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because they do not take medical terminology seriously ....

dical Term

Irish Definition

Artery-The study of paintings

Bacteria-Back door to cafeteria

Barium -What doctors do when patients die

Benign-What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section-A neighbourhood in Rome

Cat scan- Searching for Kitty

Cauterize -Made eye contact with her

Colic -A sheep dog

Coma-A punctuation mark

Dilate-To live long

Enema-Not a friend

Fester - Quicker than someone else

Fibula- a small lie

Impotent- Distinguished, well known

Labour Pain -Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff -A Doctor's cane

Morbid -A higher offer

Nitrates- Rates of Pay for Working at Night,Normally more money than Days

Node - I knew it

Outpatient -A person who has fainted

Pelvis -Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative -A letter carrier

Recovery Room -Place to do upholstery

Rectum -Nearly killed him

Secretion -Hiding something

Seizure -Roman Emperor

Tablet -A small table

Terminal Illness -Getting sick at the airport

Tumour - One plus one more

Urine -Opposite of you're out

Irish Medical DictionaryThe Irish have the lowest stress rate
Heavy stuff not like my normal medical posts

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