Onehitsky Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 1. They started all that trouble in the first place! 2. They banned episode 12 of Fawlty Towers (the Germans) for over ten years! (sensitive bunch!) 3 Falco! 4. The zimmerman telegram! 5. They knocked the USA out of the world cup despite being the lesser team (Remember what England did to em!) 6. They are Seven feet tall (and the men are even bigger!) 7. Fighting back to back, Two front wars against virtually everyone! 8. As tourists they make even americans look good! (Not as bad as the English in Spain though!) 9. they don't know how to dress in the heat (socks and sandles...I ask you?) 10.The ring cycle (hours and hours of fat blondes with horned helmets singing!) However in the interests of fairnes they do get extra credit for making great beer, not being Austrian and slapping the French around on a semi regular basis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1Sascha Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Bzzzzz! Falco wasn't German, he was from Austria. Nice troll BTW, but I think what you really wanted to say is this: 1. Because I don't have it yet!! 2. Because I don't have it yet!! 3. Because I don't have it yet!! 4. Because I don't have it yet!! 5. Because I don't have it yet!! 6. Because I don't have it yet!! 7. Because I don't have it yet!! 8. Because I don't have it yet!! 9. Because I don't have it yet!! 10. Because I don't have it yet!! Sascha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinz Eugen Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 You suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Panzer Boxb Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Originally posted by 1Sascha: 1. Because I don't have it yet!! 2. Because I don't have it yet!! 3. Because I don't have it yet!! 4. Because I don't have it yet!! 5. Because I don't have it yet!! 6. Because I don't have it yet!! 7. Because I don't have it yet!! 8. Because I don't have it yet!! 9. Because I don't have it yet!! 10. Because I don't have it yet!! Yup, that's my version of the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEN Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Other reasons: They regard polka-music very highly. They are shameless about wearing short leather pants and silly hats. They are all over the danish beaches (I never understood that - It´s cold here - Denmark is just a few clicks below the North Pole - We like their money, though...) Michael Schumacher... Boris Becker... They drive very nice cars very slowly. (Except Schumacher... He drives boringly fast). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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