JerseyJohn Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Yes, I've popped my sedatives and have turned in for the night, it being 3:30 and all. Choose your weapons sir, I'll have no more of your putting this thing off by issuing direct challenges you know I'll run away from! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wehrmacht Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Fantastic! JerseyJohn changed hismind after eating the blue-pink-purple-yellow-and-striped-orange ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curry Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Looking forward to this already. Go get um Kurt, oh I mean Jersey, no Kurt, no Jersey, going to be hard to know who to rout for here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted April 10, 2004 Author Share Posted April 10, 2004 Wehrmacht I think it was the stiped orange ones that did it, I also think the doctor said I only should only takt them if I were having a seizure -- probably I should write things like that down. Curry A hard choice? It's the forces of Good vs the Forces of Evil -- no, okay, maybe that doesn't help me -- hmmmm -- it's beer vs cognac, yes. Something like that, and cognac is more nutricious, also it's more American in a Frenchie sort of way. :confused: Kurt's a fine guy, but I have this gut feeling that if he wins the world will come to an end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curry Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 The Brandy verses Beer war, I like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wehrmacht Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 I'll put my money on cognac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted April 10, 2004 Author Share Posted April 10, 2004 Well there's already been a Potato War -- almost no one was killed, both armies were starving!-- and a Bone War -- battling American museum patrons destroying each other's digs! And now, at last, we have a war over something that makes sense. Grapes vs Hops, Brandy vs Beer! "Victory goes to he with the lesser hangover." -- U.S. Grant, 1862 "Tell me I didn't lose to that drunken bum." -- R. E. Lee, 1865 Good choice Wehrmacht -- I'll probably lose the game but at least I know where I'll be -- drunk. :eek: [ April 10, 2004, 12:35 PM: Message edited by: JerseyJohn ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wehrmacht Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 LMAO "Victory goes to he with the lesser hangover." -- U.S. Grant, 1862 "Tell me I didn't lose to that drunken bum." -- R. E. Lee, 1865 You can't even imagine how good laugh I had with these! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted April 10, 2004 Author Share Posted April 10, 2004 Glad you like them -- from book of little known quotes I'm compiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted April 10, 2004 Author Share Posted April 10, 2004 "Of course I realize it's been almost eight hours since you issued that challenge, don't worry, he'll respond, probably with a mortar shell!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurt88 Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 My dear sir, your challenge is accepted ! I must apologize for my tardy reply but unlike other I must attain my work on a saturday and am not able to make fun of my opponent all day. Fear not since I do not hold this against you. I trust you will supply me with the date and place and eventual rules for this duel. Sincerly yours, kurt88 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted April 10, 2004 Author Share Posted April 10, 2004 And to you sir! You know how I am with dates and now I'm running out of orange striped pills and awfully low on cognac, so who knows how long it will be before I start clucking! Sorry you've got to work, it's much more fun making fun of you opponent all day. Speaking of work and this being Saturday, Marion being a social butterfly, I've got company even now knocking on the door and making a mad dash for my liquor -- you want to talk about work? You want to talk about a battle? Got to get there fast and pour some cheap swill in their tumblers before they wipe out my good stuff. Off to war! I leave the details to you sir, or at least the preliminaries. My second shall see to these mundane matters, as soon as I locate him. Meanwhile it's off to herd that boring bunch of drunken gluttons -- I mean, uh, our guests! Ever Yours even across lines of battle and a lot of archaic hypocrite stuff like that ... JerseyJohn Marshall of France, Admiral of the Turkish Fleet, General in search of the Italian Army, etc & etc ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Fire Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 A battle between the gods of visual postings! Is the winner the guy who forces the other one to run out of hard drive space? he he.. [ April 11, 2004, 01:17 PM: Message edited by: Friendly Fire ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted April 11, 2004 Author Share Posted April 11, 2004 Actually, I was hoping to make a statement in this one by not posting any images, on the other hand ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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