Hakko Ichiu Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 he would probably have recorded the following 12-bar blues: Got a cold-hearted mailman He don't bring me no good news Got a cold-hearted mailman He don't bring me no good news I'm just waitin' for the postman Got those empty mailbox blues Oh, I saw that cd-mailer And I let out a joyful yell Oh, I saw that cd-mailer And I let out a joyful yell But when I opened up the package Another disk from A.O.L. Oh they've got it in New England They've got it in Germany But way down here in Dixie Ain't no sugar here for me Got a cold-hearted mailman He don't bring me no good news Got a cold-hearted mailman He don't bring me no good news I'm just waitin' for the postman Got those empty mail-box blues Got a cold-hearted mailman Gonna let my hound dog loose Gota a cold-hearted mailman Gonna let my hound dog loose (recitative) But when Maybelline ran off with another man and she called the Sheriff to repossess my truck which had already broken down twenty-miles into the swamp next to the house of a witchey woman that put a spell on me and stole my mojo but the Sheriff came anyway and my hound dog tried to bite him so the Sheriff kicked him in the face and he ain't go no more teeth so I'm still stuck with... (end recitative) Those empty mailbox blues Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all week. Good night everybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THumpre Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 LOL ps. Please, don't forget to tip your waitress.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnersman Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 LMAO, you forgot to mention Lucille in there somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted September 23, 2002 Author Share Posted September 23, 2002 Originally posted by gunnersman: LMAO, you forgot to mention Lucille in there somewhere. Lucille never gives B.B. no problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Ethan, that was all quite droll. Have you and Professor Doktor Hamster X sent me my postcard yet, however? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted September 23, 2002 Author Share Posted September 23, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: Ethan, that was all quite droll. Have you and Professor Doktor Hamster X sent me my postcard yet, however?I got one and left it for the good Doktor to sign. Unfortunately, he chewed it up and used it for bedding. I could but the remnants in an envelope for you, but they are a bit, how shall I put this delicately, used. Rather like you, one supposes. I think I shall shop around for a postcard featuring curvaceous UNC coeds in sheer sundresses, just to give you a flavor of how much better my life is than yours. And supervise His Evil Hamsterness during the signing process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Thank You. We'll be in touch. NEXT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARRPEEGEE Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Not quite..CMBB just arrived in Memphis! Off to pick it up now.... [ September 23, 2002, 03:31 PM: Message edited by: mch ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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