). Started out well against all three, but the fickle gods of war have changed their allegience. Mebbe I'll have to send 2 cases of Scotch next time. too early to tell: Blousemouse ... looking good now but too early; Gerbiltoy ... still wandering around the woods; morsels ... he's gotta be on this map somewhere; sasquatch ... let's hope he keeps running his troops dead on into zippos and SMG squads. surrender imminent: Berli, 'nuff said. games pending: Working out details with goatmunch; awaiting Geier's return from the RW. To those beating on me now or who will be beating on me in the future, I quote the steamed MrPeng: "Feh!" ------------------ "I came to Casablanca for the waters." [This message has been edited by Moriarty (edited 11-13-2000).] [This message has been edited by Moriarty (edited 11-13-2000).]

Dunno about the ammo expenditure, Babs, but I do know for certain the 150mm Inf Gun we had in the original VoT will light one up. ------------------ "I came to Casablanca for the waters."

Cesspool.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kanonier Reichmann: Is that much like Alan Arkin (playing a dentist) used when fired on at the South American airstrip in that film titled, from memory, The In-Laws? One of the funniest scenes I have seen in a comedy film. Regards Jim R.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Precisely. "Serpentine, Shel, Serpentine." ------------------ "Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?" — Oddball "Crap." — Moriarty

Well, ol' Baldy, tidal wives start out small. Rune, I usually work weekends but with notice might be able to arrange something. I'm about 40 miles NW ... with Berli and Bauhaus. ------------------ "Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?" — Oddball "Crap." — Moriarty

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: von shrad wrote: > STUKA- or should I say J-O 87. Nope, nope, I can't let that pass, you simply can't taunt someone on the premise of being a grog, and then blunder off and get the designation wrong. I don't know where the "-O" came from, but the correct designation for the Stuka is Junkers Ju 87. And no, you degenerates, Junkers is not pronounced with a hard J –– no bauhaus, a hard J –– thus calling into question the technical proficiency of the employees of this fine aviation company. Hereafter, taunts directed at Stuka's nickname should allude to the dated design, lack of speed, and vulnerability of the aircraft in question (as opposed to the fearsome reputation it gained among Allied ground troops early in the war, largely on account of it having loud sirens in the undercarriage struts which would activate during its bombing dive). That said, wouldn't it be funny if Stuka had loud sirens on his undercarriage... David<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Jeez, and I always thought those noises came from the screaming of the pilots. Take a lesson here Squire Stuka and make your opponents scream, yes, yes, very loud noises on the order of Ultimate Pain are acceptable. Drive your armor over their infantry, stop on top of them and wheel to the right, then to the left. Yes, yes. Ignore their pleas, laugh unmercifully in their faces and taunt, Stuka, taunt. Go forth in gore, young Squire.

Outstanding work, PushBroom. ------------------ "Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?" — Oddball "Crap." — Moriarty

About time for a sing-song ... nah. How about a game update. OK. PushBroom: The game started out fairly well for the feldgraus. Managed to bloody him up a bit and dispensed with his light armor. Alas, the wily Frenchman has bested my armor commanders, one died fighting, the other was an idiot who couldn't shoot. Advantage: Dustmop. Blousemouse: Just getting started in another Berli creation. Suitably evil. Whacked a couple M4s on T-1. Now, it's time for some wine and cheese and catchin' some rays while he figures out a way to cross the creek. Gerbiltoy: Is very busy pissing off (not that way, Bauhaus) all the Ents in the Ent forest with his thingies (BAUHAUS, NO) that go boom in the night. Hiram: Has launched a coordinated attack from two sides and the pendulum has swung to his side. Morsecode: A nighttime frolic with an interesting array of computer-selected forces. We have yet to meet in battle, but methinks it's probably not too far off. Lorak: Still doesn't believe I can lose. Unless he's sandbagging, he has no armor left. Soon, he'll have no hope. Peng: The AoP valiantly assaults but, so far, the Chinchilla Commando Teams are doing most of the assaulting. Fear not, Sir Peng, that zippo is almost out of juice. Sasquatch: His troops know no fear. Run into a flammenwerfer, back off, move a few yards away and charge. The SMG squads found the maneuver most amusing. Then, they did it again. Great fun that. Not time to get overconfident, though, as his motorized force is moving up. ------------------ "Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?" — Oddball "Crap." — Moriarty

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sabot: ****Dont fall asleep in the driver's hatch, Moriarity. You might wake up as a Zombie in one of those three man squads..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Your concern is duly noted. Thank you. ------------------ "Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?" — Oddball "Crap." — Moriarty

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sabot: Is it that your game's so lame? I must ask you to refrain From visiting our quiet 'hood Posting Pengish as a child would Perhaps your flames and calling of names Has become more exciting than your wargames? Ill end this rhyme, so dont be blind Get real, Zombies, Get REAL TIME!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yawn ------------------ "Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?" — Oddball "Crap." — Moriarty

I bid ye welcome Squire Kitty. Now, get to work and find yourself another squire to fight ... officially that is. Knigget Lorak, please do your duty regarding this new squire. ------------------ "Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?" — Oddball "Crap." — Moriarty